All punk rock since "Scotty Doesn't Know" is derivative and haram. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Let's recap: -no flu shots, good luck bitches -now you kids can carry pistols on base -if you can't check your own T, grab a battle buddy and check each other -no Black generals -no girls allowed in the tree fort -AI! -Jan 6th is good, June 6th is morally ambiguous

what if we as a society stopped humoring insane people

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

Sam Neill Appreciation Station

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.

www. yzzerdd. com

We like the instant decay don't we, folks?

Just saw somebody describe a piece of 6 gauge steel as 2/5", and honestly it made my whole brain reset.

Great again? Some stuff is great right now.

Nobody: Urbana, MD: "I'm gonna park this car so fucking wrong."

I reckon putting all your eggs in a senescent, sundowning generation of narcissists kind of has a baked in expiration date, huh? That gives me a little hope.

Going deer hunting in WWI Dazzle camo in case those bastards have torpedoes.

No clue who this dude is on Telemundo but he's convinced me Mexico is winning. I know fuck all Spanish

Borders are luck dams. How can you expect me to be excited and proud of which side of the dam I was born on? Especially if it’s on the side that hoarded all the luck.

Major events are planned and executed by the highest eschelons of Theater Kid. Predominantly women and gay men. No shit they wanted nothing to do with the DC event. Everyone is discovering what happens when you have straight men attempt to plan entertainment.

Trump: they say we need a new star fox can you believe that? No more Slippy Toad, no more Peppy Hare, now it’s women, but women can’t be foxes, maybe they can *20 seconds of unblinking staring* *band tries to begin to play God Bless America* Trump: no I’m not done yet, FALCO Lombardi-

apparently they told people to go to the department of commerce for shelter but the doors are locked, and ngl that’s a good bit. say what you will about the big guy, but he hates his supporters as much as we do

my hometown will defeat you all

"That being scared and confused is a part of freedom, is that what you wanted me to get out of that speech?"

In the country, there ain't no Tis of Thee, in the country I'm proud to be ashamed. Sham of 69 gear up for riots against police, in a country that's ripping at the seams.

But I love that lil pervert.

Very brave. Thank you patriots 🫡

Believing in things is popular and inspiring!

secretary hegsgeth is 100% directly responsible for this tragic and preventable death.

Hey man, the jokes just aren't fuckin funny.

We are so much poorer without Andre Braugher and Richard Belzer.

Checking in on MAHA day at the American State Fair. Managed to get pretty close to the stage

live view from the great american state fair

You've Bjorked!

Pedestals be having people fall off mang.

*slams window open* "You there boy, what day is it?" "Why, it's Hoagiefest sir." "Good, then I haven't missed it!" The gold piece slides cleanly through the orphan's skull with a sickening squelch. A fat Flag Day goose falls to the cobblestones as his neighbor Scrooge yells "Hey what the fuck?"

“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity. “You are not numbers or case files. “You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV

3.5k down, relatively flat, no weight. #roadtoflyver

"Jody Bumper, Body Jumper" - @charliemccrackin.bsky.social

Right wing media: the MCU for racists

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

Everyone this man has hired has a name that you would make up in a panic at an improv show.

Give me one shot I'll turn trife life to lavish.

Broke: "KNICKS IN FIVE" Woke: "BULLETS IN NEVER" Woke 6: "FIRST THE MCI CENTER, THEN THE WORLD"

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.

SCIF means "some curtains in front."

Congratulations Sexcriminalboat!

owned

Happy Pride everybody.

The dirtiest thing I've ever seen was me after the bayonet course. Only slightly behind is the screen of my son's tablet.

Stop pretending these are normal people with good faith arguments. They're fucking loons. Call it out and don't humor their enablers.