Michele Feltman Strider
@michelestrider.bsky.social
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I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends. Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
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Are you someone who's Very Online, early in your reporting career, and eager to get clips? We're hiring a Breaking News Reporter at
@motherjones.com
. $65k-$75k salary.
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Breaking News Reporter
https://www.motherjones.com/careers/breaking-news-reporter/
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This is a hell of a way of finding out that Rob Reiner's wife spelled her name the cute way
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Big Krampus Energy
8 days ago
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common "I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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There is nothing more brilliantly aggressive than shopping for your MAGA relatives at the NPR shop.
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Pro tip: no one was going to toss it. Drink straight from the bottle. Eat cheese slices straight out of the fridge. This is not the time for nicety. We are all stress pigs now.
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9 days ago
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googles "how to get soccer to give me a prize for literature"
9 days ago
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I've already talked myself into and out of joining a gym, so I'm ahead of things for New Years
9 days ago
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Katie Mack
10 days ago
The positive outcome of this story is that in frantically googling around trying to figure out what happened and how I could at least see the end of the episode, I discovered that the show is available at my local library and actually can be streamed thence via Hoopla 🎉
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Why is there not a modern art museum located in OKC called the OklaMOMA? Someone get on that real quick.
11 days ago
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Tim Onion
12 days ago
Hey all, The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships. Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits. You can apply at
theonion.com/fellowship
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Fellowship
https://theonion.com/fellowship
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If you've read my book Homecoming, the other two books in the series are currently discounted. (Kindle version) Hometown:
www.amazon.com/Hometown-Hom...
Homeless:
www.amazon.com/Homeless-Hom...
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Hometown (The Home Series Book 2)
Hometown (The Home Series Book 2) - Kindle edition by Feltman Strider, Michele. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Hometown (The Home Series Book 2).
https://www.amazon.com/Hometown-Home-Michele-Feltman-Strider-ebook/dp/B007TWCNX4?th=1&psc=1
12 days ago
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I have a goal now
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Josh Gondelman
13 days ago
Because I don’t follow college football closely, I keep briefly thinking that “Lane Kiffin” is the name of a new Mormon wife with a secret life.
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Have you ever considered that this is all someone else's monkey paw wish and we're just along for the ride?
13 days ago
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"It's, like, giving Tuesday" -- GenZ making fun of my outfit
13 days ago
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Sharing this 40% because it's funny and 60% because Tyler Gooch has a great last name. I hope everyone calls him The Gooch in a playful, East Coast kinda way. In fact, I insist on it. Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...
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Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
You gotta get this Tesla Cybertruck, bro. It’s great. Am I a paid spokesperson? Sort of. I’m a person who paid $8 a month to “spokes” for them. Thi...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/please-buy-teslas-cybertruck-which-is-cool-not-stupid
14 days ago
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Me, finally learning why I got an amazing deal on an Army-branded digicamo motorcycle jacket in 2009. Who knew? Gear: Chapter 5
open.substack.com/pub/articles...
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Gear: Chapter 5
Camouflage has trends too
https://open.substack.com/pub/articlesofinterest/p/gear-chapter-5?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
15 days ago
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My* "angry young man" book is currently discounted, if you're in the mood for such things.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0982GVK8N
*Yes, I thought it would be cute to try a pen name
#ebooks
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Vikings & Pirates: Tales of My Fathers
Amazon.com: Vikings & Pirates: Tales of My Fathers eBook : Erickson, John Anders: Kindle Store
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0982GVK8N
16 days ago
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Strider
16 days ago
Ignoring the consent of young women turns out to be a perfect predictor of ignoring the consent of the governed.
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How to have the perfect relationship with your cat, in one easy step: Do everything they want exactly when they want it.
16 days ago
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Strider
16 days ago
"Presidents are not meant to wield power. They are meant to draw attention away from it." - Douglas Adams
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Surrounded by people who keep asking you the same questions? Spending time with an older person who keeps asking you the same thing over and over? Don't feel like giving your worst family member more grist for the mill? Try: Lying™ For use anytime you're asked stupid questions. Try Lying™ today!
18 days ago
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Greetings from the Group W bench
18 days ago
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If you haven't taken your turkey out of the freezer by now, enjoy your grilled cheese sandwiches tomorrow
19 days ago
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If you are traveling today, I hope you make all your connections, find something decent to eat, and that no one kicks the back of your seat
19 days ago
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This is still free, if you need an emergency book to read on your flight, train ride, etc.
