Is one of the hardest issues opening the strait?

Maine is 90+% white what are we expecting the crowd to look like?

Not trying to be whatever but Dan is just lying. It’s no different than when men say they’re moderate or not political on dating sites because if they just said they’re conservative they wouldn’t get dates.

Since we’re being extremely normal about having kids or not, the #childfree people who make it their entire personality and the people who have kids and say not doing so is morally wrong or leaves your life empty or whatever are all also just insecure about their choices and looking for validation

These are always so funny because they’re incapable of putting 2 and 2 together to understand that this is where conservatism leads, like this isn’t Trump-specific, this is the endpoint of your whole ideology

Difficult difficult lemon difficult

If you’re a Democrat right now you could not have an easier job. You just oppose literally everything republicans are doing and answer everything by pointing to Trump’s ties to Epstein, self dealing, corruption, and incompetence. That’s it. How are they fucking this up?

Kids hate it when you say their oatmeal is actually stoatmeal, oatmeal for stoats

“Social media is bad” skill issue sorry

I will bet you literally any amount of money that this will not happen

At least half of the time when parents are giving younger parents parenting advice they are looking for validation of the parenting decisions they made. (Which is reasonable, it’s excruciating raising kids and just guessing all the time and we’re all insecure about our parenting decisions)

Very excited for a plane with 200 passengers on board to get confused and try to land on a highway or climb to 80,000 feet or see a connecting flight and just decide to fly to the next airport

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a bigger let down than trying In-N-Out in my 30s

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

Through, you say?

An impressively bad parking job.

I have an app from a pizza place and it gave me a Spotify style year in review about the pizzas I ate and motherfucker I did not need that

If you were to try to rank the biggest 100 presidential scandals in American history Trump would have to be, what, the top 20? More? Easily the majority of the list, though

My understanding is that the whole hair loss pill makes your dick small thing isn’t real and joking about it is kind of fucked up if you’re pretending to be on the left

Got this bad boy locked and loaded for the inevitable announcement that Iran doesn’t actually agree to whatever is being offered

I think maybe a lot of people on here need hobbies

Is he just never going to leave the ballroom once he’s built it? Is the ballroom going to roam around the country like howl’s moving castle?

DeTrumpification is as necessary a project to the US as DeNazification was to Germany. Everything removed from everywhere, including every person in the Trump party from every elected and appointed position of public trust, with all appropriate investigations, charges, and trials.

You should consider making a product your customer is evolved enough to want

And that’s why I’m going to…

Nobody had to force people en masse to start using the internet, people paid money to take classes to learn how to use it. We picked up free CDs at the mall to install yet another free trial to use it. We listened to rocks scream to use it.

Imagine being an NFL quarterback and deciding to make a political statement and this is what you pick

Letting people who attempt to destroy the country serve their sentence is not tribalism you fucking yam

timeline is like: - beer discourse - hockey - shots fired at the White House - cuck porn discourse - basketball - trogdor just another normal saturday in the trump administration

As I get older I get increasingly frustrated as it feels like basically all of our problems boil down to a bunch of assholes not being able to be normal about [thing]

Me getting excited that we got a quote for a new HVAC unit that will be less than $11,000

“THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6 AND I WANT TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AS COMPENSATION FOR THE WEAPONIZED PROSECUTIONS OF THE BIDEN DOJ”

Creating an anti-bike sign that claims biking is bad because it brings more cars is *chefkiss*

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Which political views, Larry?

Nah

Here’s to hoping gen z has touched the stove and doesn’t need to remind itself that the stove is indeed hot every couple of election cycles

It’s both guys. Elected Dems have fucked up over and over again and voters have refused to learn anything/stop electing republicans/start electing better democrats. Plenty of blame to go around here

Maybe the most “this is a Wendy’s” post I’ve ever seen

This was every red state 2 years ago voting to protect abortion access and for the Republican senator/governor in the same election

I have a hard time believing these people care about actual rape if they believe trans women existing is akin to it

Turns out putting stupid assholes in charge of everything isn’t a great idea

Everyone who isn’t a rich straight white cis Christian man deciding to throw in with conservatives:

An interesting thing about NASA is that they’ve never had to worry whether scrubbing a launch for safety reasons would impact their IPO

Gonna have all the water bottles filled with alkaline water and the trainers have to read your aura rather than using, like, an MRI or something

This bill, literally called the “CHARLIE Act,” imports definitions from Trump's odious EOs on race (EO 14190) and sex (EO 14168) into the federal statute for K-12 funding. It's not savvy centrist politics, it will not get them more votes. They know; they're bad people who like these parts of MAGA.

Any Democrat that isn’t willing to maximally gerrymander is a Republican. “No they just believe” doesn’t matter man, the outcome is exactly the same.