Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I’m happy yall had a good football 🏈 day.

Seen on CMU campus ❤️

“Man, when Saban coming back?!”

A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings. “It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale. This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading: www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...

The chant 🤣🤣🤣

Remigration is ethnic cleansing, which is a crime against humanity and a form of genocide. That is what the regime is signaling. That is what it is wants.

It’s so easy. I think we underestimate how easy it is.

He’s on all them drugs Puff was on to stay awake for 3-4 days at a time.

Happy @joybella.blacksky.app Day!!

Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

New: (gift) www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Those Sunkist hit different back then

The Trump administration has removed MLK Day and Juneteenth as holidays that include free entrance to national parks, adding the president’s birthday instead

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

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“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.” www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

That new Ken Burns American Revolution documentary on PBS really hammers this fact home.

three years if convicted. three.

I got jumped for days when I said this:

Good luck reaching me.

It is weed o’clock.

Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.

I continue to believe the Trump admin will lose on this. There has not been a single judge who agreed with them.

If you want a read about the recent anti-constituonal attempt to denaturalize American children from their claim to birthright citizenship using bad history, @evanbernick.bsky.social, @gowder.io, I wrote about it in the Cornell Law Review Online. publications.lawschool.cornell.edu/lawreview/wp...

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Before being read his rights, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing talked. Now his lawyers say those words could reshape the case. n.pr/4awk9Zi

open.spotify.com/track/5le4sn... 🌞

Monica put them white shoes on the stage and I screamed so loud 💀💀💀

This remains one of the most disturbing stories of the year. A 1st trimester fetus incubated in a dead woman's body against the will of her family until a very early term birth when the corpse could no longer sustain life. www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...

Me all year:

i remember this like it was yesterday 😭😭😭

3 Questions: 1) What are we doing? 2) How is this pro-life? 3) What are we doing? www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

The local brewery is doing a make your own mistletoe day. All I can think of is making a mistletoe belt buckle.

I’ve seen yall posting about a “MrBeast” but I just assumed it was some silly internet shit. I was right again.

Democrats can retaliate against these GOP gerrymanders with new maps in Illinois, Maryland, Oregon, & Virginia. They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana. Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this

Don’t see it for Quentin Tarantino. See it for Uma Thurman. slate.trib.al/oMczHxs

So the color of the year Pantone chose is a hue of white? That’s a little too on the nose for the writers of America: Series Finale.

NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.

YALL! my coworker was eating ham from Thanksgiving.

Happy JayZ day to all who celebrate @ceepain.bsky.social @seauxcocoa.bsky.social and others 🥂

As CBP forces began disappearing residents in the greater New Orleans area, the New Orleans City Council launched an online portal for residents to report civil & #humanrights abuses by ICE & CBP paramilitary units occupying the city during the Trump regime’s anti-migrant occupation.

Tupac was so fine. RIP

Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.

Dude really said...