Lol, just saw that the Gina Carano/Ronda Rousey fight went a grand total of 17 seconds which is an incredibly funny joke on everyone who thought that was going to be anything other than two washed-up arseholes collecting a paycheck

Regretfully... would.

If they're fighting for a triangle then you are playing Zelda

Just going to do some shameless self-promotion again to note that my Fast and Furious pastiche TTRPG was chosen as one of the judge's personal recommendations from the Havoc Engine Game Jam. You can find what they had to say here: rowanrookanddecard.com/havoc-jam-wi...

I am going to start drinking.

Last month, an online casino advertised a blackjack livestream with Andrew Tate as the dealer. Instead, it was Brian Michael Hinds, aka "Bottom G," who twerked and made out with another man on camera. I talked to him about his complicated fame as the viral lookalike of a toxic manosphere influencer.

Extremely niche post but I'm getting tired of NXT naming wrestlers like they're the protagonist of an Xbox 360 military fps

Helping a friend with an autism assessment form at the moment. Gotten to a question about her friendships and special interests and she's getting very annoyed at the lack of specificity of the question and wants something more solidly quantifiable and... uhh... I think that counts as an answer

I gotta say, a shooting at the White House literally days after a story drops that the head of the FBI is a useless, unstable drunk shows the universe has a wicked sense of humour

The thing that excites me the most about this movie, apart from looking deeply bonkers, is they appear to have discovered... colours? And lighting? Those shots in the big arena look a bit Olympus in Thor 4 but otherwise this is a nice contrast to Netflix Lighting www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X...

Yes... YES! YEESSSSSSSSSS!

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

"If you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Episodic show set post-voyager. Federation and others expand rapidly into the Delta Quadrant following the Borg's collapse and show's about a small rapid-response ship that reacts to weird shit on new colonies. Vibe is Fringe meets House.

Once more the CIA is targetting failed states by propping up fringe right-wing political figures that nobody likes.

Can we please NOT position criticism of Trump as 'haha, you didn't even have the guts to do war crimes'?

The Wireless Festival shitshow is genuinely baffling. The decision to headline a famously unreliable bipolar Nazi is mad enough, but to put yourself in a position where you have to cancel the whole 3-day festival if that goes wrong? www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

OH NO THEY MADE IT TOO CHEAP

UK folks: if you've got a Morrisons near you they're currently selling Auchentoshan for £23 a bottle which is a pretty fantastic price for a decent large batch single malt

I would rather post a running tally of everything I've ever thought about while jorkin' it than tell the world that I let a chatbot tell me when it's bedtime

Hey folks, sorry, but I'm going to be annoying about this for a while. Me and a friend wrote a TTRPG homaging movies like The Fast and The Furious and we think it's pretty cool

Was up until 4am last night getting this done before the deadline but I've finally written my first ever TTRPG book for the Havoc Engine game jam. Please, I beg of you, download this and read it and leave comments about how incredibly good it is benbartlett.itch.io/asphalt-over...

messy blackletter version:) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 gonna get some prints of this for Gothcon next weekend<3

Very important that you're all aware there's a new ultra-violent action movie with Joe Taslim and Yayan Ruhian coming out youtu.be/Avky8dVaqAI?...

Jesus Christ I am so full I can barely move

Very excited to be going to Fallow for Sunday Lunch today. Less excited over what that's going to do to my bank balance

portakabin on the nuclear submarine deck. love you britain

I'd go wider. We lost something when we stopped making TV shows where the premise was just 'yo, check out this cool-ass vehicle'. Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Knight Rider, The Highwayman, Streethawk, Thunder in Paradise, even the one that was just a blatant Tron rip-off youtu.be/kA1NT4I0s34?...

Becoming quickly addicted to the Wikigacha game despite making some unbelievably cursed pulls

Because LATELYYYYYYYYY You're gonna be the one that SAVES MEEEEE From that bastard Baal With your wonder Maullllll

Not 100% sure how to feel on the big Firefly announcement. Like it's surreal to have a follow-up 20-odd years later but, like, there's no way it's going to be good, right? deadline.com/2026/03/nath...

Anyone else have a social interaction and then immediately start hyper-analysing every little thing you said to decide exactly what slip of the tongue has definitely, 100% made everyone hate you or are the rest of y'all normal?

The headline is good, the sub-header is even better. Absolute cannon into the back of the net from Chiles today

Going to the Waterloo Brewdog later (not my choice of venue). Wonder if I should ask the manager where I can collect my Equity for Punks and see what happens?

"What if we just did a little bit of war and made cool TikTok edits about it" is kind of the perfect symbol of how much worse 2020s centrists are at triangulation

Found out last night someone managed to steal my card details to spend hundreds of pounds on Onlyfans which, yes, DOES sound very "oh no a strange man burst into the room and forced that cake into my mouth" but is, sadly, true 😭

She Gort on my Denton till my polls closed. Has anyone done that yet? Is that anything?

This is why, if there's another man in your dream, you have to top him. Sorry everyone, I don't make the rules.

It's so funny to stick with 'family voting' in light of the actual results because it means you need to convince yourself that over 10% of the entire electorate are Muslim housewives who have been forced by their, presumably socially conservative, husbands to vote for the most left wing party

@nogodsnomayors.com Wayne Dingus the panty-sniffing mayor. Hi-YAH

Happy Birthday to former prince Andrew Mount-Batten! I wonder if he has any special plans for tod-*touches earpiece* oh... oh dear...

So fed up with these failed right-wing grifters making a mockery out of combat sports with lame 'celebrity' bouts. Save it for the actual fighters.

RIP Brewdog, the most disrespectful thing to happen to the concept of punk since the timer they had to remove GG Allin's headstone because people kept shitting on it

Sounds like the perfect followup to @gshowitt.bsky.social's Jason Statham's Big Vacation www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

Former PM John Major, failed right-wing comedian Geoff Norcott and Neville Heath the multiple murderer. It's not a very exciting slate.

Starmer currently tuning up his ukulele for his greatest masterstroke yet

This cinematic combining multiple types of animation together is absolutely gorgeous and I wish it was for something that interested me more than 'Chappel Roan Fortnite skin' youtu.be/7sLb674DTTE?...

Seen a lot of people replying and qrt'ing with some variation of 'they've even lost the wrestling fans' and folks, you may need to update your stereotypes as, over the past couple of decades, the pro wrestling fandom has polled consistently to the left of most other sports fandoms.

One particularly funny aspect of Bari Weiss destroying CBS is that she doesn't have the stomach for mask-off blood and soil nationalism but 'sensible' conservatism has no answers so, faced with Interesting Times, the best she can do is "Whisky Fridays with Tony Dokoupil! Interviews with our moms!"

Kind of ironic that it looks like Kristi Noem is about to get the Old Yeller treatment.