"Tap again to exit" is a hostage situation

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Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

My interview with @brynhammond.bsky.social is up at Grimdark!

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

As Doug Bowser announces his upcoming retirement we need to hold space for the miracle of a man named Bowser coming to be President of Nintendo of America in our time.

Good morning. Happy Friday. Fuck the president. Abolish ICE.

My cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to take away every boy’s phone and young man’s phone, then force them to get together to play Goldeneye and Mario Party in a basement for hours on end. Bingo bango, problem solved.

Don't you see? Lindsey's just in it for the camp

ordering DoorDash whilst awaiting Ascension

Kind of surreal that a government official was caught taking a $50,000 cash bribe and there's not even a question that he will continue serving as it nothing ever happened. Like even the most basic standards of public accountability are a joke.

is this not just kidnapping?

LOL

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein. www.jezebel.com/only-an-idio...

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Hell with this. I'm goin' LARPin'. 🧙🏽‍♂️

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

real macho man we got here. threat neutralized soldier, good job. looks like you really needed that call of duty max loadout

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

State Sen Jabari Brisport says federal agents on the 10th floor “zip tied the doors closed and then used duct tape to cover any cracks for people to see.” “And then, they laughed.”

While we're here: they were *not* dead the whole time.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

In Metal Gear Solid (1998), when fighting the Hind D helicopter, you're advised to keep track of its location by listening to the stereo panning. But if you've set "Sound" to "Monaural" in the Options menu, you get this exclusive addition. . .

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The whole problem, Klein, is that they don't want to live with you, they want to kill you, & you refuse to accept this. You cannot coexist with people whose political program requires your destruction or that of your neighbors. You cannot trick them into being good citizens with superficial comity.

We have handed the absolute worst people in this nation power and they delight in flaunting their wickedness and cruelty, not least because they think they can turn the world against us and leave us without allies or safe harbor. They see themselves as our jailors.

please do not allow this shooting to unfairly color your opinion of people who text like they're writing a letter home from the civil war

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Since life has been lifeing a lot as of late and my readings in both classes have been depressing, I am reading for pleasure. I started a fab book by Susana M. Morris. She has written Positive Obsession, which is a bio on Octavia Butler. Go get your copies! www.harpercollins.com/products/pos...

It was in fact neither thing

Oh, good! / Ah, well, nevertheless.

Playing WoW and listening to 12.5 hours of Bowie

Exhausted by monsters.

I forgot to put in PTO to observe the holiday 😔

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

See the other thing about working for the New York Times is that means not having a real editor who will say “are you sure you wanna do that?” And actually, editors are good Anyway, Ezra Klein now on record saying one of the 21st century’s most ardent white supremacists did politics the right way