Chris Spargo really the pushing 'is this an April Fools' envelope with dropping a video about Penguin Bars. Feel I'll have to buy a couple of packets for Easter to see if it's for real.

The shit true crime documentary I'm watching just introduced a man called Gary Stretch, who looks exactly like you'd think a Gary Stretch would look. And then they dropped the additional bomb: Gary Stretch is 7 foot 2.

Orbital Harvest for Kitchen Table magazine

I'm sure those flags Starmer has either side of him every time he does a presser are getting bigger each time.

You can actually read that DC pitch + script online for free right here: www.patreon.com/posts/112493...

A friend who has drawn several Marvel/DC comics is trying to move into writing for the Big Two. We've bounced ideas back and forth and recently submitted a pitch together, so he asked if I'd check out other pitches he's putting together on his own. I wouldn't normally, but in this case okay.

by the way there's Shadowrunners now, cool cool cool

Annoyed he can do the cube quicker than I can www.youtube.com/shorts/s5cxR...

A children's cartoon depicts him being chased by wolves off a cliff to his death. It's a happy ending

Seen a report local town has thrown in its hat for that Town of Culture thing at the last minute and I'm not 100% sure it's not an April Fools

Just saw a video thumbnail and did a huge sigh, at least put some effort into it.... anyway Happy Don't Believe Anything You See On The Internet Day

Excited to be nosy about the minor local building developments that spring has started. A new fence! A new garden!

you're not "addicted to your smart phone" you just know the perfect post is still inside of you and struggling to get out

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Hey, look! It's John Lithgow!

Congrats on Donald Trump for inventing the first Pyrrhic Loss

All of the great Golden Age science fiction writers were complete fucking lunatics with totally bespoke ideologies and philosophies, and we're the lesser for not having that kind of writer around as much these days.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

Good job the lorry here is German, matches the royal family bsky.app/profile/anna...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I miss the days where politics in Star Trek didn’t matter, like going to Planet Everyone Dies in a Race War, Planet Cold War Proxies, Planet of Gods Who End War, Giant Tube of Death That Is A Stand In For Nukes, and Planet Nazi.

Beautiful stuff

Out of coffee

One for horror / literature / writer nerds www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

Local independent garage begging not to be hassled because they are being forced to put up the price of petrol or go bankrupt

This is just pathetic... the correct order should be Escape, Navarone then Eagles bsky.app/profile/jsin...

Think it's the folk memory of 'Reading the Sunday papers' back in the Before Times bsky.app/profile/anot...

Psyching myself up to go for a walk for the first time in ages knowing a) the weather's crap b) it's sunday so I'll most likely be following some dog walker carrying a bag of shit

Hello to the days when, for a while, I just wake up early instead of stupid early. Always amazed I went from being a total night owl in my youth to being a lark as an old man.

NEIGHBOR [peering out window]: looks like WaPo is interviewing that unfuckable tent guy

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

"We don't live in a lighthouse!" bsky.app/profile/andr...

just because my cursed devil sword - the evil sword that has made me feared and infamous to all nations - won't go back into its sheath until it's tasted innocent blood, that doesn't mean you can tell me what to do with it. it's my fucking sword. i can unsheath it if i want. jesus christ

Virulent Transphobe & "feminist" Julie Bindel came to Iceland recently to find out why the country is going to hell for its stance on gender rights where "Michel Foucault & Judith Butler have supplanted those of Jesus Christ."

Woman and Woman Man: the two genders.

I remember being a kid. Sometimes I'd identify as a cowboy, sometimes it was Flash Gordon. It's called playing, you semi-sentient dishmop

Gollum: “We wants the seat, we needs it. Must have the seat. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Tories. Wicked, tricksy, false!” Sméagol: “No, not Tories! We is a Tory!”

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have exciting newssss Rowling: there'ss a new harry potter out King: a new harry potter?!?!?! King: OMGG I AM SO EXCITED! Poe: steve, no! Poe: we discussed this Poe: you know what the harry potter profits are used for King: i King: yes of course King: King: but

"I avoid politics." No bestie, you avoid uncomfortable conversations about politics. From the moment you were born til the day you die, you've been thoroughly and utterly enmeshed in the policies, systems, and governance of a society that shapes your experience. You just try not to think about it.

The highlight of the day was when Aunt Rosa fell through the deck chair.

A selection of shots animated by Kim Kyeongbae for Scavengers Reign (2023), created by Joe Bennett and Charles Huettner, Titmouse

Look. Yes, I AM paying for him to come back to Hamelin, guilty, and yes, children keep disappearing, but I just really like the song he plays!

Watching yet another reaction to Arcane and living of the emotions like a psychic vampire (S01E03... the hard stuff!)

Of course the KPop Demon Hunters follow up is a McDonalds ad.