jackass 5 is a canon pride event

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

omg

not sure bono’s daughter was a good fit for disclosure day she kept yelling “c’mon edge!” and “here comes the jazz man!”

this “jimmy eats world” poster sent my bf into a berenstain bears spiral questioning all reality

I think about this fucking all-timer every time I see or hear Willem Dafoe.

[extremely brian eno voice]

poster’s vacation resumes. rogue and i will be at instagram.com/jill_krajewski

baby on board

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

as i wrote in 2020

behold @scalzi.com as ozzy

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

golden sun should’ve been a consistent final fantasy-style series how could the best handheld JRPG end on an undercooked DS game

golden sun rules they literally named a monster “alec goblin”

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the joco cruise is beautiful everyone is gay at sea

love is reminding each other to take our meds every day

Today's That's Marvelous newsletter is about passion projects and judging the parts by the whole. It also contains my favorite new opinion: "Popcorn is the opposite of scallops."

Imagine you go to the restaurant and they bring you the bill and you smile, dab the corner of your mouth with your napkin and say you’ll have your accounting department reach out to them in thirty days

john waters’ full name is jonathan international waters

got a poster’s crest ty @theonion.com

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

Jesus Christ

[guy who comes up with new pokemon] yeah this is jeff. he’s an aardvark who likes drum n bass. who gives a fuck

Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight

support sicko comedies in theatres! happy release day NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE! funniest movie i've seen in 2026, 2025, and 2008!

industry hive assemble for @noelransome.bsky.social's great profile of the man behind the music

“remembering brigitte bardot as an icon of french cinema” and what else and. what. else.

love my projected leftist view of brigitte bardot born though aesthetic tumblr. now to take a long drag of 10 cigarettes and check the news

the two genders

thank you baseball sickos that was fun. returning to the poster’s dugout. rogue at i will be at instagram.com/jill_krajewski

ok this cheered me up

Art

I wouldn't stoop so low to say that Dodgers didn't deserve it. I'll stoop even lower and say they were corroborating with the devil, the bullpen phone was a line straight to hell

This actually helps, thank you

this is so stressful a canadian anchor just did breathing exercises on air

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

biblically accurate blue jay

Got fired from my job as the woman who operates the kiss cam because I refused to stop covering up all the men with photos of the the SS Edmund Fitzgerald

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

celebrating halloween at the baseball party vs. celebrating baseball at the halloween party

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

blake snell is tom green’s wario

Boba Chette? That guy from the Star wars cantina?