*thumps the Cal player with the rolled up pants on the forehead*

Got bored, then remembered the library exists

Someone recreate this, except the trees are all Gritty. I need that.

I am my phone and it is me

Headline: Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy me: I hate all of those words, individually and collectively

That's why he dodged service in Vietnam. The war was too woke.

lol. lmao.

whispers *my posts get tens of likes over on Mastodon. tens!*

LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you ME: Seems OK FORM: We own your face forever ME: Ummm FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet ME: FORM: in other galaxies ME: OK hold on FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream

I've decided that soup made from split peas is Splippy Soup. Please make any and all necessary adjustments regarding this change. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to Pentagon Papers the Epstein Files

The bad guy in my trilogy was *literally* a corrupt developer who runs 4 office, becomes a tyrant (local level), brings in an environmental destructive industry & abusive private security, etc. That was 15 YEARS AGO. I've adjusted, but cannot keep up with the evil. It's just incomprehensible.

Fairhope, y'all!!!!!! Please let her be someone I used to know.

There's almost too much stupid to process, but what does he think happened 15 years ago? Does Dementia Don think the Summer of Love was 15 years ago? Also, he owns 555 California St. Do with that information what you will, y'all.

Justin said it so, so well

I'm very proud of my tiny, rural town in a red, red county for pulling off its second No Kings protest. There truly are good people everywhere.

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

What in the Leonard Leo Opus Dei fuck is he on about?

A thousand writers: “SEE IF I WRITE THIS YOU TELL ME IT’S TOO ON THE NOSE”

Farmers and other patriots show up to our local #nokings rally. Resistance to tyranny is American.

#nokings Portland frog brigade

In 2024, there were almost as many Trump voters in CA (6,081,697) as in TX (6,375,376); there were more Harris voters in TX (4,806,474) than in NY (4,583,210); there were more Trump voters in NY (3,548,552) than OH (3,121,077); there were more Harris voters in OH (2,481,269) than in WA (2,245,849).

No Kings, except this one

It’s ALWAYS ABOUT GENDER.

All those former Pentagon reporters should cover No Kings today 🚫👑

My name is Strider and I approve this message

Usually until somewhere in their 30s

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Never have I blocked an account so fast

I guess it is a small comfort that he still knows numerical order

I'd make a joke about the Civil War never ending, but it hits too close to the truth

Leo v Leo

By our count, Donald Trump and his administration committed forty-nine more atrocities last month. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sep...

JD Vance to his 7 year old: Shut the hell up about Pikachu. His kid: Sorry for talking while you were on the phone with the president. Vance: Oh I don't care about that. Just talk about cooler things than Pokémon next time, like praising Hitler or something racist. You know, kids stuff.

Q. Can you write? A. Not well. Q. Were any of your family members in the Manson Family? A. Yes. Q. Here's your contract. We will publish your shitty student writing and send you on a publicity tour.

I am not from Indiana, but my family is. Therefore, I am genetically compelled to look out the window on the first chilly morning and say, "The frost is on the pumpkin and the fodder's in the shock."

Cheers to CA District 20, which voted for Trump, thinking he was loyal and wise, discreet and discerning, and would not punish them along with the rest of California. Good job, y'all

If you're from California, a cool thing to do this weekend is drop off your Prop 50 ballot on the way to a No Kings Rally.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Cheers to GenX, the bridge generation between lead and microplastics. We're aging so weirdly

Indianapolis! We're looking for a public editor! Is it you? www.poynter.org/news-release...

Cool, but y'all know not to RSVP to a protest, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

"A collection of empty chairs is called an author reading." -- Ouch

Vance flies to Indiana to press for gerrymandering instead of trying to head off Affordable Care hits to 86,000 Indianans.

They gave the Nobel to a Venezuelan woman. So, prepare to go to war with Venezuela and Norway. *he's been at war with women for a while now

This was a Sopranos TV Guide cover, right?

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

I was working on the story and he just came out and said it