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Oh my fucking God I was put on this planet because my parents fucked. That's it. I'm so sick of this protestant work ethic "we live to toil" shit leave me the fuck alone. I was put on this earth to live and die and hopefully not be a piece of shit in between those two points.

It’s Jadzia now, thanks.

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“Y’see, when our employees first came to us with this union business, we thought it was a phase. Like all children, our employees would of course be rowdy and unruly at times, but deep down we knew we were all a family and it would all blow over.”

I have the components for my Blech deck and my Sophia Dogged Detective deck out for delivery and I’m so deflated after yesterday I’m not even getting that tiny wisp of dopamine from it that I sorely need to continue living among the horrors of 2026

When I was a kid my entire life’s goal was to work for WOTC; now I would kindly like to remind everyone that tons of places such as makeplayingcards.com exist and you can come to my house with your own proxies and play me anytime

Forever and always my favorite tokens produced by magic creatures

Pretty serendipitous Magic deck build moment: Needed to steal my Caretaker's talent from my Elminster deck, looked through my bulk to find a new card that sang to me for it; found an Ancient Gold Dragon; realized Elminster didn't have on in it and in it went

I had the opportunity to help create 5 new basic land cards (like this Island) that will be sold on Arena in June to raise money to protect Rainforests and Barrier Reefs! Each card is inspired by some of the Magic found in our natural world. Read more here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-...

happy pride! i edit an online literary magazine called beestung that's for two-spirit, non-binary, and genderqueer writers and readers. you can support me by reading us and sharing what we're doing. we're also open for new work for The Pleasure Issue! beestungmag.com

If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.

This user is pansexual but has been in a heterosexual relationship for 23 years with a Demi/pan wifey. Happy Pride Month y’all

Hand painted Nausicaä Inexorable Tide.

Whenever you criticize Democrats they always assume you're team trump. It's fucking weird and predictable

Homebrew ttrpg idea where you’re all Pokémon set in a timeline where all the humans died out and Pokémon are becoming the dominant species and mewtwo is awakened as the big bad and wants to rule via authoritarian means and you have to quest to find the last pokeball to trap him in

Marvel Characters I want to appear on magic cards (my favorite characters) Cosmic ghostrider Ghost rider 2099 Night crawler spiderman Onslaught Adam X World war/planet/gladiator hulk Beta ray bill Death Alligator Loki Chamber Eon or epoch as a planet/creature Danger Dazzler Vampire jubilee

Was a lovely laid back day of hanging with the kiddos, snuggling the wifey, making delicious foods, smoking a couple joints, taking a nap and organizing cards

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Every like year and a half I go “maybe Reddit isn’t so bad” and then use it for about ten days and by the end of it I realize I was once again totally wrong

This is exactly what they do when they say shit about cultures we bomb; “oh why do lgbtq+ people want an end to this ethnic cleansing? They’d stone you to death in the street” They hate differences until they can be wielded like a cudgel

$2.5 trillion well spent.

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

I never know if I should post these because I’m not sure if it’s performative or not; allies are just allies without having to loudly proclaim it; but either way it’s still a sentiment vociferously shared by me so here it is

It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as: - America is good - the military is good - military contractors are good - billionaires are good - heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society

Aloy, Despite the Nora 🏹 Horizon Zero Dawn fanart, 2023

The Saints of Newark is a fantastic fucking movie and you're all just still sad Gandolfini is dead (I'm still sad too, but this movie is seriously amazing and underrated and cast aside)

Since Phlage’s prices are gonna tank, now’s the time to pick one up for your Quintorious decks

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

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I hate capitalism for shit like this. Why should we make the customers happy? It might make us have 17.8 billion dollars in profit instead of 18 billion! The shareholders will riot!! You plebians should fight with scalpers and bots. mtgrocks.com/mtg-print-to...

Fate will find a way!

Adam, perpetually exhausted father 3bg Instead of paying a Cumulative upkeep cost, you may instead put a -1/-1 counter on Adam. Remove a counter: from Adam: tap Adam and put a +1/+1 counter on a creature with base power and toughness 1/1 2/4

Everyone calling everyone gay all the time. Random nut punches The food dyes and microplastics my body will be fighting against forever Therapy being looked at like the plague Men uttering the phrase “if there’s grass on the field play ball” MH stigmas that still persist to this day Kid rock

Clicking both CE and C on the calculator, just to be sure.

"You're telling me you don't have alt accounts where you hate-follow people or like/repost yourself?" No, but it's probably because I'm not an insane person?

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

My entire lifetime has seen Republicans benefit from every structural bias in the system: two republican presidents elected while losing the popular vote,the senate being biased towards small rural conservative states,house and state legislatures being heavily gerrymandered, and a captured SCOTUS.