"bang up" gonna get the louvre closed like it's a tuesday

This post would be fine according to Aaron Bluesky

He already won why are they still trying to get people to vote for him

truly impressive stamina, but i had to tap out somewhere around here.

we got another one for the wood chipper

Narrator: the crashout was not complete

After the graduation ceremony… His thanks to the Headmaster. 🤭

*you're ...implying that you are the pedophile being harassed

he won't say what part of the body because he only gave brain to bill

just wait til trump gets there

Donald topped Hilary in 2016. Donald bottomed Bill before that.

lmao same, kate

just wait til trump gets there

Wood chipper, feet first.

Not the only "blast" you've gotten, per rumors! B=👊=D💦👅🍊

im the 9/11 of your heart

Flay me, Bobby

Vancouver, British Columbia. 1968. Bobby Taylor and the Vancouvers featuring Tommy Chong: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZX...

cash out before you crash out that's what i always say

he’s dead

Dignity

anything @jaketapper.bsky.social?

Donnie and Nancy on opposite ends of a double headed dildo who reaches the middle first?

lunch Negroni, this Friday is getting betttterrrr

Zuckerberg vibes

i fed charlie kirk into a woodchipper feet first and i can't even catch a suspension

reset the "days since someone crashed out defending a pedophile" meter. oh, it's never even reached one? oh, ok

Oh no jk lol

do we still call it pizzagate?

Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain

My diet is kinda vegetarian-ish, but I've never really been evangelical about it, but I'm thinking it might be time to start changing that second part now:

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

we're gonna need a lot of wood chippers

when you get busted by @moderation.bsky.app

amorica. (Deluxe Edition) released today 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤

ahh, november

keep in mind that feet first leaves you with just the head

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well, my weekend plans are set

me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:

Explains that look in his eye when he was talking about Arnold Palmer

They neck and neck in the kneelings

when you get busted by @moderation.bsky.app

Chris Matthews, trailing off as they go to break: "too many Dutch people... too many Dutch people"

patton oswalt confirmed bisexual

Honkballer

uncovering a pedophile ring so big it crashes the markets