What could go wrong?

Ok I know I am probably super late to this. But. There is now a drafts feature? And it’s live??! Since when?? 🥰

Ugly crying open.substack.com/pub/shawnsmu...

Amidst all the posted instances of GOP attacks on Talarico's masculinity, the thing I find even more asinine and pathetic is that this is clearly coordinated: a bunch of people agreed that masculinity would be their focal talking point of attack.

Y’all, let’s help our girl get through this. 💐🙏🏼💖

I will choose to be happy about this and you cannot take that away from me

i feel like there’s so few actual adults that we’re forced to live in an imagination land where billionaires are respectable and science should be questioned by people who eat roadkill and drink raw milk

I know I say it all the time but adults have ruined kids sports 😕

We are so busy being small and hungry and alive

Gonna post my way through it

About to go to the No Doubt concert and I know you’re jealous 🥰

The way to do Vegas is to skip the strip and go directly to Red Rock 🧗‍♀️

The criticism of Trump, Kennedy, and Bhattacharya that was so subversive that the ADA had to eject the Editor-in-Chief of their flagship journal from their annual meeting for sharing it? Prior today it had fewer than 1000 views. Do your thing.

bear vs man isn’t “vibes,” it’s our fucking life

She did, indeed, make the flight 😮‍💨

Can we please return to precedented times? I wish to be bored again by the news.

I heard the Minecraft noises tonight, alone in the dark, and not knowing what it was prepared for a demise straight out of a 1970s horror movie

I have not sought out a single story about Platner but everything that has been thrust upon me here is absolutely horrifying and I don’t really understand how this could be a “yes, but…” situation?????

Spence a real one

My last clinic patient is at 4:00 pm tomorrow and I have a flight to Las Vegas at 6:05pm. Will I make it? Stay tuned.

No, I’ve had my daily fill of flesh worm photos. Thanks though.

Got a rare 20 min break at work today and went on a walk outside and would recommend 10/10

Ophthalmology and their shorthand must be stopped

Instagram is cool because you’ll be scrolling along looking at recipes and people’s kids and sharks and tornadoes and then suddenly it’ll be like “oh hey I figured out you have a boy who plays baseball so here’s a terrible story about a boy who will probably die from a baseball injury.” 🙃

There are many reasons why we prescribe antidepressants to patients. They can include things like lack of access to mental health services, patient preference, or severity of symptoms. YOU CAN'T TREAT MAJOR DEPRESSION WITH LENTILS AND BROCCOLI! I hate that this is becoming official HHS policy.

I have to throw out the crockpot my grandpa got me for Christmas 12 yrs ago (finally broke) and I’m real sad about it. It was the last Christmas he had with us and he was really proud of what he picked out.

Ohio making it easier for people to have guns who have absolutely demonstrated their inability to control their anger and not be violent is totally on brand. www.dispatch.com/story/news/s...

PSA don’t put your feet up on the dashboard in the car ever (see comments for why)

Really need this universe to tamp down the "bad things happening to good people" thing and ramp up the "more inherently just and prosocial vibes in, from, and for everyone" please and thank

Lightening show down the #Arkansas River #arwx

Look my life is already too complicated, over-scheduled and with too many things to remember and now you want me to learn mahjong??

Guy on the left looks like he wants to put Roger Rabbit in The Dip.

I wonder if we’re the only country where dogs and toddlers shoot people

"Birth control saves women from stupid men" is the best advertisement for it I can possibly imagine

BREAKING: Jem and the Holograms have pulled out of Freedom 250

Following the most deliciously dark and moody thunderstorms last night and today, here is a little blue sky and the moon showing off

my god

*48 hours later* “the dog has raised one million dollars for his gofundme, which supports dog gun rights”

Someone stole my first grader’s bike last night which was NOT out in front of our house and was tucked into this protected area next to the main door we use to come and go from the house and that really creeps me out 😬

And may it haunt Ken Paxton forever, in a way that what happened at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, TX did not www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

RIP itsy-bitsy. You had a good run.

Things seen around columbus, headed to preschool

Nothing would make me happier than Ken Paxton losing to a Democrat. The haunting of his brain would never end 🥰

The Republican Party of Texas deserves Ken Paxton

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

The feminine urge to set fire to all of the socks that need matched and start over

“the Ebola crisis should serve as an object lesson and rebuke to those who tolerate anaemic state funding of, or even cutbacks in, public health & healthcare delivery. Without staff, stuff, space & systems, nothing can be done.” Paul Farmer From 2014, for today 🧪🛟

I don’t think there is a song style or sound more millennial than MGMT’s Electric Feel