Is he dead yet?

Back when HTTP stood for "Horse Transports The Pornography"

In exactly the same way that conservatives hate the United States, they also hate Jesus, which is why they do shit like this

correct - the “run a macho looking dude who codes as ‘working class’”theory of elections does not work even if the macho looking dude in question doesn’t have a nazi tattoo and a history of sexual assault those people are gone and we don’t know how to get them back

Graham Platner suspends senate campaign after running out of red flags

Not really the point but why does she talk like that? Has she had a bunch of plastic surgery and can’t move her mouth anymore or something?

“Democrats are denying FEMA assistance to red states” is a very specific right wing conspiracy theory that’s the opposite of what actually happens, which is true of like 80% of right wing conspiracy theories now

Oh?

Honestly, no notes

One of my most conservative(?) positions is that cities should tow a LOT more vehicles for parking in bike/bus/fire lanes, blocking hydrants, that kind of thing, and that buses should have cameras that bus drivers can turn on to identify cars parked illegally and (very stiff) fines issued via mail

Billy Crystal and Carol Kane seen on flight to Louisville

Can’t believe the rapist with the Nazi tattoo isn’t big on taking personal responsibility

If you’re choosing to punch left rather than right while there are fascists to your right…

Should have spent more time freestylemaxxing

What does this fucking MEAN? How do you get there from here? Be specific!

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

I have been assured that this is far better than humans

I sincerely hope he is Weekend At Bernie’sed by his staff until at least 2028

You ever wonder if you’ve used an image for the last time? Not me.

3% of Democrats approve of the job Trump is doing in case you were wondering whether poll respondents ever fuck with polling agencies

Fun fact the groups of people performing this labor had names/mascots often based on where they came from and formed kind of informal rivalries with other groups!

Wanna be really clear about this, we should do a much better job of regulating both golf carts and e-bikes, just as we should better regulate cars, but the idea that these smaller vehicles are more dangerous than an SUV or a truck is flat nonsense

Debating setting up a dummy signal account to text Ken that my dad is in the hospital they’re keeping McConnell alive in just so I can ask him about his Graham Platner smooth groin take in a place I know he’ll see it

Seeing people complain about VAR is so weird to me, like if MLB went to full robo umps for balls and strikes and then people complained about that. What are we doing here, people?

Y’all misspelled “Generation X”

My neighborhood has lots of kids running around and a lot of adults complain about the golf carts and e-bikes going through the neighborhood and I always agree that they should slow down but if I’m choosing whether my kid gets hit by a golf cart, an e-bike, or a car, I’m never gonna choose the car

I am a Chicago Stan through and through. However, the Chicago dog is mid

Reveling in being a piece of shit is not something good people do

One of my pet peeves is people who are not the wronged party thinking forgiveness is theirs to give or withhold

I dunno man maybe if you wanted a say you shouldn’t have raped

Starting to think that having a Nazi tattoo should be seen as an indicator of… something…

This confident

This is in response to someone saying that sexual assault is bad even when people on your political side do it. We can, and must, walk and chew gum here

“The immortal tech billionaire is killed by his blood boy” I mutter before bolting upright, drenched in sweat, my eyes electric blue from the spice

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

My office when I’m definitely conscious:

If the WNBA thinks associating itself with Trump is going to be good for the league, that seems like a misread to me

Imagine a news outlet that reported the news rather than repeating press releases

These are the millennials who bought or refinanced before 2023 and didn’t realize at the time that was the home they would die in

US troops patrol the Green Zone (2026)

Again, hard to overstate the amount of damage being done to the country’s standing in the world

It feels like the people with power have essentially decided the “nothing ever happens” theory is correct and the rest of us are all looking around thinking “yes but surely THIS??”

This is not, in fact, true. One of the quote skeets is like "I know a family in Seattle that makes $500k and they're Seattle-poor." No. No, they're not. That's not a thing. Nobody making half a million American dollars is poor. They might be making poor spending choices, but that's not the same.

This is complete nonsense and I’m sorry but if you disagree you’re incurably stupid

Putting “family dinner” on the calendar every night is sociopath behavior

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Believe this is from 2018

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