Sorry we haven’t hung out, I gotta use the only 20 min of break I get a day to furiously smoke weed in the bathroom and not cry before returning back to the horrors

Greek pottery alter hand painted after a terracotta lekythos (oil flask) ca. 420 B.C.

I miss having a Xyris deck but you can only own so many token decks that are part voltron and part card draw and part impact tremors

Appreciate all the content creators on insta shitting on the trek mtg set, it’s nice to know who to unfollow

MANDY (2018)

Seriously you people (all 11 of you that see my posts) have no fugging idea how excited I am to have a deck filled with Borg, Necrons, Decepticons, Daleks, Cybermen & Doombots. 12 year old me is absolutely loving this. Krang and Ultron just chilling? Hell yeah

This is the most excited I’ve ever been for a universes bound magic set, all the haters can fuck off via warp-9

Primary every fucking Democrat who releases a statement that includes the phrase “while we disagreed on a lot of things…”

“Verify your age” I remember when you could smoke in McDonald’s

Made entirely from cards bopthe from my binder and by taking apart my naya dino typal and two monogreen decks: Rhonas & Gargos Have a version on Arena, and I played this against my son last night and it was super fun piloting it. This, and monogreen elves are now my only 2 mono-g decks

I need get a way to have enough frivolous money that I can pay an alterist to turn Adrix and Nev into Smoke and Stack

Rewatched Sinners tonight and it has to firmly be in my top 20 favorite movies at this point

My generation was brought up on Pokemon (follow your dreams) and Dragonball Z (you have no limits). Your generation was brought up on Fortnite (buy a cool hat) and Roblox (buy a cool hat).

THE ACKROOMS

My wife and I had our first date together 23 years ago today Madly in love with her

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

I’m not trying to anger the swifties I promise but the sheer amount of coverage, already, regarding this incredibly mayonnaise, veiled-trad-wife-promoting wedding is fucking awful. I don’t care about the guest list of the person who flies to their local Buckees in a private Boeing

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

This'll probably be a super long shot, but after Ron's passing I was looking through his Magic portfolio and came to the realization that he's done a lot of work I love, but I don't have much in decks, and I'd like to change that. If anyone has a signed foil Spy Network, I'd love one for Talrand

Sony is taking this away from us

Any mutuals interested in a sealed Necron Dynasties precon with a damaged box? I've been sitting on this for a while and need to recoup some costs from the basement flood last month. (damage to box is unrelated, one corner is a little smashed) I'm thinking $325 shipped OBO.

@samwisespamgee.bsky.social is a heckuva cool dude

companies on july 1st

Fuck this timeline

Hey you! Cool person reading this! Do you live near Albany NY? You should get a tattoo from my awesome wife www.instagram.com/p/DaLJCBoxpB...

Gonna go with: Flying, mutate, persist, foretell, offspring, overload

Warhol BoP.

This is fucking amazing and @milkbean.bsky.social should feel amazing for making it

If you have under a thousand followers and you can’t be bothered to follow me back, even if you just mute my account afterward, then I unfollow you a day later. Not to sound like an old fart, but the term social media starts with the word social, without reciprocation its hero worship and fuck that

If you receive a weird Discord DM from me requesting money, do not ignore it. I have not been hacked. You should consider giving me your money.

Clown ass dystopia

I don’t want to play games made by AI and I’m afraid that all of the studios laying off employees means that will be our only option in the future for new content.

I was raised on these streets

RIP Ron Spears Honestly one of my favorite Magic artists, his unique style will be missed

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

I don’t really give a lot of credence to zodiac stereotypes anyway but these are a huge swing & a miss

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

the lesson of the second Trump presidency is the President can do whatever the fuck he wants and the next democratic president will have a lot of explaining to do when they pretend they've been thwarted by the Senate Parliamentarian or whoever

Author Wishes She Hadn't Blown Personal Tragedy On First Book https://theonion.com/author-wishes-she-hadnt-blown-personal-tragedy-on-first-1819566064/

There will be blood, Daniel day-Lewis

MySpace: used html coding to completely customize my profile. Shoved so much geocities-esque bullshit into it; here’s a custom Klingon background I made in photoshop, uploaded to photobucket & then made my background. Hope you wanted to hear Spiders by SOAD because it autoplays when you open my page

I hate being in late stage capitalism and the end of America as we know it just going through the motions, I was depressed before all of this was so incredibly noticeable Love my kids but hate that I’m subjecting them to this timeline of pedophiles and endless wars so billionaires gain more $

If you see this post your bird art Catbirb