I hate seeing men get scammed like this. Put that money towards therapy and getting a hobby. Therapy will help you be more at peace and the hobby will bring you friends.

if i get 100 more followers, i'll be at 50K 🤯

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As every kid who spent summers in the back of a minivan knows, it’s not a truce if you’re still hitting each other.

The day he dies, the bonfire of crap with his face on it will be visible from Mars

Hi hello yes, come work with me (if you're a good human) please and thank you www.sciencefriday.com/associate-pr...

Imagine looking like, sounding like, and being like Tom Homan and thinking you're the kind of person we need more of

Live your best life, peeps.

ok art may be subjective but this is objectively amazing

I come here for the lifestyle tips and am not disappointed

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This is the proper rocks-to-humans ratio

Quick thought: maybe we start teaching history

Juneteenth would be a beautiful day for us all to learn that we've been liberated

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all of Ireland nodding, "yeah that tracks"

10 Reasons to Love Solar Power 1. Zero CO₂ to run 2.Infinite fuel 3.sunlight 4Cuts air pollution 5.Creates local jobs 6.Low water use 7.Price keeps dropping 8.Powers homes + grids 9. Works off-grid too 10. Energy independence Future-proof tech

While Donald Trump tries to rewrite our nation's past, California embraces and learns from it. Through the Fourth of July weekend, get a FREE version of the State Parks Historian Passport for zero-cost entry at our 30+ state historic parks for the next year.

This is honestly a better plan than I currently have for my life

If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources.

For the youths, the GOP has been trying to concentrate power in Hollywood has-beens with odd hair since I was an actual child.

Fully and 100% believe that eventually a number of U.S. states will be officially owned by corporations, and that Alabama will be the first to do it.

Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.

I cannot explain, but this is just so very Oklahoma

Time for a good, ol' fashioned excommunication, y'all

One of them has a mermaid on the cover, so there's that. www.amazon.com/stores/John-...

L.L. Bean doesn’t call their knitted hats L.L. Beanies and I demand an explanation.

The moment you realize the skin care routine you thought was working so well is really early-onset cataracts #GenX

What size am I?! I have worn everything from a size 12 to size 2 and it all seems like chaos New episode: the imperfect science of sizes, and the professional fitters who try on all your clothes before you do articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/sizes

#caturday #cats

I don't care about the Knicks, but I'm in favor of anything that makes Mariska Hargitay happy

They 100% raided The Boys costume trailer. Nothing else explains this

I got to fill in this week and had so much fun reporting this story 🎤

Californians, read this and get angry.  After many in our state lost everything in last year’s fires, insurance companies quietly buried “wildfire deductibles” in their policies. Not the standard deductible. A separate one,

Meanwhile, we're all out here trying to stay alive with WebMD and Tylenol

I heard y'all like buying books. These are books. Y'all can buy them. Hope this helps! #books www.amazon.com/stores/John-...

Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure a Muppet could beat up Ted Cruz

Headline: Research Backs Human Muscle in Stonehenge Construction Me: I thought it was made of rocks www.newser.com/story/390667...

Correct

An animated reboot of Breaking Bad starring Ned Flanders. It is time

Bless his heart www.al.com/news/2026/06...

The Awful Tower

CALIFORNIANS: have you voted yet? if not there’s still time! however, you need to use a ballot drop box or vote in person. DO NOT MAIL YOUR BALLOT. (trump and the goons borked the usps so things aren’t always postmarked at the point of origin, which means it could be marked late and won’t count.)

I'm glad we can finally talk about it out in the open like this. Hangry is real.

This would heal me

Please. Someone. Anyone. Stick an icepick in my eye or whatever you have to do to stop my brain from incessantly repeating (to the tune of the 80s one-hit wonder) "Talarico... Suave." This is not right or fair to any of us.

This Eschaton won't Immamentize itself.

I think I would have more respect for a staged Smurf musical. variety.com/2026/theater...