Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell bunk buddies in hell slash fic

Madonna is young, prettier, and alive

Madonna, what’s Dr Who about??

Thinking about Lindsey Graham today. Such as the time a satirical piece about his “ladybugs” went viral. Good day to be on Twitter. knowyourmeme.com/memes/events...

The DC gay sex worker scene have lost a loyal client today

Madonna, what’s Dr Who about??

What Pokemon type am I

You wouldn’t get this with a serious Tory candidate

we as gay people get to be gay

Can I get some ass claps in chat, I’ve finally shifted my weight out of the 76s for the first time this year 😭😭

Does he just speech to text this shit? Who edits the editors??

What Pokemon type am I

What a bizarre week to be Reform

Boo, booooo

ANYWAY www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/m...

😳

Bonnie Tyler’s going to have the fright of her life in the purgatorial waiting room isn’t she

it looks like zendaya has a really long inspector gadget arm

The fat cock is just offscreen xo #fcf

Freezer door open overnight, shall I kermit

Gone before she could’ve been subject to our quiz team name, an ogre in life and in death www.lbc.co.uk/article/ann-...

Midnight Sun is actually about light pollution

Face of a man talked into a second pub quiz

So they're all taking this really well

Just bought this amazing picture of a goose charging the photographer

HAHAHAHA

It reminds of when Liz Truss stormed off stage because Led By Donkeys put up banner with a lettuce on it. I find both Binface and LBD quite annoying and twee. What is funny is people like Farage and Truss having a meltdown about them. It really wouldn’t take much to completely defang them

How strong is that fan?!?

Fuck it, hog on main

Posting for the record - if I’d known my hair could curl like this naturally with the right hair dryer attachment I’d have done it a long time ago

Scientists can’t explain this - Peter is convinced it is Tuesday

Yak Hopes They Never Stop Making Grass https://theonion.com/yak-hopes-they-never-stop-making-grass/

take me back

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

binface beats farage at his victory speech he removes the bin it is keir starmer “mistah speakah, no one cared who i was before i put on the mask…”

Tories running a candidate is getting a bit government of national unity. It’s fantasy, it’s not grounded in the reality that the Tories are that shit and also it’s simply not happening!

Kemi Badenoch is pro-Binface

Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility.

Why would anyone be interested in what benefits the Tories

Good morning, I forgot to clean the water marks from my mirror and now these are RUINED

Game on, Nige.

Struggle to see what Farage gets out of a by-election with no major opponents. Talking to himself in Clacton while the headlines follow Burnham's first 100 days?

Only if you’re counting on Kemi not to be … Kemi

Confirmed: the Tories aren't running a candidate. It's over. Farage's ruse has failed.

6 weeks of Farage getting increasingly unhinged could be brilliant or mind numbing

In other news, Marine le Pen could run for President of France as long as she wears an ankle tag??

🧵 Amid all the speculation about Nigel Farage's 2pm statement, it's worth noting paragraph 40 of the Procedural Protocol to the MPs' Code of Conduct. If he announces he's resigning and seeking a by-election, that would not automatically end the investigation into whether he breached the Code in...

Broke: Nigel resigns Woke: Nigel wins unopposed Bespoke: Nigel is found guilty of all the crimes, forced to resign again

Not sure the other parties should stand candidates in Clacton. Labour didn't in 2008 to deny David Davis his stunt