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19 days ago
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I was reminded of an old blog post about the Thursday holiday that I still stand behind.
theyummishfaith.blogspot.com/2010/11/grat...
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Gratitude Is In The Air; Just Breathe It In
It starts with the smell of coffee in the morning. There is just something about the smell of coffee brewing. It is such a compelling aroma...
https://theyummishfaith.blogspot.com/2010/11/gratitude-is-in-air-just-breathe-it-in.html
20 days ago
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My "girl goes home for the holidays" book is free this week*. If you're looking for a way to ignore your family this Thanksgiving, it might do the trick.
www.amazon.com/Homecoming-H...
*Kindle version, through 11/28.
#freebook
#freeebook
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Homecoming (The Home Series Book 1)
Amazon.com: Homecoming (The Home Series Book 1) eBook : Strider, Michele Feltman: Kindle Store
https://www.amazon.com/Homecoming-Home-Michele-Feltman-Strider-ebook/dp/B00GKO0J5Q
21 days ago
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Maris Kreizman
21 days ago
"As long as policymakers continue to flood money into AI, small press publishers will only grow in importance. The quality of the books they produce, driven by that creative, alternative thinking & integrative design focus is only set to become more in demand."
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Don’t invest in AI, invest in the future of the book
Why the publishing industry must back small presses, rather than LLMs.
https://www.thebookseller.com/comment/dont-invest-in-ai-invest-in-the-future-of-the-book?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=campaign&utm_id=01KAV49GKDHWDJ7R8R5ASR04J8&_kx=RB2xjpDwFzwmURtK0WUs6odG846ObjkENEXGE72mMRk.U5D8ER
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This is my yearly reminder that you don't need to do anything new or, god forbid, innovative when preparing a meal you eat once every 365 days
22 days ago
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If there is anyone you haven't seen for a while and are hoping to bump into, they're at the grocery store. Right now. Along with the entirety of the human race.
22 days ago
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The 5 Senses: 1. Humor 2. Guilt 3. Fashion 4. Impending doom 5. Smell
22 days ago
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Chopping block? No. Executerie Board
22 days ago
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This isn't helping refute the Bubba rumor
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24 days ago
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Pre-coffee, my broken brain read this as a beat poem. Living well, I took your name, Kenneth Fall on me Drive, man-sized wreath Ignore land
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27 days ago
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No, YOU'RE singing "Bad Bunny" to the tune of the old My Buddy doll commercial
29 days ago
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Tennessee Ernie Ford implies Kentucky Bert Chevy
about 1 month ago
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
about 1 month ago
Cats don’t need “training” to do this.
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Signs my cat is MAGA: 1. Is very well-fed; resents the other cat eating anything. 2. Lives a cushy indoor life; is constantly and angrily obsessed with the stray cats outside. 3. Her rules are sacrosanct; my rules are fascist oppression, oh, poor baby. 4. Smells like canned tuna.
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My proposed Baltimore restaurant group: Burgers at the Rue Morgue The Sirloined Letter Bananabell Lee Sundae Shoppe Falafel House of Usher The Cask of Amontillado Wine & More
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jamelle
about 1 month ago
high salaries and robust public funding for elections
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My very silly book about Southern ladies is on sale for nine dimes and nine pennies! (11/6 - 11/13) Get it while it's cheap, y'all!
#99centbooks
#kindlebooksale
www.amazon.com/Homestyle-Co...
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Homestyle: The Complete Series
Amazon.com: Homestyle: The Complete Series eBook : Feltman Strider, Michele: Kindle Store
https://www.amazon.com/Homestyle-Complete-Michele-Feltman-Strider-ebook/dp/B07DNHFJQ9?th=1&psc=1
about 1 month ago
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Is a brain necessary for survival? Because I woke up with a Nickelback song in mine
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about 1 month ago
He outed a covert CIA agent because her husband wouldn't help him lie about WMDs in Iraq.
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Josh Gondelman
about 1 month ago
Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.
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Just sitting here and hoping that the famous deaths rule of three gets it right
about 1 month ago
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My dude said "truthed out" like that is a phrase humans use
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about 1 month ago
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Cats do not respect the time change because the time change does not respect cats
about 1 month ago
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Ana Marie Cox
about 1 month ago
A reminder that I'm hosting writing sessions at 8am CT/7am CT weekdays all November long! The National Novel-Writing Month organization is dead, long live the NaNoWriMo process! Register via
anamariecox.com
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us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
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Philip Bump
about 1 month ago
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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