@nullmyka on the vmo PROTIP: it's ok to contribute smaller or larger sums!

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Happy Pride! Remember why we have it.

“google health” can eat my entire ass give me my shitty fitbit app back you stinkhole dictators

exposure to a single, modern trans woman would have killed freud instantly

One of my pet peeves is hearing someone say something like "God protected me" after a disaster. Such statements made while others died implies selective divine favoritism. Survival is probability and chance exposure. Nobody is chosen. You are not special.

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I wonder if white people peep that when some whitefolk employ the term ‘white trash’ what’s happening there is justification for revocation of status protection & consent manufacture of denial of humanity and rights. That’s how fragile whiteness as a social construct is. So you can just let it go.

I just feel like at this point, asking people "how are you?" during greeting is just so fucking rude

THIS IS MY DILATOR THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE MT DILATOR IS MY BEST FRIEND, IT IS MY LIFE WITHOUT ME MY DILATOR IS NOTHING WITHOUT MY DILATOR IS NOTHING

i wish ice cream trucks played the tetris music

i need this so bad

up thinking about the fact that you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

I wish more cis women understood on this #IWD is that so much of our identity is defined by negativity towards our gender and sense of self And seeing trans women joyfully embrace womanhood and delight in the very things we were taught to hate about ourselves Is remarkable Is healing Is liberation

everyone saying "but but but dst saves daylight!!! i want more daylight!!!" has a baby's understanding of the world and of public health

never kill yourself

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky. Block on sight. Protect your digital space. Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them. The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

describe your bsky account in a single image

this guy knows he's not white, right? like white supremacists use his last name as a racial slut not white? right?..

they really missed out by not rebranding it to Ejaculate & Evacuate 😢

Another morning, another complete lack of a tank

If I controlled an animation studio- any animation studio- I would jump both feet forth. Alas- for good or bd- I do not.

people who have run a marathon: how do you not get bored like halfway through? follow up question, if i think i will get bored halfway through, should i change my goal to half-marathon?

If you're a cis person who wants to be kind to your trans and nonbinary friends right now, please do not forward us links to stories about trans people being abused, having their rights taken away, or living in fear. We already know. A friendly "hey I hope you're OK" is much more helpful. 💖

Apropos of nothing in particular, here's Walt Disney's testimony to HUAC in 1947, where he named employees he believed were communists, condemned labor unions, and accused "commie" groups, including the League of Women Voters, of smearing him. 🗃️ archive.org/details/walt...

a bit late to the party but did they use chatgpt to write season 3 of #startrek #snw? i get the trek has always been very hand wavy but the whole season jist feels like they're making up new things to wave their hands at instead of actually writing a tv show.

sometimes i come across a really cute Internet video and I'm like, "oh i should send this to someone." but then I'm like, "mmm no. this one is just for me. 😈"

is there a word for when you try to think about getting a job and your brain is just like, "nah, it'd be better if you just killed yourself." because that's literally what happens to me. like, not really even suicidal - just about participating in capitalism at a level considered mandatory by most.

vulcans = bitchy romulans = cunty

it is a hate crime that google didn't warn me the new update changes the battery and network icons to look like they're on she children's toy.

"Despite what right-wing influencers want you to believe, liberals actually hate political violence." but you see, I'm a leftist. 🥳🍹

i thought those were weird ants until bluey informed me, "it's a witchetty grub family." until i proceed watching the episode, i have no way of knowing if this is made up nonsense kids say or if these strange creatures actually exist. #austrailia

This is a petard. It's a bomb that you'd place against a door to blow the door in. If you fucked up, you'd get blown up too. That was getting hoisted by your own petard Fun fact: petard comes from the latin verb for fart, pedere. Shakespeare was making a fart joke.

hey y'all, make sure to leave some white people tacos or for George W Bush tonight so he'll leave a barrel of oil under your 9/11 shrine!! youtu.be/ljrIFqbmKp8?...

s2g the only reason the walgreens app blocks screenshots is so they can fucking gaslight me

i bought these dates because when i read the name i heard @shanemadej.bsky.social say it in my head

when your venmo balance is based 😇

if only Data hadn't learned severe insecurity before all the other emotions...

putting on a bra at 4:00pm just to feel like i might go out and do something today but knowing i probably won't

wake up! put on your sex pants!! we are having sex!!!

@samreich.bsky.social linkedin?? with how into labor rights dropout is supposed to be, getting into a sponsorship deal with a company that actively fucks over workers is like what the fuck dude

ONE OF THE PARTIES LITERALLY WANTS ME DEAD. I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT ME FUCKING DEAD. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME PSYPOST?

🔴LIVE View of My Butthole

i would do terrible things for a movie about drake and vasquez before the sulaco went to lv-426 like i want them having deep conversations about gender and queerness and solid canonical proof that drake is a bottom.

omg what if they try to do a weekend at Bernie's after he dies 😯