TWENTY FIVE YRS SINCE SHREK obviously i wrote about it with @peterknegt.bsky.social!!! www.cbc.ca/arts/holding...

yikes

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

My new book Ways of Listening is out today!!! Come see me chat about it in person: May 26 - Toronto - Type Books Junction with @elamin.bsky.social May 28 - Hamilton - Epic Books with @stuberman.bsky.social June 2 - Montreal - Librairie Drawn & Quarterly with @hualihuali.bsky.social

They're spending millions of dollars on this campaign. Imagine what social services could do with that money.

Smoking is having a moment, but while celebs are currently making it look cool on red carpets and in slick music videos, the reality is still very different (and very expensive) for the rest of us Canadian plebs. Read @annetdonahue.bsky.social 's new story:

wow i have a name

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

the women & songs compilation cds

richard kind

"how long have these chicken wings been sitting out?" - me on hot ones

i want 120 minutes of baby yoda completing basic and mundane tasks!!!

the baby yoda movie only needs to be baby yoda wandering around reacting to things for 90 minutes why doesn't anybody understand this

SAM ALTMAN COULD FUCKING NEVER

Okay, just wanted to jump on quickly and do a Q&A about hantavirus. I know there's a lot of speculation out there but hopefully I can clarify a few details and maybe put people's minds at ease

In 1993, a million bucks could change your life. In 2026, it won't even cover the mortgage. @annetdonahue.bsky.social rewatched the erotic thriller Indecent Proposal (for “research”), and did the math on what such an offer would have to be in today’s numbers:

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to eat egg mcmuffins in the car

Obviously one’s first instinct is to point out that Bill the Butcher is the villain but let’s not forget the detail that he is literally in a cuck chair in this scene

Look for the helpers

TAKE A HINT, PETER. NOBODY WANTS YOU AT THEIR PARTY.

i hope this quote was unprompted

i do not want probiotics or protein in my soda pop i want it to eat away at my internal organs as god intended!!!

as a teen i would've pretended to care about skateboarding for young pope leo

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

it is not gossip if you refer to it as information and/or knowledge

i don't want protein i don't want ryan reynolds' maple butter donut and i don't want to check trivago!!!!!

also being anti trans does not make you pro woman it makes you a fucking loser

imagine how wrong your life has to go for pierre poilievre to agree with you

when i find out my mom ate the last peanut butter cookie

you gotta separate the art (McRib) from the artist (the body of Ronald McDonald)

I love her. She took the criticism she received for speaking up for the children of Gaza and said “I will increase the thing”

tmi

it's his day

This is one of the funniest corrections I’ve ever read

New from me in @mcsweeneys.net!

put on THE FUGITIVE soundtrack so i know it's real

episode 1 of this season's top chef: i would go to war for my best and most treasured friend, kristen kish

happy international women's day. i am a woman and i have a cold. you can help heal me by sending me cash or many expensive gifts.

wrote about GETTING A FUCKING GRIP open.substack.com/pub/annetdon...

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

This is like something Jordan Peterson would try to say after drinking a bottle of NyQuil

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

[guy who comes up with new pokemon] yeah this is jeff. he’s an aardvark who likes drum n bass. who gives a fuck