pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Going M&S foodhall anyone want owt? x

Kemi discovering after 15 months that Robert Jenrick has been plotting in "secret"

Sums up how rubbish Badenoch is that she has been forced into a “You’re dumping me? I’m dumping you!” rather than just sacking and disbarring Jenrick over the many, many things that would have kept him out of any Tory Cabinet since 1968.

“Short is when you gag the market”

Wasn't meant to go out last night. Went out. Snogged at least 4 people

You thick duplicitous cunt.

I will make an impassioned case for Veep's final season being it's overall finest to anyone willing to listen (not enough people)

plenty to choose from but I think the Veep finale stands alone - at least to me! - as it's so flawless it manages to somehow retrospectively elevate the whole series, and give it more depth than you'd maybe assumed while watching it

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Woke up sad today and idek why

Moustache slander on the timeline is it

Opener was unfortunately even funnier — pure Partridge

Intellectually I understand that the Championship is itself an increasingly lucrative global business now etc but no I’m sorry, it is always going to be deeply surreal to have an American channel advertising their coverage of the big 26 December matchup of Birmingham vs Derby County

Playing a version of pass the parcel and there was a vibrator in there 😭😭

Christmas at my sister's in laws hitting it for six thus far

One upside to the recurring "winter episode" is that putting some weight back on over the hols is probably for the best

okay who leaked my wikipedia page

Got me helix done x

Got bought flowers 🥹

Seasonal affective disorder getting beat for the first time in weeks. We are so fucking back. m.youtube.com/watch?v=QbA4...

Spotify with the naked biphobia

Mortified that I also own this shirt. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

OBR, short for O, Brother

Budget sex offenders 🤝 accidental early release

I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".

If she’d ended up, say, detransitioning they absolutely would have referred to her as a vulnerable child. You wouldn’t be allowed to forget how young she is.

Went to a gig at frog and bucket last night and engaged with as "the man with the moustache" and had to tell the whole room I work in politics 😭

Never been bodied so hard in my entire life

Crying, shaking and throwing up that I somehow didn't clock scene queen on here

I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer

Jeffrey Epstein every time he sent an email.

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

Okehampton South (West Devon) Council By-Election Result: 🔶 LDM: 57.1% (New) 🌳 CON: 24.4% (-5.9) 🙋 Ind: 18.6% (New) No Ind (-35.6) or GRN (34.2) as previous. Liberal Democrat GAIN from Green. Changes w/ 2023.

Need 90s fancy dress for a party tomorrow night and I've got nothing someone help me

Alan carr

The camp of him having a weepy meltdown and having to be comforted by the men he's just totally fucking hoodwinked.

Always believed in my boy xxx

Thought this was charity shop sue for a hot second

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social when's bins?

Gonna see electric callboy I could actually cry

% of Seats Successfully Defended by Each Party: 🔶 LDM: 93% (26/28) 🌍 GRN: 67% (6/9) ➡️ RFM: 50% (4/8) 🌹 LAB: 28% (13/47) 🌳 CON: 27% (9/33) 🏘️ Localists: 0% (0/9)

Incredibly low-effort costume this year and yet quite pleased with myself