For some reason this is the only WC match thats been hard to pirate

help someone talk me out of trying to buy recreational land in central massachusetts

No marketing has ever been more effective than Free Slurpee Day on my child. He's basically ready to fight for the honor 7/11

(Almost) 4 year old: I'm hiding OJ! I'm driving fast and hiding OJ. Me: Ok, Kato, chill out.

been thinking about this one. i think there's an overlap between "haha i'm a dummy how could i know she was interested" (there were actually many signs) & "haha i'm a dummy how could i know platner was a bad guy" (there were actually many signs) both as a way to dismiss our own actions & agency

the world would be better if everyone gave everyone else less benefit of the doubt. its actually far better to occasionally overreact than constantly get mired in endless debate about whether obvious racism/sexism/fascism is exactly as it appears to be.

Shit like, "Corbin Carrol is the only circumsized player to have 10 triples and 10 home runs before the all star break in a season where he didn't spend more than 10 days on the IL for fucking a pringles can" is a solid 40% of all sports posts now.

kind of hard not to see platner as maybe an intentional choice in this light?? these guys see themselves being pushed out of the party for their actions, so they tried to push the party back in the direction of sexual misconduct.

i once gave a wedding speech and a sitting us congressman came up and said it was a really good speech after. my mom also said she was "really proud of me." because of these facts i am declaring my candidacy for senate.

Mantifa: Antifa for men

Just told my very offline wife "it's on poob," and now she thinks I'm funny. Going to need you guys to feed me some other funny jokes so she doesn't realize.

It's only a ratfucking if it comes from the South Bend area of Indiana.

Skies of Arcadia sequel

Pretty soon the betting sites will dodge even more culpability by having the "VIP account managers" just be AI bots

Meanwhile league slugging is up higher than it ever was all of 2025!!! We are in a"rocket ball lite" summer and the Yankees bats have disappeared.

This post from a middle schooler's 2001 diary on r/Millennials is immaculate.

just saw one online poisoned parent try to shame another for taking the free $1000 from trump's 430a accounts, calling it "your kids PEDO PLAN." they're calling it the first actual documented case of trump derangement syndrome. parents, please take the free $1000.

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This post from a middle schooler's 2001 diary on r/Millennials is immaculate.

one of the most charlie brown had hoes thing thats ever been uttered

Usually to see Egypt being robbed this badly you have to go to the British Museum.

Erling Haaland comments on fans comparing him to ‘Dragon Ball Z’ character Majin Buu “I mean I don’t disagree”

I truly fucked up not doing my due diligence on Platner before offering high praise for his communication skills. Enough was out there at the time that I should have been more cautious. Especially because I met adventurer dudes like him reporting in Iraq. Deep respect to all who got it right. 1/2

Afghanistan, April 2004

Ain't no rules says a dog can't call the President of FIFA.

anyone who landed on the US bullying its way to somehow winning an illegitimate World Cup on home soil isn't by far the funniest outcome just has american exceptionalism brain we'd be whooping and hollering at how funny this was if it were italy or something

Sometimes i see someone use "Drumpf" in the wild in FY27 and a part of my soul i didn't even realize was hanging around leaves my body.

You're not even allowed to fire your gun in the air on the Fourth of July

You're not even allowed to fire your gun in the air on the Fourth of July

working on some mind grapes about how millennials are perhaps slightly obsessed with appearing/staying young because many never got the young adulthood they were promised, are grinding statistically toward 40 & are seeing "increased biological aging" and "elevated cancer risks" for their age.

look at this dog i found on google maps photos

95 out at 10am. I am going on my roof and giving the solar panels all a little kiss.

this was basically me when the yankees signed ellsbury.

this is a scene from Deadloch and i will not be convinced otherwise

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

When the Yankee pitching is good, they don't hit. When the Yankee pitching is bad? No, they also don't hit then either.

they did it, i cant believe the bastards did it (got 4 hits)

no algorithm needs to know that i've been watching A Goofy Movie on repeat for 13 years

what they mean is that his skin is clear now, he was having a procedure done.

my kid called me "mr penis" as 3 year olds do and i had a knowing chuckle to myself

world cup starts in 13 minutes, sorry if you missed your window to get any work out of me this morning

Sometimes it's surprising what slips through & makes people start questioning. I wonder if this one might might. There are, uh, a lot of Trump voters who have experience putting on a carnival or fair. And the product, again something most people are familiar with very clearly & visibly sucks.

Growing up on Long Island in the 80s and 90s someone having you over to show off their central air was like the business card scene from American Psycho

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this sounds like a fun project. i have a 5500xt to get started on an AMD platform w/ 32GB DDR4. basically already have the PC so just need cables & an afternoon to tinker with installing steamOS. its a bit weaker but free, and i can drop in a new GPU. already have a cable run from basement too.

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hes dressed the same as little alex horne