🎵ooo-wee-ooo im just like shinji ikari 🎵oh-oh and this robot is my mom

Fuck ICE, go to shoebox, be gay

I fucking love Denton

Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.

omg they were pridemates

ceos are always being like “i loooove shoving radioactive waste up my ass. can’t get enough of it. guys look how much radioactive waste i can fit in my rectum. next quarter we will be doubling the amount of radioactive waste in my poophole. we are making record profits”

okay back to regularly scheduled asking politely for mutual aid

what you need to adjust your vibrations today is this song from the album with the greatest cover, of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzDE...

Also, fuck iona forever.

I'll be so real I thought they had already unbanned biorhythym

unban primetime but only for possums named Kristen who just want to jam mazes end into decks that shouldn't run mazes end please and thank you (In all seriousness idk what's happening today, but please be fucking normal. It's a card game. A card game I love dearly! But still a card game)

dude like i love Internet so much and i fucking hate what tech bros have done to it in the last 5 years (or longer if we're going to throw social media and the the app-ification of everything into the mix) i miss personal websites and forums and not having instant gratification

Got the big Calvin and Hobbes collection and it is bananas that Watterson dropped one of the best strips of all time within a month of starting the comic

"Oh boneless wings are just chicken nuggets with sauce on them" AND????? THEY'RE AMAZING. DO NOT DISMISS MY SAUCY CHICKEN NUGGETS.

A missing farmhand may be cows for alarm

Hi again, everyone. My job hunt is not going well in the slightest, and my partner absolutely cannot afford to cover all our bills by herself, so I'm coming back to humbly ask for help. I'm so exhausted and so embarrassed I have to keep doing this, but I need the help. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n

P A U P E R

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

Hey I know there’s a bunch of other fundraisers going on rn. Mines ending at 8pm est tonight

HRT injection + a bong rip call that the tranny speedball

you're taking injections to affect your penis size for your "gender" I'm taking injections to affect my penis size for the love of the game we are not the same

Does she have general anxiety disorder or does she just have an internet connection

BREAKING: Judge Called To Magic Potluck Over 7-Layer Dip commandersherald.com/judge-called...

Opening 5 commission slots for February in order to fund art supplies and token printing fees for Shoebox. $50+price of card if I don't own a copy. Includes shipping straight to you. These will likely be the only commissions I take through March because of time. DM to claim, share if u can!

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

need

Selling some cards to get through the next couple of weeks. DM me if interested. Will be adding more later along with alters. Using tcgplayer prices. Gandalf $10 Animar $40 Rin and Seri (foil) $20 Sauron (foil) $10 Anim Pakal (foil) $5 Teferi (bird) $10 Teferi (foil) $8 Qasali Slingers $7

the duality of man knows no bounds

Communists seeing their claims about the global bourgeoisie once again proven right only for the public to go “omg Alex Jones and the conspiracy theorists were right!”

Realistically I don't see a lot coming off the commander ban Iist. Biorhytm can probably come off safely, everything else should proooooobably stay on. Doesn't mean that I dont want to do bullshit with primetime, but I cannot be trusted. I am the evil green player who wants all the lands.

i'm sorry i'm still like reeling from this like ive always felt that the movement was astroturfed to hell and back and like like bro it's just chaser bullshit all the way down

happy black history month! watch a movie made by black people read a book written by black people play a game designed by black people do *something*

I’m not allowed to safely use a public bathroom because a literal island of pedophiles said trans people might be sketchy. … and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.

How the fuck can i just go about my day like.... what the fuck. A fucking coordinated effort just to make sure I dont have rights so that people can explot me. And I'm expected to just go about my life as if this shit isn't happening? I just want to live. Is that so much to ask?

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

how are we supposed to pretend to be normal around cis people who have no idea this is happening.

1v1 me irl bro

We’re almost at half of the goal and I cannot express how much this has meant to me! Please please help me help my boy!

The Kendrick Lootmar piece sold! Sorry to post it again, but it's snowing more today and I haven't been able to leave the house and work in over a week, and rent is due on Monday. Any shares are helpful, I can even go down on the price if needed. #mutualaid #mtgcommunity #artsky #commissionsopen

TREASURE THOSE THAT FEEL LIKE HOME TELL A FRIEND THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THEM TONIGHT

Received an updated estimate from the vet of about $3.5k. I know there’s a chance of it going higher and I’m freaking out slightly. But I just want him to be ok. To be safe and healthy. Please if you can spare anything at all for Leo, I will be eternally grateful. 🥹 ko-fi.com/rathousepr/g...

Hey yall, long thread incoming. I don't have the means to send very much money to help out in MN but I have art, a following, $20, and a lot of fucking anger so I'm gonna be raffling off these 3 alters. Entry will be off of proof of a $20+ donation to one of the orgs or funds listed below 1/4

I am commissionless at the moment. Peep the pinned post if you'd like to change that. The fact that rent is due is unrelated. #artsky #alters #mtgcommunity #commissionsareopen

a gangster government cowering in fear of a decrepit man, misery incarnate, himself terrified of the long black shadow of his life behind him, one riddled with crime and a deep hatred of other people, a man with no virtue, no soul, a man of nothing, a specter.

#goblinweek day 6 Meet my boy Montgomery! I haven't done much needle felting in a while, but as always, the blood price was paid