High speed steel can suck it

America be like

Someone adjusted the automatic toilets at work so they're too eager to flush and someone should be hanged. Pooping is supposed to be stress free. I can't handle this level of anxiety.

Let's go thrifting, yall. youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?...

I am so bored.

My weight loss journey starts now.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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I sleep with an aluminum bat by my bed just in case I'm needed for a softball emergency

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LMAO

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Telling strangers that their loved one has died is the hardest thing about being a fake doctor

I fucking gasped and now I’m laughing so hard

If Doctor Who's TARDIS isn't real then why is the center console in my car twelve feet deep?

Going to need YouTube to stop feeding me seemingly endless videos with titles like “cop realizes it’s his last x” or “cop ends their career by doing y” please and thank you

*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels

“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.” ― Albert Einstein

This...I...GDI...these specimens are too small.

Permission to read some of my poetry aloud, your honor

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What's your boogaloo situation, friends? youtu.be/uX8Nj8ABEI8?...

Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station

Canola is a beautiful name for a girl or boy

Meet me at the Minneapolis Institute for Mind Control if you want to get your ass hypnotized.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Why would a publisher even bother putting both a front AND a back cover on their books?

Class is in session.

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don’t call yourself the “king of the body parts black market” and show up here with nothing but a bunch of picked over fingers and toes

"This is itchy and tastes terrible" I say to myself as I eat more of the cotton candy I found in the attic walls

What have you done

Turn that square

I have to sleep with this in the basement.

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Omg y'all! The evil clown candy jar had a friend! I didn't know it was a set and I found pinnochio today. This set is from the 50s. My evil candy jars are together again 😱

Quote-Post with something that's a circle

Often people who wouldn’t hurt a fly are the most dangerous of all. They’re getting heaps of brownie points within the fly community then BAM hitting you with ‘huge swarm of flies’ special attack

i am ending my week long saga of trying to be more friendly. my new social skillset will instead be owning and wielding a large beautiful parrot

The hardest anyone has ever been owned is Filippo Argenti getting written into 5th circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno. He was Dante’s real life political rival. Imagine someone quote dunked you so hard people were still retweeting it 700 years later. Brutal.

Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du

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Anybody ever have any luck machining freeze dried ice cream without breaking it?

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Using a voice scrambler to call the library and taunt them about my overdue books

I put my phone in dark mode and it immediately started playing Bauhaus

the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based

I was raised on these streets