Someone PLEASE turn the internet off, this ad cannot be real

Spreadsheet? Spreadsheet! #TheTraitors

Stephen #TheTraitors

But daddy, I love him #TheTraitors

"Reform needs to be looking at the type of person they're taking in," says Kemi Badenoch, who kept Robert Jenrick in her own Shadow Cabinet despite him repeatedly making racist and inflammatory statements, on issues completely outside of his own brief

I have been back in work for 4 days and I’m coming down with a cold and a sore eye, who do I sue???

Hmm needs less polygons

when I stumble across an alt and immediately know who it is:

Kemi did what????

And with this in mind - SPREADSHEET #TheTraitors

Jade????????? #TheTraitors

James’ brief moment of redemption, snatched #TheTraitors

I do think Harriet’s blown it, hell hath no fury like a social norm scorned #TheTraitors

Oh Rachel you pillock #TheTraitors

Harriet for MUTHA #TheTraitors

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Gender is so funny - been doing an online training course that has been all women bar me which is fine, until just now when another man joined and my brain immediately went “Comrade!”

Everytime I look at this there’s something new. Why is Manc Piccadilly next to Hull? Why is York parallel to Leeds? Manchester Ainpont??

Merry Feast of the Ass, y’all!

Loooove soup

He said, while making the world of Alien and Blade Runner

Oh hahaha haaavhahahaha

Don’t ask why I found this

This will be very easy to bully because it looks penisy. Just the bros hanging out comparing their tiny fashy willies

Like losing to a dog at the Astra Film awards

Build a team of Pokémon using the first letter of your name Bosh

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

In my mind Addison Rae, Tate McRae and Madison Beer are all the same person

Left work and it’s not completely dark! Things can only get better!!

❤️‍🔥Tory sources confirm that Nadhim Zahawi made approaches to senior members of Kemi Badenoch's team about getting a peerage just weeks before defecting to Reform UK - but was turned down.

What does Moo Deng have to say about state violence in the US? Any apologies??

Nadhim Zahawi MP: In Farage’s Britain, it would be legal to discriminate against me on the grounds of race conservativehome.com/2015/03/23/n...

Oh I set my alarm a little earlier than normal? Do I not love myself?

lois griffin voice: peetah,

Not to invoke evil spirits but the back to work fear on a day that is Sunday is here

Had to drain my washing machine so I’ve earned a takeaway right

Abolish mornings

Besties and enemies, what platform is the sexy hockey show on

I think I’ve shrunk in the wash :(

Is that your anterior pelvic tilt or are you just happy to see me

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Heads! Need! To! Roll!

Bloodwork? I sure hope it does

Graham's all about 'protecting women'

Nap? Nap!

I’m shocked. No. 10 issued a quick response that actually understood the issue at hand?? news.sky.com/story/grok-a...