'91 was an obscenely perfect year for music, I can't blame him.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19…

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without Sytrox and Jill. youtu.be/_MpuA60PwO0

All the mentions of ‘freeze' and ‘rock' in curling mean that I spend much of the Olympics quietly rapping 'White Lines' to myself.

Me whenever the Netherlands wins a medal

America may have always been like this for far too many people but this administration is bringing it home, directly and in person, to a ton of folks who have never seen it before that this is their response is extremely encouraging

I was wondering who to root against this year. We have a villain!

Sad realization: MST3K will never riff movies from the 1950s again. The 4:3 format is incompatible with the 16:9 silhouette.

how we got here

Happy... um... Valentine's Day? From Howdy?

This Valentine's Day, find yourself someone who loves you as much as Olympic skiers love having a mustache.

Well hell my respect just bumped too

Me: (57 years old, watching Golden Girls) I‘m weirdly enjoying this show about old women. Me: (looking up the character’ ages on the show) Hahaha WTF.

Every Winter Olympics sport is essentially a series of escalating dares. Can you slide down this ice? Can you slide down this ice in your back? Can you slide down this ice on your back with someone on your lap? Can you slide down this ice on your back with someone on your lap and hit this paddle?

We have a winner.

We had the chance to pass two voter rights laws and Biden punted, now we get the SAVE Act, I don't think I can be appropriately angry enough

Lots to choose from but the rarest is probably MST3K The Movie

Angus remains one of the best teen movies ever made. Van Der Beek is great as the baddie.

Fuck cancer.

Don't worry, I won't badmouth Bambi like I did B&tB yesterday (it's good!), but I will praise Fantasia 2000 as a beautiful (maybe underrated?) sequel experiment. The Rhapsody in Blue segment is phenomenal.

Timeline cleanse

I, a monster with horrible taste, do not like Beauty and the Beast, so I find this turnout *hilarious*. Keep it up, you glorious so-and-sos.

#HashtagOscars no. 15. Nominated: Animated Feature

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Woke up five hours early to watch people from other countries move giant stones around with brooms, what is wrong with me

Czechia's rhythm dancing duo used AI music in their routine, is it wrong to want them to carve a hole into the ice with their skates and fall into it cartoon style

Every time I see that poster of the new Wuthering Heights with the quotation marks, I think of this.

Nothing but respect for MY Olympic commentators

"Well, that works, too" from the movie. It's barely even a riff, but sort of an all purpose thing to mumble to yourself when working on something.

This is great: a Super Bowl ad on a budget:

starship self destruct mechanism forgot password

I am seeing Steven Spielberg everywhere on my social feeds these days. And I have reached the conclusion that this is exactly the correct amount of Steven Spielberg to see. Everywhere, at all times, non-stop. ♥️

Y’all totally forgetting about this bit of Knottsian greatness

The TPUSA Puppy Bowl halftime show is just chockablock with racist ferrets

I refuse to believe "skiathlon" is a word.

My four favorite episodes

I can't quite explain why, but Jack Black

A solid, fun interview with a glimpse of what's to come. They mention how some Rifftrax sruff isn't exclusive to their own platform, which makes me wonder how long it'll take before these things show up on Tubi. One can hope.

I don't think I've ever rooted for Team USA. Instead, if you tell me some small country has never won a medal, I'm all in for them. You can do it, country with two athletes! Get that bronze!

Dan Levy Martin Scorsese HUNTR/X* *(I dunno, you figure out how)

Me watching every opening ceremony

Intriguing layouts all, but that third one (the circle) is gorgeous.

The penmanship is INCREDIBLE. How do you print like that?

The Muppets are back in what I hope is not just a one-off. A worthy comeback. I dug it.

Friends, heaven has returned.

It's impossible to watch without looking for the seams. That said, the set design required to make it work is impeccable.

#HashtagOscars no. 14. Nominated: Actor Writing (Original Screenplay)