"Tone, you're telling me this cyclone is made out of bombs?"

Not without a purpose, not without a fight.

The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")

Yup. We turned a lot of dirt. Same as it ever was.

Here's an old family favorite to wish you a very merry Christmas if that's your thing.

*slams window open* Scrooge: "You there boy, what day is it?" Urchin: "Why, it's-" *thwick* The guinea piece cleanly passes through the Urchin's skull. Scrooge has risen to wreak a most terrible vengeance.

Big believer in Sump'n Claus.

There ought to be a medal.

These declines are MASSIVE. And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING. “Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?” THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it. Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.

Absolutely amazing leap forward in aviation technology. Hopefully the only necessary aircraft (A-10 Avenger) will be equipped with it soon.

Hey, I know none of the players involved but I was never going to trust someone named "Hans von Spakovsky."

There's a lot to be sad about these days, but this one really jumps out of the stack for me. Such a talented man, and I can only assume he didn't know how appreciated he was.

In the army of Babylon I'm young Al Capone.

"boy nobody loves"

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"Do you even know any Jews, Boyd?"

"Bad spaghetti house"

Ball coming atcha? You catch it, or you knock it down.

Even if we haven't practiced something in a while, you can't say "dust off" on comms, guys. We can't tell if it's in all caps.

Baruch dayan ha'emet to a real one. Rob Reiner, you made the world better with your art.

Cool. Cool cool cool. I think we're alright on news and bsky today. See you tomorrow.

Good job, Navy. Try not to turn into weird-ass SWOs.

Here's to the rubble, a brick through every window. A casket buried 6 feet deep for everybody's heroes.

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I'm of a certain age. I don't know what a "Markiplier" is, and I will work hard not to find out.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

AI has allowed everyone to show us they ass

We reject the disrespectful comments Mr. Tarantino recently made towards Paul Dano's performsnces. Paul is as fine an actor as he is a human gradually turning into Charlie Brown.

THE BOAT WAS HEADED TO SURINAME, NOT THE US, BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS.

They're out there running our government and peddling racist lies and we'll never rest again until every Nazi dies.

I hope everybody had a great Whack Business Wednesday.

Hillary Clinton shut the fuck up challenge

1. This is not what fog of war means. 2. There is no war 3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over 4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.

Gen Z be like: It's giving... Tuesday.

"This is still ostensibly an operational military unit, right?"

We cannot do this, and we cannot offer quarter to anybody who does.

A very Bluesky moment.

Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.

@amerrill2.bsky.social Just put my son to sleep with the Goodbye Song. Thank you, man. Some things like your art span generations.

But that's not what this song is about. This is a song about the war.

Respect the long ball game.

@thelouvreof.bsky.social come get your boy