we have got to stop allowing cops to use their taxpayer-provided squad cars and uniforms for their off duty security work, because we have a separation ordinance and yet here it looks like MPD are providing security for the ICE agents staying at the depot hotel

Inflatable Chuds™ is here to help you drive like a maniac with invalid or no plates on your vehicle. Never pay a toll again. Drive as drunk as you want. Because there's no chance of being pulled over by police while transporting three blow up dolls in masks and tactical gear.

This is so spot on

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate. (I am going to go cry now)

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

We arrived at the cat cafe at nap time, I guess!

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Context and the truth matters. Mayor Frey said, “What I will reiterate is that there isn't just free money” in response to a proposal meant to support small businesses in Minneapolis.

Chewie has a magnificent ruff

saw a doof spending his Sat scraping off an "ice" sticker from a "STOP" sign and it has already been replaced! 🤣

Oh noes! Figure skating crash!

The UMN leadership - ultimately my bosses - has failed this test, as they have failed every test except, perhaps catering to the needs of power. Gift link.

grandma came to visit and it was very exhausting

Best case scenario is that he used to be some combination of reprehensible asshole and witless dipshit, but now his latest enthusiasm is a vastly better genuinely progressive worldview. Cool! What will he decide to be in five years though, especially with the gazillionaire fascists love-bombing him?

I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.

The fact that I am hearing from multiple observers, that ice has been camped out in front of their houses all morning today across the city should be one of those real concerning accelerations for people that they need to take note of

ICE is still active all across Minnesota, even parking at observers homes this morning. But we’ve been showing up all weekend with massive food drives, placing hearts where were abducted, at singing marches, and there’s another big protest at Jackson Square Park today at noon. Let’s keep showing up!

New ASMR just dropped

What is the chyron referring to? There were 3,364 missing children found by Metro Surge? How many missing children do we have here?

Apparently New Brighton PD confirmed the plates do not belong to the Subaru or the Ram and that the tabs are expired. They confirmed that the plates belong to a government agency and stated they would not do anything.

@flowergirl49.bsky.social Mom, you have got to see this!

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this sign, so I drew something about it.

Snoring

I love this little guy out there cronching and spitting so cheerfully

Snoozy curly toed cat

Apparently ICE has taken new vehicle deliveries at Whipple for the past three days. So I think we have to stay vigilant, but it’s equally plausible that ICE is so fucking incompetent that the people in charge never talked to the logistics folks who order the cars.

“this is not who we are” is indistinguishable from “this is not who we want to become”; and it’s one of the most powerful rhetorical tools available to any political movement trying to marshal moral authority & civil disobedience against barbarism. it’s good. ppl should say it.

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Doing laundry felt cute might delete later.

Doug and Josh. You lit a fire in me with your song collaboration. I just did a collaboration with my brother and this is what we came up with. I wrote the song. He sang it and played his guitar. youtu.be/wl6BX11WEYY?...

Long-shot call to fellow aviators: If you happen to be the Coast Guard pilot who got fired for forgetting Kristi Noem's blankie, or if you know more about this episode, feel free to be in touch on Signal. (Unlike team MAGA, I know how to keep Signal chats private.) Signal ID jf_signal70.26

Literal atrocities being carried out in our names every single day Abolish DHS, raze it from top to bottom, blacklist its architects and leaders, embrace the broadest reparative vision possible

How repulsive "The Olympics’ official online store has sold out of the T-shirt in its Olympic Heritage Collection that features artwork from the 1936 Berlin Games, which were used by Adolf Hitler and the Nazis to promote their antisemitic and racist regime" Why SELL it? Who BUYS this vile stuff?

I discovered the existence of this t-shirt on here and said I would wear the hell out of it. I actually wear the fuck out of it, so I was sort of right.

"I know several teens, including my own college-age kid, who are vehemently AI. They choose not to use AI for environmental reasons, for ethical reasons, for creative reasons, or just because they want to use their own thinking. What do we tell those students? Do we have to force them to use AI?

"Heartdangler Lizard," drawn in 2023 and tidied up in 2025 as the ivy creeps in

Big Eyes the Punching Assassin on my lap, annoyed she has not punched anyone this morning. She will change that soon. This could be my last transmission

We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen. Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.

Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off

Han is Chewie’s valentine, but possibly not vice versa

Happy Caturday from mighty hunter Han

i often think about this review

Had the honor of meeting Juan and family in DC this week. Juan owns Leo’s Towing and was an incredible voice for Minnesota. He tows cars nearly 24/7 for people who have been detained by ICE. Donate to help Juan & Leo’s Towing -> gofund.me/644f1b38b

Who is responsible for this loon Olympic art I've been admiring on StarTribune.com for days now? It's great.

Parenting hack: I address my kid as Broseph in a cool dude surfer voice whenever he tries calling me Bruh and that has been working.

I went to the weekly protest and the guy who prints “Peaceful observer don’t shoot” on hi-vis vests came to share them. A large dog got his very own. Extremely wholesome and neighborly. Everybody at that protest is so nice. I didn’t see Perry, so no update on his wooden sign.

I refuse to do philosophy that involves stupid hypotheticals. I would cut the electricity so the trolley rolls to a gradual and harmless stop, okay? That’s what I would do.

Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).