I was walking along, carefully watching my step on snow over ice, when I saw where a couple turkeys had slipped.

I missed #Caturday but this cat belongs on your timeline regardless of the day!

I did some things. One of those things was take a nap.

My brain says I should do things My body says those things should be naps

SOLSTICE! SOLSTICE! SOLSTICE!

I take it back, the scene with Berger's parents is the greatest performance of all time. His mother's eye twitch... Chef's kiss

The end is gold

I Got Life is one of my favorite performances of all time. This musical/movie is problematic in its ways, but holy shit this scene

Phantom isn't streaming on anything I have access to, and I'm too lazy to switch to DVD, do I'm watching Hair and lamenting the untimely loss of Treat Williams

I would kind of like to watch phantom of the Opera next, but I'm ridiculously freaked out by the whole burlap sack over the head scene

This is just straight starry night. The one I attempted before this was the exploding TARDIS starry night and that one broke me

I used to be really good at puzzles, and I'm not sure if it's because the last two I've tried have been starry night themed or if I'm losing my touch, but I have been STRUGGLING

The previous owners of this residence were beheaded, right? Like, that decor screams "I want to be intimately acquainted with a guillotine"

I have a number of to dos to get to done today, but the wind is blowing hard and my lungs and sinuses are still afflicted, and if much prefer to just... Not do

"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.

I do expect to cry at least three more times tonight

I have cried like... A lot a lot today because my temu brain is handling being in a new situation exactly as well as can be expected, but I didn't expect to start crying because I got up from my early evening lie down to discover a new addition to our Xmas tree

The SI is strong with this one

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

Encyclopedia of Little-Known Greek philosophers: 5. Monocles — Inventor of monism 4. Bicycles — Advocate for bisexuality 3. Popsicles — Founder of populism 2. Obstacles — Unpersuadable to other points of view 1. Testicles — Legendarily irritable

I got up early then decided I didn't actually want to arrive at the office super early, so I sat in my recliner and now I don't ever want to get up

I'm so mad at my machine right now

Even more classic Duck not checking that she had sufficient white stabilizer when she ordered black....

Classic Duck, pantsing an embroidered Christmas present a week before Christmas....

Can't decide, give me one of each

me: religion is so embarrassing me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other

What the fuck

You know what I’ve never heard in my life is a person say “I had wonderful, caring parents who weren’t always perfect but tried very hard and loved me and I’ve decided to cut them off entirely.” And yet all of these parents seem very sure that’s what’s happening

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow. Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.

It's never too late to try something new. It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild. It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

I can't remember another time where my lungs made this much noise

Heh,I got out of bed to feed the kitties and brush my teeth and whatnot, and even when I got back to bed 15 minutes later it was still radiating my body heat. I might be a little warm.

Momb! Something evil lurks! Do not worry, I will protect !

Bad news is, I have a fever Good news is, this is the first I've taken my temp during a bout of chills and it's actually been above 100, so at least I no longer feel like I'm being gaslit (gaslighted?)

HO HO HO Who believes in the Hogfather??? I know i do, after all “humans need fantasy is to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” - Hogfather, Sir Pterry #Discworld

Yoshi looks like she's embodying the "no talk me angy" meme, and I'm not sure what I did to upset her, but I'll do anything to make it up to her

Listen... Body... I know I haven't put much in my stomach, and I've spent most of the day reclining, but I really don't need heartburn right now.

Y'all. Have you ever tried sleep? That is some GOOD shit. Pump that shit directly into my veins, please and thank you.

I want to be told a story, but I don't want to have to read it, watch it, it listen to it

Once I finally shut up, you'll know I have blessedly fallen asleep.

I have faith that this is the worst of it. This is the "it gets worse before it gets better" bit. I have to tell myself that. Tomorrow I'll be a new person, dammit

Bodies were such a phenomenally bad idea

I say after like I'm not still in the tub... It's just losing efficaciousness at a rapid pace

I feel slightly better after the bath, do does anyone have like a sauna stasis chamber I can borrow for a couple days? Just knock me out and surround me in humidity

Crisis averted, it's not as not hot as I was concerned it would be

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I FORGOT IT'S BEEN SUB-ZERO THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOT BATH

I have reached "maybe I'll fall asleep in a hot bath" levels of desperation

I don't think I've had more than one hour of sleep! LFG

I went from "huh, congestion hasn't been too bad this time around" to wistfully remembering the days when I could breathe within a matter of hours. (And, yes, I masked up when I left the house for groceries)