as a teen i would've pretended to care about skateboarding for young pope leo

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

it is not gossip if you refer to it as information and/or knowledge

i don't want protein i don't want ryan reynolds' maple butter donut and i don't want to check trivago!!!!!

also being anti trans does not make you pro woman it makes you a fucking loser

imagine how wrong your life has to go for pierre poilievre to agree with you

when i find out my mom ate the last peanut butter cookie

you gotta separate the art (McRib) from the artist (the body of Ronald McDonald)

I love her. She took the criticism she received for speaking up for the children of Gaza and said “I will increase the thing”

tmi

it's his day

This is one of the funniest corrections I’ve ever read

New from me in @mcsweeneys.net!

put on THE FUGITIVE soundtrack so i know it's real

episode 1 of this season's top chef: i would go to war for my best and most treasured friend, kristen kish

happy international women's day. i am a woman and i have a cold. you can help heal me by sending me cash or many expensive gifts.

wrote about GETTING A FUCKING GRIP open.substack.com/pub/annetdon...

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

This is like something Jordan Peterson would try to say after drinking a bottle of NyQuil

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

[guy who comes up with new pokemon] yeah this is jeff. he’s an aardvark who likes drum n bass. who gives a fuck

Fixing the vibe at the party* (*repeatedly playing Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on speakerphone for the pigeons outside the pizza place)

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

call me a bleeding heart but i do not think the state should have the power to invalidate trans people’s identities and effectively imprison them. if you can’t legally drive in KANSAS how the hell are you meant to get anywhere

we all know how i feel about the nhl (hate it in every way, etc) but don't let me ruin it for you when its own players are happy to do it themselves

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

they sat through over two hours of racist, transphobic, hateful propaganda grinning like the idiots they are.

LOVING part 1937382 of the ongoing series, "is hockey culture...bad?

again, I have never watched one of his speeches and never will. if it’s not your job, I don’t think you should either!

baby's getting her masters in history (i am baby)

me on my third pudding cup

That’s right @annetdonahue.bsky.social

Great cover!

Sports IS politics!! Trying to act like theyre apolotical is ALSO a political act!!!!!

anyway, germany did really well during the 1936 berlin olympics too

Allow the dying empire a last flash.

i mean, those american players now all have to stand in front of their flag and know the worst people in the world are going to "america! fuck yeah!" about them

Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse

they're going into overtime to up the sexual tension

Lend us your strength in this hour of need

the hockey has been so good in these Olympics because Italy is the homeland of the Zamboni. they're just so much better over there, you have to go there to experience it

where is air bud when we need him most