bookmarking a nude is like, "i can't jork it in this target right now but when i find some time with my peanits, oh boy"

i listened to 3 @nehrujackets.bsky.social albums today because that's how 40-something white guys celebrate the UN

guys i took ascenem . enophin. is that okay? hehe

make a band much, much worse: Brianna Wu-Tang Clan

i'd have died of embarrassment by now if i was american

Only like this skeet if you're older than this wine, I want to see something

Only right wing I acknowledge is Bukayo Saka

If our pets can't go to heaven then ??? 👏how 👏the 👏fuck 👏is 👏that 👏heaven ???

waiting for things to get lubricated is not our strong suit

"Globalist migration agenda" how much of this speech was written by Miller

September 23, 2025???

brb gonna rapture the poop out my butt

when i'm getting raptured

Seriously, read this feature only if you dare: archive.is/pBRNj

I know I’ve been reposting a lot of my older hits recently and there’s a very good reason for that: I love attention

sorry sorry i'm trying to delete it

Now seems like a fun time to remind everyone that GWAR did an NPR Tiny Desk concert

Broke: Department of Defense Woke: Department of War Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR

LOL

NUSSY GOT ME ACTIN UP

Just bring back Kimmel everywhere *except* DC and let Trump think he won.

Lamar Jackson is really good at football.

Xfiles understood the three type of nerd. Hippy, square, pervert

inside you are three nerds

dan akroyd erasure

balls so big they're full of

Seems too on the nose

did Mike Patton finally get sober?

Saying “gwar bless u” after maga coworker sneezes but mumbling so they can’t be sure

Broke: Tylenol Woke: pooping in my butt

@chatpileband.bsky.social can I get a ticket to one of your shows at the Fonda they're all sold out online :(

oh fuck put it in my veins; it’s getting better known DNC shills: GWAR

What is your bluesky superlative? I was voted most likely to delete a banger

take two autism pills and don't call me in the morning

one thousand milligrams of tylenol

tylenol girlfriend

imagine if ppl did this to warner bros until they dumped rowling.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

his brain is a pudding cup left in the sun. it's already spoiled, but the top is just starting to bulge.

describe a medical condition you have with a meme

Furiously swiping left and right on the clit in a vain attempt to remove the ad

We called it, gayng

but who will dox those who doxxed the doxxers?

Protect ya shins.

EAT DRUMS, EAT DRUMS

Graham Linehan says the muscles in his oversized head are 'dying' and that he wouldn't be able to make a straight face today

Hey, he spews hateful, violent rhetoric but at least he's authentic

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

The rapture is tomorrow? Good. Maybe then with less competition and the reduction to the workforce, I can finally find a new job.