delete your account!!!! 😇 like just get rid of that shit

Ooh I think Stephen and Matt might have a connection - Stephen has said he discovered bid partners family are very competitive - Matt has said his family are very competitive. In-laws (prospective)! #TheTraitors

A second sheet has hit the Traitors spreadsheet - relationship tracker #TheTraitors

every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors

Oh fuck off is Max Balegde on Uncloaked #TheTraitors

Roxy that was not very team Stephen of you was it. GERL #TheTraitors

Poor bby Reece #TheTraitors

STEPHEN LIVES #TheTraitors

How has Reece got himself so implicated????? #TheTraitors

Stephen my sweet it was nice knowing you on my telly screen #TheTraitors

Oh Stephen, be still my beating bussy #TheTraitors

Well! #TheTraitors

Right here’s the spreadsheet - I’m convinced now that Uncloaked did spoil the ST identity but I’m still hooked on it being Amanda #TheTraitors

Tarot reader: *draws the tower* Me: "is that bad?" Tarot reader: *draws another tower* Me: "uh oh" Tarot reader: *draws the plane*

No?? No!

Can I be babygirl

clap if you feel safe.

This weather is not conducive to doing anything

A decaf coffee before bed won’t kill me right

Thank god I can rest for 1,000 years now

Think I could be a CEO. Love making decisions for other people. Looking at spreadsheet. Buy buy buy. See I’m a natural

Well

I somehow have the back to work fear despite and I’m not even back to work tomorrow

So I definitely need to engage more with stuff because idk what anyone’s on about half the time - what good films came out in the last few years?

Current mental stim is the la la la bits from Madeline except it ends with “Where my people at”

Remember: It is a mystery to every journalist and pundit why this Labour government are so roundly and universally detested.

Post-roundtable - not done a murdered prediction as we didn’t get a discussion #TheTraitors

Another good hour of paranoia, deceit and scepticism. I think I’ll finish Oppenheimer

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

At least we don’t have to listen to him weirdly talking about Claudia like she’s a dominatrix any more #thetraitors

Stephen could not look more like he’s going to get run over #TheTraitors

Oh I completely missed that they’d get to meet the ST #TheTraitors

Did Ellie see something 👀 #TheTraitors

Okay I think ST has problems but I think maybe it does help the faithful? An end to shooting blindly I hope until the obvious comes up #TheTraitors

You can see the precise moment James's soul leaves his body <3 Just truly devastated #TheTraitors #Traitors

Poor bby Stephen #TheTraitors

Pre- Roundtable spreadsheet #TheTraitors

I think Stephen might genuinely be the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen #TheTraitors

Oh what was that look Sam #TheTraitors

Amanda is the camp icon of the series and I want this recognised by the people #TheTraitors

screaming at him looking in that cunty little pout the moment he looks to camera <3 #TheTraitors #Traitors

Deeply deeply aroused #TheTraitors

Milking 🫦 #TheTraitors

FORENSIC KLAXON #TheTraitors

Now why did they put traitors on 15 minutes early?? #TheTraitors

Boy sure sounds like the chances of this ratcheting up into full on "prolonged clusterfuck" territory have gone up