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Here’s the real photo. You can post this and still say he’s napping but at least you’re not posting fake photos which makes the all message fake too by association.

The guy is the biggest a-hole in the universe but this photo is faked. He did have his eyes shut for long periods but wasn’t leaning like this. Trust me, I’m so over him but also spreading fake photos makes more damage than good to us.

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

going to go out on a limb and say that if you need a hype barker at your headlining DJ set you've probably done something wrong

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up"

Cruel and usual

what the fuck is a clavicular *searches* well that didn’t help

the fact that lead is a sweetener is probably the largest proof of the Great Filter

reminder that at one point Substack was trying to poach me from patreon and when I said I didn't like how they platformed LITERAL NAZIS the best their rep could say was "yeah I hate it too but what are you gonna do" fuck that shit

tickets just entirely gone in LA, maybe more than one show, ya fuckin' doinks

do the Fatboy Slim set next

stop lumping in self check out with the evils of modern life. My nd ass doesn’t want to talk to anyone at Ralphs. I want to pay for my Goodles and leave. fuck off.

ok, Fatboy Slim, I'm listening

For Outstanding Achievement in Record Store Tab Typo, the Grammy goes to

and the was the version of Life During Wartime I needed, ty David

ok, not my usual bag, but REZZ fucking slaps, and whoever's doing her screen visualizations is on point

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but a reminder that Trent Reznor spelled backwards is Ron Zertnert

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

"Why is there even anything called The Helicopter?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w9e...

Temu Templar

I just finished There Is No Antimemetics Division this weekend, so this is extra funny.

obviously you'll be a perfect fit, then

"There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun."

4 Non-Kongs

get that creepy man away from the space polycule, what is everyone thinking

Nixon still cared about his image for most of Apollo. Apollo 17 was scheduled specifically for after the election in 1972 so that, if there was an accident, it wouldn't reflect on Nixon's turnout. Once that was clear, he could proceed to kill the program.

#RepostYourArt 6. Bird I've done a lot of bird art over the years. Here's a burrowing owl from back in 2009.

how confusing is Santeria by Sublime now without the context of Santeria being in the news constantly like it was in the mid-90’s? (it was especially inescapable in South Florida)

Rainbow-coloured spinning tops in space? It may look like it, but these are actually two planet-forming discs observed by Webb. Protoplanetary discs like these appear around stars that have recently been born 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪

frogogog #art

Here are some examples of what I’m offering for commissions right now - just portraits since I’m working on my iPad until UPS figures out where they delivered my tablet and XP-Pen decides if they want to send a replacement.

So I think two things are true at the same time: You can be critical of Mamdani on trans hc in NYC, and you can understand what the Mayor actually has the power to do. Some people who claim the title "journalist" aren't interested in that second one

going to say not paying deep attention to bsky metrics is healthier than cutting down on us politics talk. scrying numbers an express trip to madness.

April has me back to feeding these bird. Reposts help! 🔗 www.patreon.com/overlappingl... - PDF versions of my zines 🔗 ssuzukiart.bigcartel.com/products - Physical copies of my zines 🔗 ko-fi.com/summersuzuki... - Tips and commissions (portraits/busts only as my tablet broke)

I work entirely as an independent contractor / freelancer which makes taking breaks very difficult financially. Any time I'm not working I'm not earning, and I quite urgently need some time off. Please spare if and what you can: www.paypal.me/alexsteacy ko-fi.com/alexsteacy

feeding cats to coyotes

for every time I ever teleported to Waffle House, there’s an equal amount of times I was the person going, “…oh shit let’s go to Waffle House” and therefore was responsible for teleporting someone else to Waffle House

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

More to see in that image: * Aurora Australis (bright green, upper right) & Aurora Borealis (plane green, lower left) visible as faint streaks * The bright dot in the lower right is Venus * The white haze in the lower right is zodiacal light: dust in the plane of the Solar System lit by sunlight

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

I love space

comparisons of Pam Bondi to Dedra Neero are unfair because Dedra Neero was competent

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this