being topped by a furry from the west midlands, call that a Staffordshire Knot

scouse chasers be like "mate, yer birdknob's proper leng like"

that's purrslop dude, you only like it because it makes you purr

neighbor

big news for fans of omens and portents

who the fuck is texting me dude

watching better call saul for the first time. why doesnt chuck use his lighting aspect more often?

if my business forces all trans people to go to the toilet in the Cupboard For Freakish Weirdo Perverts then that is simply common-sense protection of women's rights if you say that me forcing trans people into the Freakish Weirdo Pervert Cupboard shows that I hate them then that's discrimination

I lied, because “it is a stereotype that gender critical people are nasty bastards” is actually written into this code and sorry you can’t legislate to make people like you

i cant fucking wait for him to lose that by-election

basically the perfect summation of the labour party in 2026

Actually go fuck yourself

got a whole lot of unpostable shit i'd like to say after today's news

Less than a decade ago

to me all male terfs just look like that one picture of peter griffin as king of the black people

trying to buy a new SSD for my pc so i can have more storage and holy fuck we need to execute everybody involved in the AI industry for this shit

bluesky liberals be like "oh boy time to post my ai-generated environmentalist image" and see zero irony in it

AM by arctic monkeys is an amazing album because they managed to make something so bland and generic that it feels ai-generated despite being a decade older than generative ai

caught the last bit of eurovision since i'm at my parents and they had it on, and watching the bulgaria votes go soaring past israel's was incredibly satisfying

just: re: some bullshit I've seen on here. if your immediate response to seeing an oppressed minority community mourning a cold-blooded murder of one of their siblings is to lecture them about doing it wrong or not actually being "oppressed enough", you should cut out your tongue.

Lmao after actual years of a full court media press telling everyone how Wes is the future and he's such a great communicator, he's still the only one *Keir Starmer* actually sails past with ease.

what did amazon mean by this

oh dear fucking god please no don't tell me i have to endure two and a half hours of this once my train finally shows

on a 40 minute train delay which i'm spending sat in a waiting room opposite a guy playing AI-narrated instagram reels out loud from his phone i'm going to BUILD MYSHELF

i love this tweet so much, it's like the flashback scene at the end of godfather 2 with all the corleone children alive and happy together

objectively hilarious take to have about a guy who only holds his seat by a margin of 528 votes

online has ruined me

starmer slowly realising with horror that he will go down in history as Labour's Theresa May

check out this weird alien i found the other day

imagine posting this story about how "everybody is so racist now, how did this happen???" while simultaneously working for the same party as Ed "Labour - Controls On Immigration" Miliband and Shabana Mahmood, a woman whose one true goal in life is to become Suella Braverman For Liberals

wes streeting preparing a leadership bid hahahahaha fucking shoot me in the back of the head

It has never been more Labover than it is right now

imagine waking up in the morning and remembering that you're keir starmer

i cant fucking wait to see how many seats labour lose lol

we just dont name people like we used to anymore

reading Open Veins of Latin America atm and there's a bit I just read where Galeano is rlly hopeful for Chile's future under Allende and talking abt how he's insulated from US overthrow because he was democratically elected. Allende was overthrown less than 2 years after he wrote this. It hurts, man

T4T B2B - GOOD GIRL WITH A GUN: GOTY EDITION out now

the bible if it got a AAA videogame adaptation OBJECTIVE: Fetch More Wine [Water • Press E to interact] "Water? Huh, maybe I can use this for something...?" [Hold E to create wine] "Woah... what the fuck? That just happened!"

still trying to decide if keir starmer going meep meep is funnier than "return of the sausages"

Rachel Reeves update:

for my money this is the best joke i've ever written

getting topped by a trans lesbian from the netherlands, call that dick van dyke

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

rigour mortis? i hardly know 'er!

trying to post through it rn

i will vote for whatever political party runs on a platform of instituting the death penalty for vibecoding

just cleaned the dust out of my pc for the first time in like four years so i've probably got some sort of hitherto unseen lung infection now

pope leo xiv, excommunicate jd vance from the catholic church and my life is yours

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute