Democrats: it has come to our attention that Skeletor lied about not taking over Eternia

Fun fact; if you say that I look too serious in my pics, I immediately lose interest in chatting further

I hope Kane cuts all ties with them and put a contract in his clause that the film rights for the Backrooms revert to him

Like if you like Halloween or kissing men

My future bf better love Halloween

The only thing thats going to make me buy the 3rd remake of Ocarina of time is if they put extra dungeons in it. Like, im not about to spend $70 on a game that already exists

Next batman movie they make i want Bruce to be a horny chaotic bisexual. Show him taking both men and women home at the same time, but also to piss off the right wing douche bags

Which male pokemon professor is the most daddy?

Draw your sona in this challenge

If you've never seen it, I suggest seeing a live shadow cast of Rocky Horror picture show at least once in your life. I did it weekly from 19 to about 21, and it was great. Being around the cast and crew allowed me to accept being gay and actually made me feel welcome

Um actually; those islands aren't big enough to support life past 1 generation. Both couples will most likely die of starvation within a few months

Ooof had a bad flareup stomachache last night. Pretty sure its cause I reintroduced a food into my diet I shouldn't have. Im hoping once this new prescription is approved all of my stomach issues will improve

Average subtitle experience

There are few things as powerful as walking away mid-conversation

Ha ha ha ha ha. Love how the retail price of a medication my dr prescribed was $11,000. My insurance wants a prior authorization from my dr, despite her prescribing it...

It's depression

Hey, maybe instead of just blindly replying to an email with the wrong information, maybe you should actually read it and see what we're looking for

Average queer roadtrip

This screams grooming

*dykg voice* "Did ya know? The reason it hurts when semen gets in your eye is because the sperms are trying to impregnate it"

Tall scary bottom and short silly top

Finished the prep; i think it worked. Tired, sore, and thirsty

The new Fable better let me be a slut and romance several men at a time, or at least have that as a mod

The good news is that I was feeling pretty nauseous this morning but after the first dose of the prep im feeling somewhat better

Gonna be fighting for my life the next 2 hours

Started the colonoscopy prep. Besides gagging, I am bloated and tired

Sometimes I feel a strong need to lay my head in the lap of muscular hairy man

Dang its heckin storming. Also it's darker than it looks. For some reason my phone made it brighter

Been watching the new show Dragon striker, its very anime coded in the best way possible

Welp she just lost re-election

Just found this cool bean on twitch

Might fuck around and live skeet on Saturday while taking the colonoscopy prep meds

Ah, bros on that blood of the youth to stay young diet

I refuse to believe that servals are real

My gastro dr prescribed me a colonoscopy medicine to clear out what she called large constipation, which she thinks is what has been causing all of my stomach issues since the food poisoning. Hopefully this works and I start to feel better again

Every mech anime "We need to build these mecha to make teenagers fight, but its missing something" *random guy* "what if we made it so the pilots felt extreme pain every time they took damage?"

Everytime I watch the Tony performances makes me wish that Broadway musicals were way more accessible to the masses rather than the rich few who can afford to see them

Behold the great and powerful otter wizard

Finally put on antibiotics for something I potentially have. The wait list for the test is 2 months and my dr doesnt want me to wait that long

Welp turns out I've lost 12 pounds in a month and a half from whatever is causing my stomach issues

WookieintheSheets messaged you

Im surprised no fancy company has tried to make bougie frozen pizza rolls

I swear home "influencer" videos are always "my kids want a regular food kids like. Heres what I made instead" and it's the most unappealing looking food I've ever seen that takes like 3 hours

Pro-tip sending a queer person (me) $100 would be super cool and hot and support your local broke homo Venmo: @Ben-Greene-28

Happy pride to me, who i got the creep to stop bothering me by saying he was acting like a predator

So I wonder if someone could do this to Zucks account and make a post saying that "as of today, meta will be selling instagram"

You've been visited by the dog of perversion

Sometimes i wish it was legal to dropkick people

Fun fact; if I tell you im not interested, thats not an invitation to try to pressure me into meeting

Das boots the house down