of course she has pronouns and a

im always saying this

Close enough, welcome back Mirror's Edge

LET ME TAKE OVER CONTROL

bored out of my mind hitting this maneuver in the FC ward earlier

I got my gf into ff14 but she doesn't have very much time to play and ive been holding off advancing MSQ on my alt without her As a side effect, I've started playing with limitations of not being able to teleport or use the MB for crafts, and doin lots of fishing Im practicing MMO Mindfulness lmao

spheal ball run #jjba #steelballrun #pokemon

there's nowhere else to go. 🦋

RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.

Six sevennnn #deadlock

The purpose of it/its pronouns is projecting a hostile aura field that lets you find out if someone you come into contact with is a loser bitch baby who starts screaming and kicking if you're at all something they're not expecting

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

Several of you on this website I'm afraid

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Baseball vampire

oh my god this is extremely funny

You drew her with huge breasts? Her back must hurt! She must let out little groans of discomfort and rest her massive jiggly rack on tables and beg you to press your fists against the softness of her lower back to crack it before she collapses into a chair and unhooks her overflowing bra so that sh-

Please kill me

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

damn girl are you 200 goombas? because you are stacked to illegitimate levels

this is like the third time a studio has pulled this excuse when including genAI and it's the third time i've had to say that this issue of genAI placeholder assets is redundant because game devs had a more intuitive solution 30 years ago

getting the voice training that makes you sound like an early-2000s pop-punk vocalist

The first vibrator wands that reach 100 years old and become tsukumogami are gonna go cracy

Tough loss for High Point, but sometimes you just run into a more prayed-up opponent.

that oughta do it

Saddest short story For sale: cuck chair. Never fucked

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Theres a new sherif in town.... #deer 🦌

i have been awe of this shit for days. every part of it feels wrong in some way designed to compensate for the last part being wrong. the pipe, which despite a pipe being overall wrong for the look is still very much the incorrect kind of pipe, is a thing of beauty all by itself

It would be so "swagalicious" if my tummy didn't try to fucking invert itself every few days no matter how good my diet is

My son, xXxSlayerxXx, orders a big frothy glass of cum at every restaurant. When the waiter objects he says, "problem?" and makes this horrible face. I hate him with all my heart.

feeling comfy and loved and beautiful in a dying world

thank you for being my friend again and again and again and again (1/2)

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

I'm the t-girl detective. I'm hard-boiled because my egg cracked directly into a sizzling hot pan. I was going to call myself "the transvestigator" but apparently that's something different idk

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

what's highguard?