Lying in the grass, counting the stars with your five yr old. 10/10 recommend 🥺

the evidence in favor of the traditional understand of the birthright citizenship clause is so overwhelming that a bunch of conservative legal hacks had to conjure a fake literature int existence to create the appearance of dispute. i expect the court to side with trump, of course.

Did anyone else read this and immediately have “black hole sun” start playing in their head?

Ah yes, Friday email from the chief medical officer Provider update: Updates on acetaminophen and folinic acid To say that there are, in fact, no changes to how we are to be using these, despite what that absolute weirdo at the HHS has to say about it

You just don’t know when a kid is going to have a bad day and do something so extreme and so permanent to “fix” it. If you have kids in your home ever, please keep your guns in a safe and keep them unloaded with the ammo separate. Sad situation in our middle school community this week 😭

I very strongly believe that one of the most dangerous things about our society is that most people neither understand what an actual expert is nor know how to identify a genuine expert

Who up thinking about Joseph McCarthy? 😫 Feeling like I should read up on this time period in America. Who’s got the good book recs?

I am never leaving this app.

Uhhh, folks? This is real bad. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Whatever the reason Hegseth is calling all these generals to Virginia for, you gotta assume that it probably could have been an email.

Type 1 out of insulin and WAITING ON PRIOR AUTH 🤬

Don’t you dare tell me nothing good ever happened in Ohio. We gave you people buckeyes www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...

The reason we're releasing this in theatres is because it's incredibly fun to watch in a room full of people. People lose their minds at it. We want people to watch it together. So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre? If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.

Seems the ANTI ICE shooter didn’t follow any specific left or right ideology and instead suffered from a terminal case of brain rot that is metastasizing rapidly on the internet and that we have chosen to arm with a rifle. Just a chaos demon w/ brain rot who killed immigrants for fun on his way out

everybody hates these guys, their ideas are stupid, and you do not have to fall into the trap of assuming trump’s win says anything meaningful about what americans actually want. for instance, americans actually don’t want to ban vaccines. they want this guy banished to a desert island

Another win for "Fuck you. Make me."

Why is there so much political violence right now? Golly what is something these events all have in common? www.thetrace.org/2023/03/guns...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.

i don't think bluesky is my preferred platform of choice to debate what role america should play in the post-trump world order's international community. that's a subject i will not speak on outside the specific context of A Bar's Patio After Seven Beers

Inside you there are two wolves: In my college friends group chat we are sharing cute dog pics In my nursing school friends group chat we are sharing zombie finger photos

If you are not raptured it is because you took the cursed Tylenol. A life of only the wicked for you.

Blaming pregnant mothers for their kid's autism is so vile and damaging, especially if you know just how bad and guilty they already feel about a million other things. I know that there are moms out there who are believing this shit and it makes me so angry.

Our youth football program (run thru the HS) starts tackle in 3rd grade. My son is in 3rd and loves football Problem, right? So some moms & I got a group of 3rd grade parents together to do a flag football league. Many boys opted to do flag instead of tackle when they saw friends were doing it too

Time for parents to demand we change how football is played. Our kids are more important than any sport. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

The rapture but it’s just RFK Jr talking about Tylenol while you wait

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

The idea that having made lots of money = intelligence and unlimited knowledge about everything all of the time is…going to kill is all, including him

I could say a lot just about that sentence. Medicine is not common sense. It's research and effort and it takes time. There is no "common sense" shortcut to understanding human biology.

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

Oklahoma. 2027. A cam with an ominous red light follows your HS music history instructor as they blink in Morse Code before playing the state approved PragerU Hip Hop History course in which you learn of the originator of rap, Vanilla Ice.

waow

“thoughtful conversations”

As I got older (high school), a message I got from my grandmother, my mother and my friends’ moms was to always have your own money. Never be in a position where you have to rely on *him* for your money. It was a universal message, regardless of politics.

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

not loving how fast the r-slur came back from the grave where it belonged

And then today in Columbus, OH a three yr old has died after they were shot just 2 hrs after ANOTHER child was shot (currently in critical condition at NCH) - in separate shooting incidents this morning Columbus 3-year-old killed in Southeast Side shooting www.dispatch.com/story/news/c...

hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering here's what you need to know 🧵

Sometimes I panic on the days I have to leave before they wake up or if we're running late to the bus and I didn't get to give them that last "I love you" before they head off.

Imagine in the US that at least one school is expected to explode every year. All the students and staff at that school are traumatized and some (but not many) will die. And the community is left in horror. And every year parents send their kids off to school and just hope it’s not their school 1/

THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED

For when you want to go out with the girls but you also just want to be a yeti

Stephen Miller is the guy at bar who the female servers and bartenders were always very careful with because he gave off such creep vibes that you were certain if you made one wrong move he might be waiting for you in the parking garage at the end of your shift

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

I am not asking this rhetorically. I really do want to know: Have we ever blended religion and politics so loudly before? And if so, when? I do not recall anything like it since I’ve been of voting age (2000)

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Welp. It’s a sign from god that I will not be doing laundry today

Soft pants >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I live in Cleveland and it’s county, Cuyahoga county is the most aggressively progressive enclave I have ever lived and I lived in North West DC for 12 years. It links to Akron blue, Columbus is blue and even Cincinnati. Jim Jordan would be an unemployed wrestling coach without gerrymandering