I knew the vibes were off with the postman!

LMAO (this is the black one)

Lying about a vasectomy, lying about being fired, going to get tatted the day after your wife gives birth. I want all of them in prison immediately.

These men on Blue Therapy are DIABOLICAL.

Aye man. This wind is crazy.

ELITE

Finding a curl specialist has changed my life.

He’s not long for this world so the elbow fellatio may go 5, 6 months tops. Run me my groceries.

My favorite thing about being an auntie is seeing something and being like “yes a pink g wagon is exactly what this 2yo needs” and then just sending one to the house.

Me and one of my co-workers were looking at the window to see if it was enough so to get us outta here early. It is not 😭

Mind you it was 60 damn degrees when I left the house this morning.

This weather is BASURA.

I'm praying for the victims of the shooting at Old Dominion University today, and deeply appreciate the work of our law enforcement officers. I will continue to monitor this closely and encourage all to heed officials' instructions about avoiding the area around Constant Hall.

I didn’t qualify for federal financial aid my first year of grad school (in 2008) so I took out a private, variable rate loan. I have since refi’d to a fixed rate but my god there were several years where my payments just kept increasing.

Hey. Don’t do this.

Related: one of my favorite books that I’ve read so far this year is “With Love from Harlem” which is based on Hazel Scott 😍

She needs to go sit on the lady’s couch.

I’m pretty sure we all independently made the decision to stop fucking with Target when they started with the bullshit. Idc who says what. I will not be returning.

Kobe was a psycho and probably would’ve come out of retirement to try and hit 84. Y’all are insufferable.

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze with this one. Hell no not my toe.

The weather is nice and it’s almost Aries season. Time to embrace the chaos agent within.

My man scores 83 and I’m breaking out my expensive massage oils. Might even get a massage table for the house!

I am CRYING 💀

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I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home

I woke up and he had EIGHTY-THREE????

B’am on track for 80. My god.

Bam Adebayo has 43 points against the Wizards... ...IN JUST THE FIRST HALF 😳

My ex found that out the hard way (even though I was very upfront with him).

Like? Yes. Lust? Yes. Love? NO.

I’m going to start putting “can convert pdfs to word docs” on my resume because clearly this is a skill that is in high demand.

I sleep hot!

I had mine on 68 last night 🫣

Iran said y’all got the right one this time 😭

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) - A top Iranian security official tells Trump: 'Be careful not to get eliminated yourself.' @apnews.com

It’s scary as fuck out here. www.instagram.com/reel/DVrgc67...

I’m half an episode in to Blue Therapy and no. Just no.

It’s margarita weather!

Because now I’m making reservations for 7:15 and telling you they’re at 7 so we can meet at the door like this:

Chronic, intentional lateness is a character flaw.

Main Character Syndrome has a whole generation in a chokehold.

Silver lining: at least her stylist got her out of those fuck ass kitten heels.

That stanbase is INSUFFERABLE.

Excuse me???????

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

The girls were not good today but it will ALWAYS be go cocks over here. 🖤🐔🖤🐔

It’s like they forgot how to play basketball.

This is a massacre. My god.

Louisville was out here leaving EVERYBODY open.