we had a student report suspicious activity with their college account and then less than an hour later submit a ticket complaining they had lost access to their account... with absolutely no connection between these events in their head, and with them having taken no action to correct.

thank goodness the person who runs this magazine made sure we all know exactly who they are just last week.

She's a very good looking cat

Tonight if you’re a New Yorker with children you need to set a good example and get arrested. Prove to your children that you stand for something, particularly New York basketball

She's a very good looking cat

holy shit the knicks

My kid is watching a video he just watched but in Spanish, and keeps acting surprised the characters are the same

Another dad saw how I handled some shit with my son at the Y and told me that I'm a great dad.

Ah damn, my FIL has hung on for a while with Dementia & Parkinson's but I think this week may be the week.

She's a yeller

Pitching a modern franchise reboot called "AI:r Bud." Tagline: "There's no rule that says an LLM can't play basketball."

It will drive this website completely insane but Platner put out an ad called "Private Equity ruined the Red Sox," and I'm afraid it's going to be extremely effective on Mainers.

Nothing moves faster than parents trying to hide their phones when their 3 year old randomly comes running out of gymnastics class

God they totally ruined it but now it can explain 9/11 to you in a Wild West voice

A classic episode

we're popping out miracle drugs that address like basically every human ailment other than the inevitability of death, we're turbodeploying unlimited free energy from god, and the computers can do our homework, so obviously we are [checking notes] in the worst of all possible timelines. what a world

Probably bad the Yankees are already looking at a .500 or sub .500 month in May. Maybe we won't have to hear how great the team is all summer if they fade way sooner.

I fell for it and bought something from Quince after so many ads. Extremely weird fit and poor quality.

Thunder/Spurs has real "the 2003 ALCS is the real World Series" energy.

9:40 and The Kid is still banging around in his room. He was up, and woke us up, at 6:15. Zoinks Scoob, I'm tired.

Yeah I'm vibe coding (sticking a vibrator in my ass until it kills me on the operating table)

Injuries a factor here but it's always wild to me that Bonds only has the 1 season with 50+ HR

The 2fa for Bluesky is so bad, I haven't seen one require the dash in the code in ages.

????

Formal vote on "every student deserves their work to be graded by a human" policy for the college. Faculty assembly was overwhelmingly in favor. 🎉

Ssory doc

Oh great now the computer can be disappointed in me too

Local pizza place has on something called "News Mix" which just shows 6 different news networks at once, and I feel like it's a direct porthole to Hell.

Holy shit

1. Incredible breaking news and a landmark ruling out of Colorado. The Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that hospitals MUST not capitulate to Trump, and must continue offering trans youth care under state law. They found vague federal threats "speculative." Subscribe to support our journalism.

dude looks like he should be pooping cheetos into a bag on @nasboat.org's timeline

THIS IS HUGE: Colorado Supreme Court orders Colorado children's hospital to resume gender affirming care for trans youth. www.coloradopolitics.com/2026/05/18/c...

Looked something up on google and the result has embedded in its URL a ?source=chatgpt.com tracker, even though i just googled it and clicked the result.

These are basically 3D TV numbers from 2010

its absolutely ridiculous this is still the same round of the playoffs the knicks won a full week ago. the nba playoffs are just too long.

i was pretty sure jazz didnt forget how to play baseball, great time for him to get hot

People will be like ‘Bluesky is all academics & historians’ & I’ll be like, ‘You mean the people who enthusiastically tell me the coolest shit I ever heard?????’

Went to faculty assembly and everybody literally clapped when they presented the guidelines on no AI grading tools. Encouraging.

im sure they are evil & the cause extremely righteous or whatever but watching a bunch of 42 year olds whip themselves into a frenzy over the mods on a website, just like they did about the mods on an endless stream of websites dating back to 2003 fills me with a deep soul weariness.

i think more of us should spend the work day talking about the penis injections / penis inflation article and not whatever else we're talking about

One of the frustrating things about Platner (you can see it in the replies) is how people just cant stop talking about the tattoo when there are many substantive policy issues he has bad positions on. The tattoo & "he's a nazi" are rhetorical quagmires where nobody will ever change their mind.

day 5? 7? of the canvas breach, more calls with insurance, more calls with lawyers. at least the students are going home.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Platner," i holler as i overturn my mother in law's barbeque grill and turn Mother's Day into the Day of Shit.

My wife's family from Maine is down for the weekend. Going to turn Mothers Day into Bluesky by talking about the Senate Race until everybody is tired of my shit.

I think my feed is the wrong place to ask but uh, anyone playing the D4 expansion / new itemization?

in 1995 on cyberkids.com which had forums and chat rooms for kids as young as 7, which seems wild in hindsight.

do not let this app or any other app with other people on it send you notifications. i make my little posts and peel away like an every-other-weekend dad dropping off his kids.