kash patel hasn’t closed his eyes since 1993

the joco cruise is beautiful everyone is gay at sea

love is reminding each other to take our meds every day

Today's That's Marvelous newsletter is about passion projects and judging the parts by the whole. It also contains my favorite new opinion: "Popcorn is the opposite of scallops."

Imagine you go to the restaurant and they bring you the bill and you smile, dab the corner of your mouth with your napkin and say you’ll have your accounting department reach out to them in thirty days

john waters’ full name is jonathan international waters

got a poster’s crest ty @theonion.com

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

Jesus Christ

[guy who comes up with new pokemon] yeah this is jeff. he’s an aardvark who likes drum n bass. who gives a fuck

Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight

support sicko comedies in theatres! happy release day NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE! funniest movie i've seen in 2026, 2025, and 2008!

industry hive assemble for @noelransome.bsky.social's great profile of the man behind the music

“remembering brigitte bardot as an icon of french cinema” and what else and. what. else.

love my projected leftist view of brigitte bardot born though aesthetic tumblr. now to take a long drag of 10 cigarettes and check the news

the two genders

thank you baseball sickos that was fun. returning to the poster’s dugout. rogue at i will be at instagram.com/jill_krajewski

ok this cheered me up

Art

I wouldn't stoop so low to say that Dodgers didn't deserve it. I'll stoop even lower and say they were corroborating with the devil, the bullpen phone was a line straight to hell

This actually helps, thank you

this is so stressful a canadian anchor just did breathing exercises on air

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

biblically accurate blue jay

Got fired from my job as the woman who operates the kiss cam because I refused to stop covering up all the men with photos of the the SS Edmund Fitzgerald

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

celebrating halloween at the baseball party vs. celebrating baseball at the halloween party

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

blake snell is tom green’s wario

Boba Chette? That guy from the Star wars cantina?

teoscar hernández implies the existence of a tegoldenglobe hernández

blue jays win secured at 11pm honk shoo nation is thriving

“seven nation army” going from pale kid anthem to jock jam is extremely funny

Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"

let me log world series games on letterboxd cowards

same

ah, so this is what you were all doing until 2am last night. staring at butts. you're all filthy perverts

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

everyone is so tired

only if he trims those sideburns

Biblically accurate pitch count says: be not afraid

bringing in my pinch viewer

i'm pretty sure the rise and fall of the roman empire took less time than this game

the one blue jay we do NOT cheer for is nathan lukes with the blue lives matter batman tattoo

all the dodgers are cursed except for ohtani he is a beautiful boy i am physically incapable of wishing him harm