Legit jungle gym

Some bomb ass temples in chiang mai, dude. The naga and demon guards are my favs

Hello, ladies 👀💦

One thing that's really pissing me off about thailand are the tourists. Predominantly the white American/European ones that refuse to follow the dress codes and rules of conduct for the sacred temples. It's arrogance. My ass follows them. Why can't they?

Hell yeah. Thailloween

"HO, SHUT THE FUCK UP"

I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself

We have a four hour layover in Tokyo on our way to Bangkok. I had to use the restroom. When I saw that nice Japanese toilet again, my immediate thought was, "hello, old friend."

We're going see Local News Legend and Apes of The State tonight at the Hawthorne Theater. Pretty stoked

a sleeper cell sounds so tranquil, let me take a little nap right here

How you know the movie was suspenseful

Death Spiral hydroponic pepper plant coming along well. SLOW AF, but well

Yo 😂😂😂

Almost bought a skateboard deck signed by members of TSOL (True Sounds of Liberty) on some random estate sale bid site and now it's being suggested to me on Spotify despite never listening to them on that platform. So dont tell me my phone isn't constantly spied on on all fronts

You look up a FEW Sonic the Hedgehog things on Amazon and, suddenly, it just goes "wellp. He's certainly got the 'tism. Let's just make that his entire feed now along with 2 pieces of hydroponic equipment."

I tried... I really tried... to convince my girlfriend to watch Last Action Hero with Arnold Schwarzenegger... and she just said, "uh huh" after hearing the plot. Why must I suffer? Why?

Love, and definitely not hate, that the US government is playing pump'n'dump pennystocks right now

*Saudis buy EA* Everyone: But why tho? FIFA?¿? Saudis: No. The Sims. It's ALL about Simlish for us. Sexiest language alive. Did you know that --" *everyone closes their browsers* K

You ever eat a fucking cabbage the size of a carving pumpkin??

Things get hot and heavy. She whispers into your ear, "rapture me..." and so, naturally, you have her spirited away to heaven

First off, I've been chugging grape flavor chewable Tylenol since I was a kid. So that checks out. Secondly, what does ibuprofen cause? ADHD? BPD?

My gf's dad says that standing while peeing is disrespecting the house. Let that sink in. Is he wrong? No. Is he right? Maybe, but also no

Love too wash my hands in a public restroom, then touch the filthy door handle out instead of using a clean paper towel

Breakcore + Postmetal + retro video game boss music = Maidcore? Ok, sure. Not bad. But sure.

Phrases like "the left left me" is some weak coward shit, man

Wellp. Found out about Midori, and I'm diggin Jazz Punk now

With this Halloween collar on, she looks like a white comedian from the 1980s

You cannot tell me that (Portland) Oregon doesn't have hillbillies, when I'm driving and see some skinny girl out here, half-naked in a bikini top and denim short shorts, a camouflage baseball cap, and HEALS... sawing branches off trees Bless

RIP to the captain of the worst version of Star Trek ever

I've been saying shit like, "You want I should do X for ya, boss?" at work a lot lately on a lark. And this is the image in my head every time I do

Daytraders taking profits: haha yes yesss this is awesome Daytraders come tax day: wait what? Oh no. The consequences of my actions!

People who say that Paramount will overtake Netflix have not used that trash app, and it shows. Good shows! But garbage app

Istg once Christmas decoration time rolls around...

You'd be surprised how many English words I need to look up bc of growing up in south Louisiana, bc I grew up only knowing the French words. Like I always forget how to say persimmon. And I just had to look to how to fucking say hacksaw while at home depot to get a replacement blade lmao

Elder Edgelord

A while back, i got some new hockey skates and a stick since I used to play a lot when I was ... more spry. Also, I got a new longboard, too & tickets for some thrash,folk punk & posthardcore shows. My gf said, "Why can't you just get a sports car like other men going through a 'midlife crisis'?"

Anyone else feel like they're having a literal heart attack every time they eat Takis, specifically? No? Just me? Ah, ok, then

I see you getting mad but it’s because you don’t understand The Economy. The Economy means we have to pretend this nazi has “1 trillion dollars” but we also have to pretend there isn’t enough money for a child to get a sandwich at school. Shut the fuck up, that’s why.

I've re-entered my hardcore/punk phase for a bit now. Been listening to j-punk all morning, and man, it's pretty great.

You've got nothing to prove, but you're gonna prove it anyway

The hate of men shall pass, and dictators die, and the power that they took from the people shall return to the people, and so long as men die, liberty will never perish #istrumpdead #istrumpdeadyet #trumpisdead