Everything is too loud but also not loud enough.

Why would you foul there?

This game is wild.

Office cold as fuck so now I’m walking around like this all day:

Cole is so insufferable.

That was a NASTY read by Larys.

JC OMG

SYDN3Y TAYLOR

Okay Big Mama!

I turned the game off because I thought the Dream had it in hand They blew a 22pt lead?!!!

No CBS. I do not want to watch the BIG3.

Egregious fit for an egregious person.

Pantaloons

Nothing makes me feel more adult than folding and putting my laundry away as soon as the dryer goes off.

they finally sick of her shit?

LMAO A’ja funny as hell

Toronto Tempo coach Sandy Brondello has been suspended by the WNBA for one game.

My nail tech ATE with this one: #nailwars

We should talk more about Green & Brisco’s partnership like we do Benson & Stabler. Truly the golden age in the Law & Order multiverse.

Three games on today and they’re all at the same time. Someone PLEASE get Cathy outta there omg.

I appreciate her apology and I believe her 🤷🏾‍♀️ #WNBA

Sandy said WHAT about Angel???

“I don’t really have a type. He could be shorter than 6’0 but have a bigger stature elsewhere like his personality.” Okay girl. Meet your 5’6 man with a dad bod (her words), who makes less than your required $250k salary. #MarriedAtFirstSight

This lady is finding out in real time what happens when you lie about not having a type. Now you’re married to a man you don’t find attractive in any way, shape, or form. #MarriedAtFirstSight

MAFS is a dark comedy.

That was a mental lapse by Kelsey.

BREAKING: Forward Brionna Jones is officially back for the Atlanta Dream. Jones will make her season debut tonight against the Toronto Tempo after suffering an offseason meniscus injury. @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social has the details on Jones' return.

They took the OG girl dinner from us and now I’m about to just have rosé and cake.

he shouldn't be hurt. maybe he gives better neck. the team needs shooters and rebounders, ya know?

I don’t want to think anymore today.

That would be my villain origin story.

One of the experts made this man call the woman he was actively dating to be like “hey yea I can’t see you anymore because I’ve been going through the MAFS process byeeeeee.”

I’m only 15 min into Married at First Sight and the “experts” have already chosen at least two TERRIBLE men to get married.

I guess Cannes is going to get whatever body I got next month 😒

Going to my usual salad place to get a rice bowl without my usual kale. A salad place with no salad. How dreadful.

EYE can talk about this shit ass country but i BE damned if imma let the land of the Drake pop shit!

Yea. I should’ve kept my ass at home today.

Um. This smoke is crazy.

Mystics. PLS.

They’re building the F1 stands now 😒

7th between Independence and Constitution still being closed after that dumbass fair ended more than a week ago is going to make me crash out.

Even AB is shooting better from 3 right now!

The funniest thing to me is she that the only thing she leads the league in right now is turnovers. She’s also 7th in 3PT percentage … ON HER OWN TEAM.

Mouse is one of my favorite young players on that team. I know Dawn will make sure she has all the resources she needs 🥺

I can’t prove it but cyclo and all her sporas is a scheme set up by big protein. No. No I do not want a cold foam protein coffee.

🎵 all that don julio made me a foooool for yaaaaa 🎵

Shooting a little over 30% from 3, averaging almost 5 turnovers a game, combined with a nasty attitude. If I were Steph, that girl would be sitting on the bench right next to me.

Just finished ‘Verity.” (I know I’m late)