Please kill me

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

damn girl are you 200 goombas? because you are stacked to illegitimate levels

this is like the third time a studio has pulled this excuse when including genAI and it's the third time i've had to say that this issue of genAI placeholder assets is redundant because game devs had a more intuitive solution 30 years ago

getting the voice training that makes you sound like an early-2000s pop-punk vocalist

The first vibrator wands that reach 100 years old and become tsukumogami are gonna go cracy

Tough loss for High Point, but sometimes you just run into a more prayed-up opponent.

that oughta do it

Saddest short story For sale: cuck chair. Never fucked

👍

Theres a new sherif in town.... #deer 🦌

i have been awe of this shit for days. every part of it feels wrong in some way designed to compensate for the last part being wrong. the pipe, which despite a pipe being overall wrong for the look is still very much the incorrect kind of pipe, is a thing of beauty all by itself

It would be so "swagalicious" if my tummy didn't try to fucking invert itself every few days no matter how good my diet is

My son, xXxSlayerxXx, orders a big frothy glass of cum at every restaurant. When the waiter objects he says, "problem?" and makes this horrible face. I hate him with all my heart.

feeling comfy and loved and beautiful in a dying world

thank you for being my friend again and again and again and again (1/2)

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

I'm the t-girl detective. I'm hard-boiled because my egg cracked directly into a sizzling hot pan. I was going to call myself "the transvestigator" but apparently that's something different idk

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

what's highguard?

Man, don't you hate it when a remake or remaster drastically changes things from the original game? Heinous. Unthinkable. Unacceptable.

[being strapped into the electric chair] Are you mad at me?

Frutiger Gyro

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Unstuck her!

There’s always more of us then there are of them.

Had a vision.

the spy

anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

Poker Night 3

a genre of post i miss from the everything platform is fortnite leakers who dont know shit about anything

A "Metaverse Engagement Officer" once cornered me on a tram in Toronto to tell me "digital land is the future"

Roses are red my twin wasnt indicted

i would love to get pre-emptively banned from a country i have no desire to ever visit. just wake up one morning to the announcement that me and estonia have an undisclosed beef

FOLKS,

she unlock the door to my thingdom hearts? she uhm she put bugs in me? f.. fuck.. uhh uhmm.. i used to be a nobody before she found my heart????