everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up

not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident

there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

"come with your kids, leave with your kids. that's the EU difference!"

ive been giggling incessantly over this for weeks

Dogbert has been executed by firing squad

this is genuinely incredible

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

one if the ice agents is named Elizabeth Clit Zerfing??

watching Dark Angel, the 2002 james cameron tv show. maybe its awesome. im 5 minutes in

i’m noticing that he didn’t deny that he’s a pedophile protecter…

god that's so funny. Dilbert did not have a mouth

Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...

Please boost so this guy doesnt have to pay for another person breaking his leg

I was wondering myself how to tell the difference was between a warrant signed by a judge and an "administrative warrant" issued by ICE which you can ignore. Helpful

warning

mamdani's doing richard scarry socialism. every time he appears on camera i feel like the little worm in an apple car should be right near by in a lush tableau of municipal services just out of frame

If you're a young person you have no idea how long we've all been listening to Small Government and Liberty stuff from the right. Nobody at all believed any of it lol

my nth attempt to uma-lized 🔴

never forget the princess diana ps4 theme

DEAD END DOT COM // it’s complicated

haircut. i am immune to charge type attacks and heavy type attacks. my health pool is 100 billion

Brutally funny for him to say this and it turns out the ICE agent was basically Captain Gun and a firearms instructor.

The list of people who abstractly want you broken is long. The list of people who want to see you, specifically you, broken is one or two or three people long. The ambient hatred may feel personal but it is not and you are not its target the moment you are out of the floodlights.

Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

Real lawyer reacts to his shit getting sucked on, i mean absolutely slobbered on

day five of Nancy

jonathan ross, owner and proprietor of the poughkeepsie educational toy store of wooden shit that sucks: oh boy, 200 new friend requests

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

My son...

where they are now: malcolm: crypto rug pull reese: podcaster dewey: transgender noise pop artist

あくび。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Yawn. Excuse me.

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