making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Half of me is resentful that I was signed up for a delivery failure forensics project on top of my regular work, the other half has missed doing this shit.

Cool, love this for us.

I know everyone is doing their best to chip in while food stamps are mia but this is not sustainable. GOPChristianRight absolutely want to make it so families and communities pay for the poor directly through "christian" generosity bc it makes poor more vulnerable to proselytizing.

I'm still thinking about this. There is SNAP fraud, but it's not recipients doing it, it's every corporation that doesn't pay a living wage.

No one will believe us when we tell this story in 20 years

I have seen it posited that Me Too and covid were the first time rich white men with power were ever, even temporarily, told no, and it broke them. They believed in the coming of the MAGA Reich because they're desperate to punish us for our defiance.

If you’re still in bed, stay in bed.

Three lessons for Dems from the Mamdani campaign: 1) Attitude — positivity & optimism 2) Strategy — concrete proposals voters understand 3) Tactics — ironclad message discipline

Who is the asshole who turned the office lights on over my area before 7am?? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Moon hooge

Fuck yeah, NYC. let's keep it going for Mpls too.

Did an even scarier

Huh, well, at least Cheney's dead

My face is killing me, but I slept better than I thought I would. I was too congested to wear my mouth guard, and unfortunately I did clench the shit out of my teeth. Some ibuprofen and later some more lorazepam, and hopefully I'll get through the day alive.

Sure would have been helpful if this lorazepam had done anything at all to prevent or lessen the full on sobbing, hyperventilating panic attack I'm fighting

Anyway, for the next day to week, I'm going to be an absolute mess, so there will either be a lot of panic-posting or very little posting at all.

My best friend is the biggest jerk I know* and we're fighting** * Because he wants me to be successful and grow and shit ** Because I don't want to do scary things

Rude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season

*Unconsciously sleeps with extreme t-rex arms* UGH! Why do my wrists hurt so bad lately???

Congrats to everyone who put Republicans in charge "for the economy," the first three quarters of 2025 already had more layoffs than any of the years in which Biden or Obama was President except 2009 (when Dems were still cleaning up the prior Republican mess). www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

My forever curse....

Coming through! Important ptarmigan stuff to do! #birds 🌿

If SNAP is virtually non-existent right now, then essentially no one is a SNAP customer, and the chains should be able to discount at their discretion, right?

What self respecting cat takes nearly a minute to consume a single Churu? If Yoshi could read, she'd be appalled

I have heard my first Christmas music out in the wild

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.

Want to see this live? Show starts at 7:30 tonight.

Undocumented immigrants don't get SNAP benefits. Thet should, though, if they need it. Making people starve to death is fucking evil. Going across an imaginary line is not.

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As Halloween draws near, and the veil between our world and the other side begins to break, please remember that the moss goblins, leaf ghouls, twig witches, and undead swamp knights need friends too, just like we all do.

If Larry Tate can turn away a client for being racist, anyone should be able to do it. (The blackface in this episode is still pretty 😬😬😬😬😬, though)

I’ll bet you never heard of an incredible weather event that happened 34 years ago on this very date, one so rarely mentioned yet so epic in scale, seemingly unknown to younger Minnesotas who lean forward with anticipation and excitement as survivors begin the tale of a Halloween blizzard that

roll that beautiful bean footage

It's 8:30, and this is the latest I've been up all week. Living. On. The edge.

You all have amazing ideas. Keep it up.

It's a long shot, but... Has anyone tried reuniting Joseph with his coat of many colors? I mean, it can't hurt, right?

And now we have the answer: he has put his house on the market. So likely he hasn't actually changed beliefs, he's just leaving my neighborhood

Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People. "But what if they're on drugs?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "Or not really THAT poor?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "What if they have a phone and nice nails?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best. I haven't been gone for a month, or been drunk during that time, but nevertheless I need home for a rest.

This. Nobody is actually confused by the idea that “aunt” and “uncle” are routinely colloquially used to refer to people other than a parent’s siblings. Anyone pretending not to understand this is bullshitting you.

I forgot my soda in my car, so we're off to a great start.

After a great deal of consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I cannot recommend depression.

Rollin! Rollin! Rollin on the river

It's way too early to go to bed, but that's really all I want to do right now