The Labour Party is institutionally transphobic, it is an outright enemy of the UK's LGBT community, and none of us should even consider giving it our vote for a second so long as that remains the case.

GRN: +30

Oh is this why my humours are unbalanced

The most remarkable thing about this mess is that it makes Starmer looks like a spectator on the sidelines rather than a leader of his own government

Might watch a Star War. Might provide commentary.

Fooball

Yeah I had a leg day, arm day, back day, chest day, if you count being on the sofa keeping them off the floor as that

As if I’ve been signed off??

fixed it!

Shocked I say, shocked

Insomnia has me by the throat girls

I bought my little niece this Paddington Bear toy which talks when you squeeze it, but now my sister's dog has got hold of it and is savaging it ruthlessly while it says things like 'I wonder what adventures I shall have today!' and 'I'm your friend!'

If you squint you can see my tatas

You win some, you lose some, he said losingly

Sorry Burnham but it’s my time as PM, fight you for it? x

Have we ever had a future prime minister explicitly mugging off Andrew Neil this badly?

What’s everyone doing instead of watching Eurovision? I’m grinding myself into a slow grave to take on the Elite 4

What have you done to be weird and alienating today??

Tend to think whether the Greens campaign in Makerfield or not they will get <5%. Burnham has a +11 rating among Green supporters according to Survation, the opportunity to dump Starmer will be too good to pass up, and it's a clear Lab v Reform election. Inverse of Gorton and Denton

She’s a lu lu loopy lefty ladies and gentleman

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: did you know that canonically in Star Trek klingons have two dicks

good morning

Jack Shep as Scrimpch is reminding me of some oomfs

nice to see him being so inclusive but Wes, we call them women now

Is there any permanent mindset where you won’t feel guilty for being unwell enough to work. I’m feeling guilty

Pulitzer for this headline

The fact that Keir Starmer has drafted Morgan McSweeney back in to save him has to be funniest part of all of this. Truly committed to never learning a single lesson you have to give it to him

Plus, a fifth of Reform UK voters have a positive opinion of Andy Burnham (likely more in the NW), which while still a small minority, is the most positive I've ever seen Reform voters about anything to do with Labour.

Survation had Burnham (hypothetically) winning Gorton and Denton so he can def do it with work

the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)

he could lose for sure but i think the idea he definitely will lose is a bit bizarre

I feel like I’m jinxing it by putting it out into the universe but the outcome really is no challenge and Starmer in power. No-one wants a messy election, they believe it’d harm Labour. A significant chunk want Burnham and would rather wait and coronate. All the jostling is to stop Wes/the right.

Had the whole squad on side

Probably closest aligned with Rayners arguments and general approach. Light her a fag and let her rip

If the net benefit of the local election results is that Wes Streeting is no longer in charge of the NHS, whatever else, it's a net benefit. Odious little toad.

i'll always remember where i was when i heard that Wes Streeting had resigned as health secretary in order to challenge Keir Starmer for the leadership: i was at home, checking the news to see if Wes Streeting had resigned as health secretary in order to challenge Keir Starmer for the leadership

So Streeting’s choice is either to trigger a leadership contest he cannot win, or to effectively stand down as a diminished political figure Brandishing a banana would, at this point, probably have been the more dignified option

Stepped out for a walk thinking it would help my nerves It has not

Out on the town having the time of my life with my 81 supporters. They're all just out of frame, laughing too

Wes must be into edging

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News.

Trans people country-wide, pop the Prosecco or non-alcoholic equivalent. Ding dong the Wes is dead

Labour Leadership Voting Intentions: Starmer Vs Burnham: Burnham: 61% Starmer: 28% Starmer Vs Miliband: Miliband: 46% Starmer: 39% Starmer Vs Rayner: Rayner: 45% Starmer: 41% Starmer Vs Streeting: Starmer: 53% Streeting: 23% Via @labourlist.bsky.social - 1,124 Members, 13-14 May.

Labour leadership contest reduced to “after you” “no after you” “no please after you”

On that day, the fash 'peacefully expressed' themselves by doing sig heils and throwing full beer bottles and cans, fireworks and trash at us while we were kettled outside a Trafalgar tourist shop for several hours. This has, for some strange reason, never been mentioned in the papers

Guardiola did this deliberately to fuck with everyone’s double game week FPL teams didn’t he

Might be having a bad menty h week chaps

Oh……oh no