(Caution: Serious Jerking) She's Got Such A Skinny And Slender Body We're Worried She's Going To Break! A Ribcage-Baring Yoga Fuck Fest! Ichika Matsumoto

The Amazing Digital Serkis

Hot women in your area HAVE DIED 🪦🪦🪦 Press X to help them get to Hot Heaven 🌹💋🪽 Hot Heaven? What does that sound like? 🔥😈👹 Whoopsie! Good luck up there with all the uggos and God, you huge bitch

[making no effort to catch up on the discourse] girth of the author

Me (Osmosis Jones and friends absolutely at war inside my body because I kissed my dog on the nose): A little trick I like to do is wash my hands before opening a can of pop :)

hey man, i'm busy

we need thousands more of this guy and thousands less of the kinds of guys we do have

never fuck a calarts chick; that pussy was off model!!

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL the essay deadass starts with "it is unknowable through what lens and mentality daisuke operated when he declared that bridget was a girl" i am going to Throw Up

It's really shocking that a young woman who had such a strong career, starring in multiple films, died of poverty while Disney sucked the marrow of one of her movies to the tune of $1 billion. When we say socialism or barbarism: this what barbarism looks like.

Yeah, I'll wait to catch this one on streaming...

Hold the Z key to lez out with your opponent.

Anyway, here's my favorite moment from the Heisei films.

muppet catch-22

the lesson of the second Trump presidency is the President can do whatever the fuck he wants and the next democratic president will have a lot of explaining to do when they pretend they've been thwarted by the Senate Parliamentarian or whoever

Pushes a member of the national guard into the sludge pool and they just straight up dissolve

lead-lined cage #penisundetectable

The Comedic Gamer: Now this is a game thats good for a laugh. Definitely play this one if you want a giggle or two!

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

Damn Daniel With Faint Praise

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

some of you need to read capital so you can learn about The Amazing Dividend Surplus

i had a vision

embellished with all the gay flags of all the known nations of the world

I think I like the direction Goblin America is headed.

I like how in 2026 our trans theorists of colour are concerning themselves with cutting-edge relevant questions on the topic of gender like "how much should we blame non-binary people for the current state of affairs" and "lesbophobia is fine when we do it in a trans way right"

"you cant buy happiness" is a warning for rich people not for normal people. if youre not the kind of freak who makes or inherits millions you can absolutely buy yourself some happiness

Used to be, if you got yelled at at the grocery store, you'd have to rush home to look up the word "galoot" in the dictionary. Now you can just google it through tears outside in the parking lot

im glad he's feeling better these days but he knows we can't see his lovely smile with the bag on right (joke residuals to go @melody.pet)

Build a House in Tiny-Huge Island While it's Small and Sell it When it's Big

Do Whatever You Want All The Time

Found the most powerful image on YouTube

the future of entertainment

1/3 of the game industry has lost their job in the last two years. Ubisoft closed two more studios today. Everyone is out of work. To that end I'm starting a new bundle to benefit a layoffs hardship fund. Game devs: please consider submitting your PAID games to the bundle, which will launch in July.

lol

A 22-year-old just got a $30 million investment valuing his new futures exchange at $300 million. He graduated Stanford, wrote for Thiel's Stanford Review, interned at Andreessen Horowitz. His mom? Pro-crypto Sen. Gillibrand, D-NY. Bipartisan capture in full bloom. fortune.com/2026/06/18/t...