Staying up to make sure 2025 truly keels all the way over, and let me tell you something: fireworks are dumb as hell and scary as shit, and my neighbors do not appreciate or respect how many people heat their homes with propane out here the gd woods.

🎵 Here comes the hotstepper Here comes the hotstepper Right down hotstepper lane🎵

If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, it’s just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life 💕 🌈 ✨

Bake Off is on again so I’m inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings.

There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed. So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.

28 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and I’ll probably watch it twice more this week

Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someone’s little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. ☮️ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

It’s not a “trend” - it’s a prayer

le vibe du jour

Hell yeah I’m a coastal elite: Considerate Observant A real Sweetie Totally Appreciative of the Little things, Even-keeled Loving Invested Truthful Everywhere else is landlocked

DJ Rian Souleles aka the Traveling Discotheque: former roommate, forever great dude

The ALT is true, I am a bitch

Team LOWER DECKS COMICS won a Hugo last night for WARP YOUR OWN WAY! I was very happy to accept it - and to wear the appropriate cufflinks for the occasion :0 Thank you so much to everyone at Worldcon, all the voters, and everyone involved in making the ceremony happen!!

Scriabin sounds like the name of a teacher at a wizard academy (complimentary)

21st Century Scherzo Man

I am back at home and my cats are still adorable, thank u

A Natural Yeager at #STLV! #startrek #greatesttrek #fods #friendsofdesoto

“UGH wtf tune your instrument before recording” vs “an out-of-tune instrument can be evidence the track is human-man rather than ai” vs “that’s exactly what the robits want you to think”

Stop complaining and get to work!

Devastated by the lack of Never Mind The Buzzcocks bits about Mick Hucknall supercuts on YouTube

The only things I like about summer are the way the sun glints off the Puget Sound, and the way every bite of watermelon absolutely whips

The age of Dustins truly has passed, hasn’t it?

You always have and always will.

At least there are tone poems

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

Some days it’s only chaos and podcasts which keep me from unraveling

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself! Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

incredible stuff.

I am extremely excited to have written a new little piece for @mcsweeneys.net! It’s about those weirdos who are trying to live forever! I hope you like it!

Every day is a good day for Donny Hathaway’s ‘Live’ album, especially the version of ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ thx music.apple.com/us/album/you...

Bizantina is a great drag name btw

Listen, no one is a messier bitch than Hamlet

I’ve been exploring what it means committing my life to peace, and brother, it doesn’t make days like this any easier to stomach

Worked imo: Ok Boomer They’re weird Will you shut up, man There you go again Does not work imo: He’s dangerous He’s a felon Most important election ever Rules don’t apply to him Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard

Happy Canada Day 🍁

“Doc, I got that brain sickness-“ “-the one where you read the absolute worst stuff that happened all day and then think you can post through it at 1am and it will make you feel like you have control?” (Hits the Post button)“Yep”

Breezin sounds so FUCKING good on vinyl tho

Mechanical Twurk

Sucker for a presto mvmt

So like there’s a Jem’Hadar LtCom who joined Starfleet after the fall of the Dominion. There’s a middle aged Vorta ensign finding her bearings in a meritocracy & it’s a whole thing navigating how they work together now that the power structure doesn’t exist on paper. But mostly: mo aliens mo planets

James Bay is millennial Kenny Loggins (complimentary)

I still miss him

I miss the olden days when I could track my period with an app instead of this cryptic system of codes and symbols written with invisible ink under my mattress that is rigged to self destruct if anyone else’s fingerprints come into contact with it

ENDLESS BUMMER

Rush job on a busy morning, but here’s a protestors’ rights flyer with tearaway cards to post around the neighborhood ahead of Saturday (print double-sided, flip on short edge): gem7.neocities.org/pubs/protest...

This is the most LA picture. I love LA so so much.