remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes

It’s so funny to me that so many people whose whole job is making decisions never looked at the claims being made by AI boosters and spent any meaningful amount of time or energy trying to make them prove any of those claims

I talk about this *constantly* during these broadcasts, Netflix looked like absolute dogshit today. Lack of pertinent information on the screen, poor camera selection in replays, dead air from the announcers when there shouldn’t have been, amateur hour across the board

I actually think wishing suffering on the people destroying your society is good and we should do a lot more of it

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

This explains like 90% of American politics right now

I had to have a lawyer threaten to sue my insurance company because they approved my wife’s surgeon and anesthesiologist but deemed the operating room “medically unnecessary” you can fully fuck yourself, Marcus

Time to fire up a classic Christmas movie!

*me, watching pastoralists lose out as their homelands are gradually settled*

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

Alternatively, this is the BEST damn advent calendar

I know you think you can take him on account of him being so tiny but I have it on good authority that this guy DOES NOT die

Gotta love how he literally cannot talk to a 4th grader for three minutes about Santa without being an enormous asshole

For the love of God, Montresor!

Just saw an ad on TikTok for a swastika necklace so things are going really well over there

Pestilence presidency

*blushing* “thanks”

Best Christmas album by a fucking mile

Is moderate inflation coupled with a tanking dollar and increasing unemployment right as we have fully alienated all of our major trading partners generally a sign of a healthy economy or…

Alright sure why not

“I’m not going to let you woke scolds bully me into not admiring my prominent nazi aunt”

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday

This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status. These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.

This is 100% correct

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public

The break-even point on taking social security, even ignoring opportunity costs and inflation, is something like 87 years old. Why would you wait almost a decade longer to retire if you didn’t have to?

This is just Fortnite

Announcer just said “they were showing they were gonna come but instead they pull out” so that’s gonna be all over TikTok this week

It’s very clear that the nominal populous needs a cultural stake in democracy that’s atrophied only further after Reaganism accelerated atomization. We need liberal propaganda with American characteristics, bring back the New Deal aesthetic

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

For the record I do not think that you are just pretending to like the things I don’t like or that you are just pretending not to like the things I do like, in case there was a question on that

Live look of all the Harper’s letter signatories:

tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to

the idea that weiss had journalistic concerns is belied by the fact that she's not a journalist

Can you think of any other result that typically follows people breaking the law? Something that might be more of a deterrent to future law breaking than answering some questions? Anything at all?

FOOL of a Tookmas!

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DJ Moore on the Bears' win: "It means a lot. And at the end of the day, it's F the Packers always."

wishing a joyful winter solstice to all who have suffered a terrible Loss this year

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Goldilocks waking up:

Incredible interview from DJ Moore 🫡

God says Bear Down!

These Bears taking decades off my life

Does that Coke ad look like shit because it’s 100% AI?