Very important that you're all aware there's a new ultra-violent action movie with Joe Taslim and Yayan Ruhian coming out youtu.be/Avky8dVaqAI?...

Jesus Christ I am so full I can barely move

Very excited to be going to Fallow for Sunday Lunch today. Less excited over what that's going to do to my bank balance

portakabin on the nuclear submarine deck. love you britain

I'd go wider. We lost something when we stopped making TV shows where the premise was just 'yo, check out this cool-ass vehicle'. Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Knight Rider, The Highwayman, Streethawk, Thunder in Paradise, even the one that was just a blatant Tron rip-off youtu.be/kA1NT4I0s34?...

Becoming quickly addicted to the Wikigacha game despite making some unbelievably cursed pulls

Because LATELYYYYYYYYY You're gonna be the one that SAVES MEEEEE From that bastard Baal With your wonder Maullllll

Not 100% sure how to feel on the big Firefly announcement. Like it's surreal to have a follow-up 20-odd years later but, like, there's no way it's going to be good, right? deadline.com/2026/03/nath...

Anyone else have a social interaction and then immediately start hyper-analysing every little thing you said to decide exactly what slip of the tongue has definitely, 100% made everyone hate you or are the rest of y'all normal?

The headline is good, the sub-header is even better. Absolute cannon into the back of the net from Chiles today

Going to the Waterloo Brewdog later (not my choice of venue). Wonder if I should ask the manager where I can collect my Equity for Punks and see what happens?

"What if we just did a little bit of war and made cool TikTok edits about it" is kind of the perfect symbol of how much worse 2020s centrists are at triangulation

Found out last night someone managed to steal my card details to spend hundreds of pounds on Onlyfans which, yes, DOES sound very "oh no a strange man burst into the room and forced that cake into my mouth" but is, sadly, true 😭

She Gort on my Denton till my polls closed. Has anyone done that yet? Is that anything?

This is why, if there's another man in your dream, you have to top him. Sorry everyone, I don't make the rules.

It's so funny to stick with 'family voting' in light of the actual results because it means you need to convince yourself that over 10% of the entire electorate are Muslim housewives who have been forced by their, presumably socially conservative, husbands to vote for the most left wing party

@nogodsnomayors.com Wayne Dingus the panty-sniffing mayor. Hi-YAH

Happy Birthday to former prince Andrew Mount-Batten! I wonder if he has any special plans for tod-*touches earpiece* oh... oh dear...

So fed up with these failed right-wing grifters making a mockery out of combat sports with lame 'celebrity' bouts. Save it for the actual fighters.

RIP Brewdog, the most disrespectful thing to happen to the concept of punk since the timer they had to remove GG Allin's headstone because people kept shitting on it

Sounds like the perfect followup to @gshowitt.bsky.social's Jason Statham's Big Vacation www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

Former PM John Major, failed right-wing comedian Geoff Norcott and Neville Heath the multiple murderer. It's not a very exciting slate.

Starmer currently tuning up his ukulele for his greatest masterstroke yet

This cinematic combining multiple types of animation together is absolutely gorgeous and I wish it was for something that interested me more than 'Chappel Roan Fortnite skin' youtu.be/7sLb674DTTE?...

Seen a lot of people replying and qrt'ing with some variation of 'they've even lost the wrestling fans' and folks, you may need to update your stereotypes as, over the past couple of decades, the pro wrestling fandom has polled consistently to the left of most other sports fandoms.

One particularly funny aspect of Bari Weiss destroying CBS is that she doesn't have the stomach for mask-off blood and soil nationalism but 'sensible' conservatism has no answers so, faced with Interesting Times, the best she can do is "Whisky Fridays with Tony Dokoupil! Interviews with our moms!"

Kind of ironic that it looks like Kristi Noem is about to get the Old Yeller treatment.

Just saw Return To Silent Hill and, as someone who loves Silent Hill 2, the game it's adapting... that was definitely approximately two hours of moving images and sounds.

My local bookshop understands their audience.

Well this was a horrifying ride of a post. Much like it's subject, really.

RIP Scott Adams. You wrote Dilbert, you made a Dilbert-shaped house, invented a line of Dilbert-themed vegan microwave burritos for programmers, experimented with erotic hypnosis, then got really into right-wing politics and Trump and got REALLY insane.

Funniest possible thing to happen tonight is a secret Episode 9 of Stranger Things to air tonight after all and it's shite

I need to make you all aware that there is currently a second season of the best cooking competition show ever made airing on Netflix and it is just as good as the first season

Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life

Watched Stranger Things last night then made the mistake of looking up the Stranger Things discourse. A portion of the fandom is so upset that they didn't get the trigger pulled on a gay ship that they're convinced the finale was bad on purpose and that there's a second, secret finale about to drop

You can hack almost any TTRPG to make combat more high-stakes, exciting and dangerous by removing all combat mechanics. When a fight breaks out, a FIGHT breaks out. Put down the D20 and pick up a chair, nerd, the GMs about to make you pay for splitting the party again

Fuck yes I love January movies so fucking much youtu.be/b-09M173rT8?...

This was an absolutely lovely watch

And to Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die hard

I've been gone about 4 hours and my parents are already trying to play me right wing AI parody songs about Greta Thunberg and complaining about the lyric change to Fairytale of New York, not all of us are going to survive this fucking Christmas.

Well damn, that's some unfortunate timing www.bbc.com/news/live/c0...

All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.

A warning in case anyone was thinking of perusing them

If you ever doubt the value of class solidarity, just remember that not one single newspaper will run the article "NYT PUBLISHED COLUMNIST DOWNPLAYING EPSTEIN FILES 1 MONTH BEFORE BEING FOUND PICTURED WITH EPSTEIN"

Listen to @bloodwork.show

You, a philistine, upon watching the Street Fighter trailer: This looks like cheap goofy trash 😡 Me, an enlightened being, upon watching the trailer: This looks like cheap goofy trash 😀

Giving up on my plans to revisit NYC because I spent too much time posting that his full name is Jorkin DaPeanus Vance

Just saw Wake Up Dead Man and that movie fucks. Full recommend. Just something about watching these movies feels like a sensuous little treat, I'm savouring the dialogue and the jokes and the performances like I'm slipping into a hot bath with a glass of wine.

Rumour is Cavaziel prepped for the role by Googling 'How to have tummy implode and explode and catch COVID all at same time' www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...

Funniest possible outcome to me is if 50 Cent took an earnest and sincere interest in the filmmaking process, learning a lot about pacing, storyboarding, editing and everything else, maybe even kickstarts a new career, all in service of being a more effective P Diddy Hater