estrogen couldnt have saved me, but it could save you. take the jab today

I got to this part of Silksong

audino doodle

tempt them back to room with banana

co—star really said “get to jorkin”

women <3 #art

u wouldn’t survive 1v1 w me

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife.

i am tired of earth. these people. i am tired of their exploding kittens and fluency in sarcasm

yeah i think this is pretty much what richard garfield intended

isnt this that game yall like this week

Rumors of my dick were greatly exaggerated

i sometimes have arcade game longplays running as background noise and the spider-man arcade game came up which means it's time to post this again

MHWs & FF14

Bro I know you got a tummy ache but you remember that Roko's Basilisk thing I told you about? Yeah well it turns out it also future-tortures anyone who flakes on going to the horseshoes tournament at the park

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

Bet fans of Brandonella Salmonella are sooooo proud they helped make this happen.

[misunderstanding the saying entirely] princess, I think we're going to need more than two graves for your revenge?

I found a gif that shows my Minecraft play style

Debating whether or not to drink my weed cider to see if it can overwhelm my vaccine headache

your most faithful companion is ready for adventure! :3 #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv #monsterhunter #monsterhunterwilds

secretary hesgeth keeps threatening to telefrag jd vance and jd vance spends most mornings locked in the bathroom crying because he thinks it's an actionable threat that can be performed in real life

cat: :3 me: aww cat: :2….. :1……. me: woah woah ok hold on now

just read the entire library of babel, kind of a lengthy read but if you have the time I highly recommend it

I get fuck-all from sales of these but there's still some designs on my old Teepublic store I think are fun. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3030... www.teepublic.com/user/tashepard

How it feels to tell your friend trying to get into Touhou what came out before embodiment of the scarlet devil

lucario tf for @alyssawurt.bsky.social

Out: body count In:

brand new spell

ウィッチちゃん好き

Don't even worry.

This is really funny and is absolutely the consequence of turning art into slop.

Saw a blurb for an upcoming trans YA novel and it reminded me why YA is a wasteland Buddy, if in writing a genre fiction werewolf story you posit becoming a werewolf is a /bad/ transition outcome, you are /weak/

did you guys know that just 2 marijuana joints can contain more concentrated THC than one

every news day is fun for me in particular. i'm like a stonks guy checking to see how my stonks are doing only what i'm trying to figure out is whether i gotta go on the lam before the government invents a reason to bury me personally in a cornfield

tactical nexus patch notes never stop being incredible

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I didn't know @korpspropaganda.bsky.social had a dogsona