i think this one gets forgotten

I feel a little gross with this - it feels like begging for money, but the place my wife and I along with a few coworkers started partnered with a glass place to make these little suncatchers for autism acceptance month. If you want to buy one cool, if not that's cool too: blenko.com/products/gla...

few more: colossal pillar of wasp eggs i do not support all women i dont pay a the taxes goop on ya grinch osama shouldve hooped i'm alive brother but miss u too! teeth teeth teeth find and kill god dollar/pound bargain tarantula dick actual clowns candles $3,600 briefcase full of jellybeans

Tesla Roadster in Orbit: 1

It’s still this

Some of the all-time greats already mentioned, so I’ll just add these:

Scottish twitter had some bangers

My nom from the same creator

lesser known clowns banks email like surf dracula flimsy steve death penalty for steve bannon fuck him up socrates so close!! that is a shape italian kanye crab rangoon sensitive to the holocaust you kick miette smacks of gender tony hawk race war fucking the text man for texts haters and losers

i hate that its true but "ill keep drinking that garbage" is also incredible

top of the 47th grink win probability blackfan street four eels large boulder/small boulder face god & walk backwards into hell grandma pick me up from the rap battle perfectly good monkey fuck the flag racism dial tarot card "is that good?" taylor swift updates refused to join idf lmao +others

Jesus Christ

youre not supposed to acknowledge this but for all the hand wringing about democratic candidates and policy... the american electorate is just really fucking stupid, and i dont know if theres a coherent strategy for dealing with this.

The sooner you all get behind Ms Rachel for president the better, IMO.

Today we hear if we win $20,000 or not in the lotto (pre k lotto)

The production staff of Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 somehow knew who would be winning Oscars in 2026.

That's right

this is still the tweet that is most relevant to my daily life

shameless yoink from reddit

That's right - it's reopening the Strait of Hormuz

Hell yeah this was a delight to see on a huge screen

Seated for Kiki's Delivery Service in 4K 🧙‍♀️ 🐈‍⬛

they do not require vehicle inspection OR insurance in new hampshire.

Oil futures going up like

My son, Richie Sexson, is so based

Not a single afternoon game on opening friday is absolutely wild, 99% of the appeal of march madness is that you can basically fuck off working for 2 days.

Love to be losing ~$200 a month on our solar installation, thank you National Grid

This is probably the first time since getting an NES or Gameboy that I do not own a current generation gaming console and no plans to own one.

your moment of zen

There are Opening Days everywhere for those with eyes to see

Mike Trout: he's good

Finished that 9/11 memorial, boss. Really huge dong in the middle just like you asked.

Finished that 9/11 memorial, boss. Really huge dong in the middle just like you asked.

god i hope this is just a bluey pokemon snap

Oh wow they killed the MLB TV free game of the day, now it's the "ESPN Game of the Day" and only for ESPN unlimited subscribers. espnpressroom.com/us/press-rel...

Cruz looking Judgian out there

the speedrunning community was as toxic and as much of a boys club (if not more) as many others not too long ago, and the transition to it being a more queer-positive and inclusive event wasn't inevitable. GDQ's shift has been really meaningful and it's a lesson for what a lot of other spaces can be

on one hand im tired of everyone in my house being sick, i now have a fever. on the other, i have an excuse to lay around and watch opening day baseball.

oh cool the "vomit on his uni already" tweet is 15 years old, it's cool having the brain of a healthy functional adult that isn't irreparably broken

Oh, new horrors beyond my comprehension

Watch bush start a fucking war

you see him activate like an alexa that just heard its wake word.

he lit 44 billion on fire for the "metaverse" and we're still supposed to swallow the idea that his intellect is so massive he needs additional hardware to contain it. this guy had like two good ideas twenty years ago, and "good" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

i'm still mad my wife wouldn't let me bid more on the original johnny fiveaces artwork. sure, we'd still constantly be getting water in the basement, but we'd also wake up every day with Him.

shes going to be the president