If I had to compete in a Winter Olympic event without preparing I’d choose Men’s Normal Hill because it sounds easy and then I’d break every bone on the front of my body

It looks like there’s something in my breast pocket, but zoom in for a fun surprise! (there’s not)

A little Heated Rivalry going on over by the passenger side door there

That was the closest I’ve ever been to knowing who Hailey Bieber is

Hey Joe Montana, sorry to pull you away from your jewelry heist