we’re smoking straight moonglove. i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid. Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.

Mega Bloks CEO seen purchasing two bottles of tequila and a handgun

This is a tough one for them with the midterms coming up. Swing voters love being shot in the face

right the issue with the nazis is that they're rude when they shoot women in the street and do an ethnic cleansing you fucking bozo you goddamned maroon you absolute fucking clown

The ICE budget has increased 350%+ under the Trump administration and now that people are being murdered in the street, the Dem plan seems to be to increase that budget even more for better training

I love how this admin tries to do the edgy wreathed in shadow photo thing but then you'll read the text and it will be like "STRIKING BACK AGAINST ICE CREAM HAVING TOO MANY SPRINKLES"

it's my perogative to never let disney forget they cared more about appeasing trump and his base of antagonistic adults than giving 20 minutes of space to trans children

Rusty, a one-month-break allegory.

the thing I find most interesting about this is the implication that Twitter is for right wingers. Like, of course, that is true. It's obviously true, we all know that, but everyone's just stopped pretending. It is a "speech app" for their "political opponents", no attempt to even pretend otherwise

i love "this is a vile lie. what i actually said was the vile lie"

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

The contempt Democrats have for their own voters feels like something unrivaled in the history of politics. Millions of people screaming "Abolish ICE" in their faces and they're like a bad improv troupe going "I think I heard 'more training' over there" because that was what they already had written

Been animating the critters in Monsterpatch, dunno if I've shown any of that off #pixelart

if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha

Patty, a woman observer in Minneapolis, was abducted from a car by federal agents today. She was released and talked about her experience in custody. An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead." [@statuscoupnews.bsky.social Please clip this for Bsky?]

deeply beside the point but i'm livid about the way he refers to good's partner as her friend

We literally don’t need ICE for anything

world's a fuck, share an island

“organized gangs of wine moms”

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

The latest HR nonsense: A gay man in Utah attends a watch party for the gay hockey show wearing a “Gay AF” t-shirt & is forced to leave the bar because multiple women complained to management about the presence of a man who they feared might get turned on by the TV show.

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

Older take on Testament I still fancy

One annoying effect of burnout is it became impossible to be creative unless it's *for* something. Like I can't motivate myself to draw unless it's going to be used for a DND campaign or whatever. I can't just make fanart anymore because what's it for. Which sucks

I want a hamburger and french fries. Fucked up 😔

Bat!

I put our little Jace boy on a proxy for fun. #mtg #alter

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

Just a little something to take the edge off

Punk Gobbo Complete

People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.

Every day I brew a new deck to put tibalt in and every day I smile down at him while goldfishing and say "wow he's really bad."

I want a hamburger and french fries. Fucked up 😔

This card is beautiful

YES... YES

big fan of these women things

dawg, i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.

How did you guys like SilkSong? 🪡 #pixelart

i want to see millions of immigrants kicked the fuck out of the united states. but humanely

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

I know we are all the frogs being boiled but, when it really hits you, the question of 'should the world's largest producer of CSAM be banned' and the governments response is to just flop around. This situation is absolutely crazy.

New year, new cards! This time with full names and effects. Putting together a working card game prototype soon! What do you think of the style? #cardgame #boardgame #indiegame #tcg #pokemon #highlandcows #diorama #pixelart