this Spiritual Cramp album...they studied the ancient texts. this is ripping off exactly the right 2002-2004 indie rock bands. inspired, humbling

if you think about the cache miles teller had right after WHIPLASH's award run, then you think about all the roles he's done since then (all of them), you'll get a nosebleed

there should be a substack tier where you pay so much that they let you be the copyeditor for the newsletter

ah shit i forgot to vote for mayor of new york again

i'm starting to think there's ~41 million other people like me are willing to mandela effect a 2025 world series win into existence, let's just hang the banner + print the hats and see if anyone else notices

the mood on Spadina is 100% "Doug F*rd fourth term" type dissociation on everyone's faces this morning

I wouldn't stoop so low to say that Dodgers didn't deserve it. I'll stoop even lower and say they were corroborating with the devil, the bullpen phone was a line straight to hell

evil, evil game. Evil.

this is how trey yeasavage is moving from the touch screen to the counter to pick up his tim's order from now on. kid will never have to walk another day on canadian soil, this is just public service

it rocks when your team has A Guy. would reccomend it

is it possible to be afraid of a baseball game

anybody else know of a coach who took out the guy who hit a 3 run home run earlier in the game and subsequently glitched their way into infinite baseball

when vladdy goes 1 for 6 in an "any run wins" game they gotta pull the Pizza Pizza ads, those are for winners

what is life. these are the kinds of questions a baseball game makes you ponder

I'm going down to the store, anybody want anything?

vibes are so outrageous that Pizza Pizza has unleashed the vladdy promos where he looks like paparazzi caught him stepping out at 4am to grab a box to go

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

seems like a good moment to note I've always been canadian. never a moment in america, never heard of her

extremely cool music video right here youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...

less interested in a Soderbergh Star Wars movie than I am in the 3 hour EMPIRE podcast debrief where he tells all about how he made a $400 million special effects driven movie where he was the sole dp and editor in less than 24 days

if the jays take game one i will stick my hand in a cash register no questions asked that money will belong to all of us

gonna go out on a limb here....having a team in the world series is kinda cool, i gotta admit

godspeed, seattle. you held up your end of the deal and we will hold up ours 🫡

don't worry about it guys seriously we got it from here

I can not emphasize how much Seattle should let Toronto take this series. You don't wanna make it the world series for the first time ever and then get absolutely smoked from orbit by the Dodgers in 4. Toronto, as a city, was built for that kind of moment.

if you are seen walking alone in Liberty Village you WILL be issued a dog and/or a stroller for the safety and well-being of the community.

Scherzer is going for 18 innings tonight. He's gonna suit up for the Mariners in the off innings just to feel something

we eating humpy sashimi TONIGHT

gosh, D'Angelo. just an incredible loss, what else is there to say.

I dunno what you got going on in your life but you need to go buy some sweet potatoes, they're huge rn

Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.

every inning is an ever increasing escalation of me going "if the tigers can't score here they don't deserve to win". Like at this point they could draw a bases loaded walk and still not score

staring down the barrel of a potential Detroit vs Toronto playoff series in my lifetime like Lockjaw saying "if those lines are straight then we're gonna have a problem" in the paternity test scene

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ads for TRON ARES have all the thrill and appeal of getting one's blood drawn for a routine check-up.

sunburned in october but i'm still not as cooked as the yankees, jeeeeez

there are many ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER thoughts out there; mine are about phone calls, living in ignorance vs doing the hard work, parenting styles, the power of giving a shit about what words mean letterboxd.com/speedinuptos...

SLEUTH (1972): what was in the water back then that made someone want to fry crime fiction novelists this badly, god damn

gonna take a guess and say being vehemently uncritical of a billionaire is not gonna lead them to doing their career best work this time either

olivia dean hit with the p4k 'this is too obviously good but we can't claim it' 6.9 when i was expecting the 'hey this is alright' 7.3 shrug gesture, interesting

I take it as a joke that Bob is incensed by how lame Comrade Josh is as a code name but 'Ghetto Pat' is also just as corny but of a different time (2008)

I know normal people don't have folks they trust for movies but it is a tiny bit alienating that the OW ceiling for a movie whose whole promo campaign seems to just be "*everyone* you have ever trusted about movies says this is an all timer" is like, $30 mill or less

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it. Here are some of his beautiful shots.

Both gone now. Just sad

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: modelo stocks way up. lacoste stocks way down.

THE LONG WALK: I dont entirely agree with its methods but this movie was on to something. to cure male loneliness, sometimes, the fellas just gotta take a long walk

PLATONIC is such a good show. no one is saying it because it's on Apple+ but it's true. they don't want the truth out there

once they invented Tim Robinson its difficult to look at PUNCH DRUNK LOVE the same way since

did anyone start one of those 24/7 brazilian stan army accounts for Victor Garber yet? I'm focusing on the important things right now and I just wanted to make sure we got that covered before moving on with my day

when a director I like makes a heavily marketed bomb: that's the 'one for them' >:-) when a director I don't like makes a heavily marketed bomb: it is as the prophecy foretold. the fires of hell grow larger with each passing moment in anticipation of their arrival