The list of medical schools that have bent the knee to RFK Jr. I'm really happy that my med school is not on this list. Also, Liberty University isn't either. www.hhs.gov/nutrition-ed...

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

Has been pretty vindicating that the people on Twitter we used to argue with about COVID actually got their chance to run things and they each turned out to be every bit the incompetent fuckwit that we knew they’d be

Who up dissociating on a Friday night?

18 people were shot (three of them died) in a random mass shooting in Austin early Sun morning, and there is so much going on that it doesnt really register…anywhere. And I guess this is just how we live our lives now. The random shooting of 18 people is…not horrifying, shocking and so on.

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

I would really love it if we moved past having podcast hosts without germane expertise running our regulatory apparatuses. Anyway, take 2, I suppose. Let’s see how long this one lasts.

Almost half of my clinic cancelled today and I wonder what illness is going around that everyone caught at the same time 🤔

On one hand, we understand your concerns about his seemingly very close ties to the prolific sex abuse and trafficking of young women and children, but on the other hand do you understand how much money he gave us??? apple.news/AovTZeIkgQZS...

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

This is utterly unacceptable.

And we love to see it 🥰

This is what heroin must feel like

So it turns out Americans don’t love widespread cruelty. 50% of voters have now embraced "Abolish ICE," including a surprising 25% of Republicans. Keep pushing. All gas, no brakes. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

“An abundance of girls functions as a form of capital that wealthy men can mobilize to build ties among themselves… In [this system], men endowed w/ wealth extract value from young women's *bodies* w/ a disturbing degree of impunity, permitted through the value system of our society.”🧪 Ashley Mears!

Me and the girls at dinner tonight

MAHA: Do I have a supplement to sell you!! RFK and Dr Oz: Moar vitamins and supplements!! <patient with true need for potent vitamin D prescription> Medicare Part D: vitamins not covered under law!! Help.

Yes! We literally cannot shut up about our work.

In ~75% of school shootings, the firearm was obtained from the shooter’s home or a friend or fam member’s home Safe&secure gun storage—unloaded&locked up—saves lives Spread the word: Firearm violence prevention is everyone's job 🛟🧪 publichealth.jhu.edu/sites/defaul... www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/u...

In short: No. There was no plan.

oh my God, I love animals in clothes as a general rule but this coat is something special

Do we think there is a logical plan……or is the entirety of the US military just going with what primadonna former television personalities and professional posters feel is good and divine? Really seems like the latter I dunno

if you just look at the overview, it looks like the airspace is completely empty, but you actually have to zoom in to see what the crazy pilots at budget airline flyadeal are up to

Something that went right with the world today, although tragic it happened at all www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...

Hear me out: it should be harder to kill people, not easier.

My daughter’s 5th grade class is taking a field trip from Columbus to Cincinnati to go to a Holocaust museum exhibit (on loan from Europe) and the focus will be on being an “upstander” rather than a bystander. And I think (I hope) the kids are going to be alright.

It was the worst of times, it was the end of times, it was the age of disinformation, it was the age of foolishness… and so on.

working largely with people much, much smarter than me for most of my career has been great not just for the knowledge osmosis, but also for the ego check

The dude from up turned out to be an asshole

I was 19 on 9/11 and remember calling my dad and begging him to leave his office building. Then tried to console a girl who lived on my floor. She was sitting in the middle of her room, sobbing, calling her dad & grandpa again and again (both worked in the pentagon). She called for hrs w/ no answer

i am sort of morbidly fascinated by how being bad at fucking everything — posting, joking, movies, fashion, design, etc., etc. — has become such an in-group signal amongst the worst people on the planet

I hate cancel culture, which I define as the spreading of damaging falsehoods about people. That’s why i’m on X where that never happens and certainly is not the entire purpose of the social network under Elon Musk bsky.app/profile/donm...

The only mom at the basketball scrimmage. Just me and the dads. ‘Sup my fellow dads. What is this rebound you shout of?

I am so tired of MAHA and woo. I don’t have time for MAHA and woo. Between this and rule-by-insurance, becoming a nurse injector is looking more and more attractive by the day 😭

<goes to bed expecting maybe some rain> Wakes up: tf is this??

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

Tonight the 11yo suggested her 3 younger sibs watch “Spirited Away” which is a good movie in terms of lessons learned, but also is bizarre, mildly terrifying and kinda creepy. Me: “Are you trying to horrify your siblings?” 11yo: Yes. 9yo: No thanks. 7yo: I don’t like it 5yo: HORRIFY ME!!!!

this poem by the lovely @nikitagill.bsky.social always hits me right in the heart ❤️‍🩹

Timeline cleanse with the pretty bouquet I made

Linking absences to future failures as though it's the absences that caused the failures rather than an external factor causing both, is not a logical thing to do. This is a good example of why relying on statistics alone will never give you a full picture. www.thejournal.ie/absences-of-...

We have to address both. Using one horror to elevate another bigotry is one way we get the next horror

Or maybe. And just bear with me here. We can address both?

Millennials are the “darkest” generation right? Like we survive on dark humor and sarcasm, mostly.

Elder Millennials (in college in the early '00s) were made for this moment

The year is 2045. Measles is endemic. Your children are gone fighting a war that was re-started 19 yrs ago due to posters’ madness. There are no antibiotics, just beef tallow. RFK Jr succumbed to a basic UTI and Pete Hegseth died from actual brain rot. 1/2