I had a moment yesterday where I realized maybe I still have do anti seizure meds...until I realized that I watched this video like 5 times/week for a month straight with no symptoms. so I'm good on seizures, I guess lol 😅 youtu.be/DIsYBr9LOHQ?...

I don't know how this is going for everybody else (*ahem* hospital), but this single quite **literally** saved me and changed my life, soooo... It's a permanent karaoke staple now, among other things youtu.be/78wrful9cVU?...

me, laid up is the hospital with a brain hemorrhage for one month. I'm being serious. also very funny, on the mend, okay all things considered, really, but serious

now this i've finished this, I can say that while this movie gives good 'Yada Yada', these filmmakers have very different ideas of what constitutes 'a big problem worth digging into' than I do. last 40 min were totally different than where I thought it would naturally go

feel this - the rise of 'reddit humor' as a derisive critique, detached from any specific example...we used to have textbooks on this very subject, citations and everything

Images from films shot by cinematographer Robby Muller - BOTD in 1940 The American Friend (1977) To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) Dead Man (1995) Dancer in the Dark (2000)

Everyone loves NASA missions so much. It’s not just because it’s space travel it’s because there is a sense that we are doing something collectively that isn’t purely evil vs. 20 exploding SpaceX rockets that dump garbage in poor Texas communities and low orbit that everyone forgets an hour later.

Slayyyter...so refreshing to hear an album that is proudly mean. theatrically mean, with taunting, flair. lay it on thick, we're in a drought

I find JURY DUTY to still be way too satisfied writing a mediocre OFFICE comedy and not nearly satisfied enough with like, convincing a grown man he has a real job at a place that does not exist. To hell with the jokes, show me when his paycheck clears, I'd rather see mundane logistics like that

so in PROJECT HAIL MARY, is Rocky like...'Ryan Gosling-level hot' on the planet they're from? the entire movie should have been about this symmetry

somebody pulled the fire alarm at Scotiabank while there was 40 minutes left to go in PROJECT HAIL MARY, so everyone please don't spoil any of the five different endings while I catch up another day

this is the greatest day of my life

watching LE TROU (1960), about a French prison break in 1947. prisoners wearing turtle neck sweaters, leather jackets, sharp button downs. they got on clothes that would cost $500 cad easy today, sick

don’t know about can, but it should

watched JANE B FOR AGNÈS V last night. amazing movie. I'm pretty sure I've become Canadian in the same way Jane Birkin just seamlessly went from English to French. totally the same thing

can not believe how many substacks now *email* me to *watch* their latest *podcast*. what are we doing perverting the sanctity of the email zone, that's for the written word only, are you lost this isn't my voicemail

roller rink jam of the month. very sick avalonemerson.bandcamp.com/track/god-da...

every season of Blue Jays baseball begins the same: I question why Ace (the mascot) has a son named Junior, but they never mention who his mother is. I then harass everyone in the organization demanding to know where she is, until I get this letter in the mail

you know how TBS plays A CHRISTMAS STORY for 24 hours straight on Christmas? Opening Day baseball should play 'The Boys are Back in Town' going into every commercial break, the whole game.

I get that terrestrial tv is in a unfixable state (especially in Canada) but somebody has gotta buy up more ad space because I can not sit through another "Ontario/Canada is creating JOBS and JOBS are SECURITY and if you don't have a JOB you don't EXIST" commercial break

fka Twigs: one of the more bizarre stadium shows I've been to. 65% full, everyone standing wherever they want, a dance show where people are wearing gloves because the heat wasn't on, awesome choreo, both incredibly high energy with incredibly jarring momentum killing breaks.

have you ever kept up a conspiracy board in your place? just finishing this season of THE LOWDOWN and feel like I'm really missing out by not being friends with someone who would keep up a conspiracy board

for reasons beyond my comprehension, they only allow 3 employees to work at a time in grocery stores now. The guy at the <15 item checkout who does almost nothing, the guy at self-checkout who does **nothing**, and the one checkout counter that does everything, very slowly.

the inventor of 'putting whipped ricotta on a pizza' walks among us, unrecognized. this is like finding out a sitting senator was born before the invention of the chocolate chip cookie

who decided BTS and BlackPink needed reheated diplo/dr luke leftovers to make a comeback in 2026. they were making bigger hits than those losers almost a decade ago, why deliberately flop like this

One of these centuries they need to stop wasting Delroy Lindo's time

fake timothee scandal coming in late means it's already over, he's a lock. Teyana's the funnest hang, lock. Jessie, a lock. Sean Penn winning a third Oscar is insane, Delroy come from behind victory. SV for international. OBAA lock for BP/editing/directing/cinematography. good night

the best minds at kellog and general mills have never conceived of a cereal this pure, virtuous and morally good, and this is why america has fallen into the gutter

if you want to find the latest small victory article about how AI doesn't work, there is no better place than bluesky. can't miss it if you tried (and I really try after the first 6 or 7 hundred times it comes up)

I'm so grateful we're still getting bangers like this. this rocked front to back

The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs. Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks

My love for this movie is incestuous but deep, and it's finally coming your ways next month!

album of the week is The Veronicas' Like A Version Triple J set and nothing else is terribly close www.abc.net.au/triplej/like...

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

really ripe writing here. this album often sounds like Harry overheard a hot chip/justice/ and or lcd song on a ski trip a week ago and is trying to recreate it from faint memory.

you could describe THE PITT in allusions to symphonies or ballet but to me it's just pure gymnastics. the degree of difficulty is so crazy high that it racks up a high score almost no matter how it lands, tonally it's hurling through the air doing flips at 100 mph at all times, I canNOT complain

bought glasses for my astigmatism for the first time on a whim and the fishbowl distortion wear-in period has me feeling like I am experiencing a SEVERANCE effect with the glasses on vs. off, like i don't even remember who i was with the glasses on

rewatching HEATED RIVALRY, a master class in never showing an expensive establishing wide shot of any location whatsoever.

so this is how I find out warner brothers rejected my offer

doing the TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE dance on the jumbotron to try and get Wemby to notice me

NBA: guy looks at a referee the wrong way, 6 minute game delay while the replay team in new york reviews the tape and assesses whether it's a flagrant 1 or 2 Hockey: guy punches an opposing player in the back of the brain and dog piles him afterwards, play on in 15 seconds or less

in the wake of Team Canada winning gold after getting framed for hog line touching, I am unable to not think about these celebratory drake lyrics about pretending to get framed on purpose

up early watching canada bust the usa's chops in a bronze medal curling match....i really am celebrating my 8-year anniversary of moving to canada in style

'THE PITT S2 discourse' is like, a modern bigfoot sighting kind of thing, right? no one has actually seen it in the wild but you hear reports about it from algorithmic for you pages with grave concern

NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE: now that the hyperbole of the first watch is out of the way, on second watch I can calmly say that that the sum total of my entire life has been building to the conceptualization, financing, production, release and reception of this one movie.

nothing really convinces you 'no one making music today is as good as 2010s jeremih' quite like listening to 2010s jeremih

latest episode of INDUSTRY delivering prose so breathlessly cut to the bone that it's like they did a final "no exposition, boys, this one's for joe" pass on the script. so many shows give us so little, I do not care that this one is always cramming in 3 seasons of plot into each episode

can tv award shows create a new "That One Netflix Series" category so we can give limited series and acting awards to like, anything else other than the given year's That One Netflix Series

if you like your country music forlorn and queer, then a new album just dropped for you augustponthier.bandcamp.com/album/everyw...

the day a Spadina streetcar can travel between Front St and Queen St (1km) in under a half hour in its own right of way lane, all hell will break loose in toronto canada