the dua lipa of man

This article reads like a parody lmao

queso horny

Al Green

Big Sugar

Chris Stapleton

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Happy Tax Return Day from P'tit Belliveau

i liked it so much, i will do it again today

if you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Let’s do this here

oh thats a pasta

It's one thing to feel old because you don't recognize a bunch of the smaller acts on the Coachella poster but goddamn I don't know what half these drugs are

I order you to try to find some tea that you love. try some oolong. try a white tea. get wild on a tisane if that's your fancy. follow the instructions. get out there.

they're sending me to anaconda alcatraz for not wanting none unless you got buns, hun

damn, i think @fitasfuck.bsky.social is my body goal now

you either die quirked up and goated with the sauce or you live long enough to become a chopped unc

🎶Cut my jeans into pieces These are my fancy jorts🎶

saying you're a "dionysian" is a fun, quirky, intellectual way to say you're an "alcoholic"

yes, "they canceled JK Rowling" by releasing an HBO series, spinoff movies, audio books, and a mind boggling array of garbage merch

the magic only a partnership between Mike Patton and a bunch of huge pissed-off Samoans can create www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfEj...

blue wave liberals are gonna be lining up to convert to catholicism just because trump attacked leo

biggest movie ever filmed in my hometown

tired: crypto rugpull wired:

dropping a new presidential memoir, THE AUDACITY OF POPE

Michelle Obama Declares US Is In a ‘Janky’ Era Under Trump: ‘We Just Started Taking Things for Granted’

gym, shower, then sit on balcony & smoke is top 5 best moments

So sneaker got mugged and calficular got mogged all in the same day

you heard the woman, america

new disc horse format just dropped:

reconstituting all the dried life force out of my socks in a futile attempt to avoid public execution

It's this year's "asylum"

i believe i will have a glass of white wine

jury duty cancelled! hahahaha suck it, sheriff!

I'm cracking under the pressure of working nonstop and being broke for months, and having a sick cat with a useless vet that isn't helping her, and the only thing that's giving me joy right now is this. maybe it can give you joy too.

i mean. ill bite 🤷‍♀️

i get the feeling there's a lot about me you're not going to like

she said the thing, lmao

*guy who can only take shits on Mondays* Man am I glad it’s Monday!

Fuck. Target. This is Minority Report shit

Usha threatened her probably

picture if u will, in your mind’s eye: a butt

lmao ⅓ of you are fake-ass bitches

Was waiting with bated breath for Diplo to weigh in.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

get that bread (and sauce and cheez)