Um, ladies... We WILL be discussing this at the next Gathering of the Hags. www.npr.org/2026/02/02/n...

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

*watches tutorial of how to use French combs several times* *still ends up pinning sweater sleeve to own head*

"It was interactive—people interplaying with the film." Y'all! We're Rocky Horroring the Melania movie. They've given us permission, so it would be RUDE not to.

Yes, children. Good children. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

Y'all. He's not a "disgraced financier." He was a highly successful sex trafficker and con artist. I mean... credit where it's due.

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

It's not that I need an evil lair inside a volcano, it's that I deserve one.

It's time for a Pussy Galore origin story: the creation of her flying circus, recruiting and training her squad of flying murder blondes, etc. Tell me you wouldn't watch a series about that. Starring Anya Taylor-Joy, preferably. Justice for Pussy. We stan a high-flying, bisexual queen. #jamesbond

If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be.

If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be.

If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be.

How my dumb brain works: SFF = Science Fiction & Fantasy SSF = South San Francisco SF= Science Francisco

Could someone cover I'm Afraid of Americans real quick, but change "Johnny" to "Donny?"

If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be. ‪

I'm honestly shocked all of the podcasts and shitposts haven't fixed everything yet.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cake, pretending this isn't satire Cake Scientists Say This Is the Healthiest Way to Eat an Entire Cake Off a Cake Stand, Top Down, in One Sitting (Sponsored by the Remaindered Cake Association) www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cak...

THIS is the last straw!!!

Only two more days until you can go to an empty theater to see this cinematic masterpiece.

No, no, Donald Trump is the name of the monster. The National Review is the name of the monster’s creator

If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot

If you, a company, send me multiple emails asking me to review my recent purchase, eventually I will. But you will not enjoy it. Eddie Bauer, I'm looking at you.

Dear El Centro, If you freeze out Greg Bovino, making it impossible for him to eat or shop at a single business in town, the rest of California will have your back. We will even declare you to be the coolest place in the state. Best, A Fellow Californian

They kill us for their sport.

I wrote a commentary on AI music using Suno. The title is "Generic Country Pop Song." I wrote the words, but not the music. I couldn't if I tried. I can't write music or play any instruments. This is my dumb protest. If you agree with the sentiment, please share. #AImusic suno.com/song/b21c6e9...

Doomscroll Dissociate Doomscroll Shitpost Doomscroll Doomscroll Doomscroll Y'all, I don't think I'm doing "collapse of civil society" right.

They didn’t just shoot him. They executed him. It’s fascism. They’re modern Nazis. They’re criminals. Any reasonable government would impeach and arrest the president now, today.

2a absolutists oddly quiet in the face of actual tyranny

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

They caged babies last time. We should not be surprised by this. We should have been better prepared to protect each other.

Y'all. It's not "Trump's Board of Peace." It's "Trump's Bored of Peace." #boardofpeace #trump

"Former Olympic snowboarder accused of running a drug empire" feels like the elevator pitch for a Vince Gilligan series

Listen to me carefully, Marcos: He’s. Not. Your. Child. To. Take.

Allow this obvious folk hero to complete his appointed rounds! www.al.com/crime/2026/0...

Right now, the only thing lying between us and complete fascism is judge ego. And that is not nothing.

Ladies and Gentlmen, we present to you: The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for The Island of Greenland.

A year and a day ago:

Either of these two revelations could cut this man and his cabal off at the knees: 1. Epstein Files 2. How Russia/Musk helped steal the elections

ICE vs Ice

"Men fear women will laugh at them. Women fear men will kill them." ~Margaret Atwood

Motion to rename ICE the Scared Boys. All in favor, boost.

very ready for the Nuremberg Trials to start

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

me: Don't name the neighborhood feral cats also me: I saw Watermelon Belly, Creamsicle, and Golden Eye playing in the alley this morning

My cat vacillates between wanting to be brushed and told she is pretty and doing unspeakable acts of violence, and I have never related to another being so thoroughly

Ok let’s keep playing this.

So we're dusting off our "No Blood For Oil" picket signs or what? #venezuela

I hope he's eaten by wild turkeys

The capitalists are going to be very sweaty