nevertheless, she ruined the workplace.

He doesn’t even want to be around anymore.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

posting about mamdani even though i live in canada and am canadian

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

One of the funnier denials I’ve ever read

what is this hold biscoff has taken over our snack and treat industry

first fun news day in what a decade

Spencer doesn’t miss

now he's struck me with the sandwich and i'm calling a cab while he's having a smoke and he's taking a drag and my stomach is sick

Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.

genuinely thought he had already died and had been dead for many years. sorry to this man.

this is a real fucked-up, bullshit move.

GOOD DAY @peterknegt.bsky.social and i wrote about trying (me) and going (him) to the movies and why we should www.cbc.ca/arts/holding...

how it feels to give a shit about baseball today

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

not since dottie dropped the ball has my heart been this broken over baseball

i will not tolerate the cultural black cat erasure that kicks in on november 1 BLACK CATS LIKE CHRISTMAS TOO

@bluejays.com no matter what happens tonight, pizza's on me after the game

last year a group of teens came to my door and i'd run out of candy and they said they were fine with whatever so i gave them a jar of bone broth and it makes me so happy to know i am likely part of their halloween lore

Best metaphor I've heard is that using AI is like bringing a forklift to lift the weights at the gym. The point is to build YOUR muscles, not to make the weights go up and down.

happy halloween from my daughter and her two new friends

heard they got away in a cool whip

Basically music has always sucked and music will always rule. These things are happening simultaneously forever

I'm always saying this

This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.

@bluejays.com i believe in you we all do please treat yourselves to a nine inning game

i would make a terrible pro baseball player because honestly by hour four of the game i would simply go home

There she is

the sun's setting earlier, the temperatures are dropping hope everyone i drive by is enjoying me blaring the national to lighten the mood!!!

BREAKING: economist discovers “second shift,” a concept coined by sociologists almost 50 years ago; gives it new, stupider, and less explicitly labor-oriented name

thank you @bluejays.com ily

the other day at staples a tween was debating between an apple watch and a laptop and i told her what so many of you need to hear: apple watches ruin most outfits.

@bluejays.com please win i'm too weak for the alternative

@bluejays.com please win the world series

It’s probably bitter

YOU'RE WELCOME.

i haven't watched a single jays game and they've made it this far. if moneyball has taught me anything i will not start watching now I WILL NOT BILLY BEANE THE MAGIC

listen i just made a bestie in the mammogram waiting room and if that isn't a great reason to go get one if you're 40+, i don't know what to tell you

how it feels to know i'm cocooning indoors all day

"violation," the word is "violation"

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

the whole article could have just been ten pages of “Brilliant Things Eleanor O’Brien Said,” and some gold was left on the cutting room floor, but this is such a banger of a closer and it’s so very much the theme of today