I hate this game.

Hockey Vikings.

WHY DID HE NOT JUST LET A PITCH HIT HIM!!?!?!?!?!?

Frenchie!

Just your regular 8-2-6 double play.

I don’t like putting the cart before the horse but… check out these Mariners.

why do replicators always get my name wrong on cups

HIP HIP

Rosenthal is sooooo small.

HIP HIP

So an extremely realistic simulator?

A fun thing is having a job where almost no one knows anything about baseball. They are like, “What? Who are the Mariners?”

wtf it’s only the second inning?

I would like to remind everyone right now that Bernie Brewer is the best mascot in sports.

Lmao

I would desire the Brewers to win.

Why is the slide gray?

Heck of a day to kick off pheasant hunting season in Ortonville! Grateful for this community’s hospitality, top notch guides, and bagging a couple birds.

Welp had to unplug the Google Home.

Minneapolis burning

Okay so now the MTV Classic channel has played two or three Alicia Keys songs in a row. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Crying of both sadness and amusement about when your little sister's favorite song is "Killing in the name of" by RATM but then she dies and your Dad asks you what her favorite song was so they can play it at the funeral.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

“YOU hit HER.” CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

So happy for Mariners!

Is A-Rod injecting PEDs into his ears?

HIP HIP

Um

14TH INNING STRETCH!! 🙌

More baseball!!!!

Lmao go Mariners

Was the Dingler there

this game is a toothpick factory

That’s how it’s done.

Give me weird baseball.

see will vest see will vest his control is not the best but he doesn’t give up homers that’s a big reliever test

WAIT THE M&MS GUY IS WITH MARLINS MAN IN SEATTLE?!?

I hate the pitch clocks. Please I’m trying to watch this baseball game.

So did he not know how many outs there were? Or did he just panic?

What the fuck was that?

it's a warzone

MEAT RAFFLE

Come see what’s brewing!

Welp someone broke into our garage in North Minneapolis last night and stole our bikes.

Was not prepared for the cutshot of Rosenthal next to judge.

DEVIN?

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in my life.