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It's a good day to toggle 'autoplay gifs and videos' to Off in bsky settings. :/

I think pokemon needs to reintroduce Hisuian pokemon in the mainline games. Like they could be found in like a a deep cave like area 0, or rare regional variants

I cant join ice cause im not a raging nazi

I wish I could find a place to buy Jones soda sunset sarsaparilla or the nuka grape. Its too damn expensive to ship it

I've been doing light weight lifting daily the last 4 days. Cant do intense or heavy workouts cause it my heart.

There needs to be a place called Cheesecake farm and the servers will ask you if youre daddy's little cheesecake pig, if you order a cheesecake

Youtube needs to follow suit

Just found out I may be able to use my fsa to pay down a chunk of what I owe for my dental implant from last year. I was told as long as its for services rendered in 2026 and I still need work done on the implant

If I was a research student or a bored youtuber, id look into the rise of the sexualizing of santa

Fyi

Hey gay men. If youre still sexualizing cops after everything that has happened in the last, well ever. You're a pathetic bootlicking loser, you need to grow up and pick a new fetish.

Just got followed by an ai slop porn account. Blocked and reported twice

Cough cough

It's probably horrible for you, but Oke doke popcorn slaps

We need a resurgence of 80s pop style music. Give me synths

I just need to bury my face in a pair of strong hairy pecs

I crashed out this morning cause someone in my company sent over a document with over 2,000 projects on it and just told me to create them all in a piece of software we use. They gave me None of the information I need to do so and didnt add me to the template. Im going to talk to my boss later

Got some bloodwork and a new urine test done. Hopefully the urologist can figure what's causing these issues

Has anyone ever used factor? I have a promotion through work and was thinking about getting it

So like, are the human muppets actual humans, or are they some kind of subspecies of human?

Only thing im going to say. I want our government to work for us rather than the billionaires

Im sad to say that I have not had a good pancake in years.

True

Remember, you can give your gremlin furs a gun, as a treat

Come to Chicago, we have several things including; bean, pretzels, big ol building that we still call by its old name

EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP! THE MUPPETS ARE COMING BACK FOR A SPECIAL youtu.be/RhtnX51dARs?...

Straight men need to learn that dousing themselves in axe or other body spray doesnt smell good. It makes you smell vile

Some asshole was setting off fireworks for half an hour in the middle of night. I hope your foot itches constantly

Sure love finding out that the repayment issue i had with my fsa from last year is still showing on my account despite resolving it twice

This day 10 years ago I was getting ready to go out to a gay bar for NYE. Tonight I'm getting ready to play video games and sleep

*youth pastor voice* you who else had skibidi rizz? Our man, Jesus "rizzler" christ

I feel attacked

My goal for 2026 and beyond is to get to a healthy weight and eventually get a muscle gut

Babe, what's wrong? You've barely touched your ice udders

Damn, im glad I bought my new one a year and a half ago. I want the slop bubble to explode and every "investor" to lose their fortune

I was "bitten" by a tiger cub when I was 3 (it nibbled on my finger, but I was 3 and it scared me) I twisted 3 vertebrae out of place in college and im still suffering from it Earlier this year I helped save a guy who was stabbed during a road rage incident

Furries are canon in Gumball

Adding protein to a food does not inherently make it healthy

If you don't make a box fort for your cat and name it "fort asshole", do you even love your cat?

"Not now kitten, daddy has work to do". I say as I disassociate for 4 hours

My goal is to get a job that pays me enough to allow me to fly business class often

Cool, sure do love seeing cracks in the drywall in my room. I told my landlord last night and he's going to have our handyman take a look, but it better be soon (tomorrow)

Imagine being the first person to squeeze a lemon. Like "Ugh im so angry I need to crush this lemon. Ayooo, what the fuck is this liquid!???"

Does this to you

Do You have a list of medications you're allergic to on your phone, or are you normal?

I love it when cats give other animals the skibbidipaps as if saying "I could hurt you, but im choosing not to"

Billionaires are soo used to being surrounded by Yes Men, that even if one person criticises them or tells them no, they lose their shit and freak out

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) Kissing: 8 Nipple Play: 10 Sucking: 6 Being sucked: 6 Rimming: 0 Being Rimmed: 0 Fingering: 6 Being Fingered: 0 Toys: 5 BDSM: 0 Piss Play: 0 Dirty Talk: 1 Fisting: 0 Being Fisted: 0 Topping: 7 Bottoming: 0 Cuddling: 10 Stroking: 5 Pit Play: 0 Foot Play: 0

Im shocked I've never seen a gay couple wear shirts that say "I got that dog in me" and "⬆️ that dog"