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If I look tired IT’S BECAUSE I AM. Listening to women at the latest Turning Point USA conference talk about giving their husbands their right to vote took five years off my life at least 💀🪦🕊️

My iNotes read like Jungian therapist bait.

Stephanie Tanner doing an Instagram ad for perimenopause treatment and saying “How rude!” about hot flashes is just too much on a Sunday.

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Ali Ghandour & Hillary Anne Matthews! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris!) A therapist brings a client in crisis to the pod-what happened that day at the zoo? Produced: @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

I am reading so many books this year and within a week of finishing them I forget them entirely. I can only hope they’re doing some good to my brain or soul because I often can’t even recall whether or not I liked them.

A show called Counter Culture and it’s just about eating alone in diners.

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Hey, girl, are you a witch? Cuz you sure like stirring the pot.

The other day my friend opened our breakfast conversation with “Anything you’re looking forward to?” and I blacked out the rest of the hang and was just yelling “Objection, your honor! Leading!” inside my head.

In the 90’s you could bring a can of coke and get into Magic Mountain for $16. I don’t know what they needed all that coke for but what a time.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

I don’t think they should test rockets without the billionaire behind them actually ON them.

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @beckles212.bsky.social & Phil Augusta Jackson! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Self help, grilled cheese, practicing phone calls and more cozy things! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

It seems like if men used to get a raise by saying “I have a family to support” I should be able to get one by saying “I have a second home and family vacations to finance for my landlord.”

I wrote about the books that are inspiring so many heated takes right now, and how they allow us to question where we are and what our feminist ideals have become. www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/art-...

The classiest pod around.

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If AI is truly the inevitable wave of the future, would this many CEOs need to try to sell it during college commencement speeches? How much are they paying these colleges for the stage time I wonder.

*Me running up to Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator* “Mama?” Arnold: “Hasta la vista, baby.” 🔫🔫🔫

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

What a great piece. “Friendship, however, has always depended on a certain irrational generosity. A willingness to waste time together magnificently. To listen to the same anxiety for the fifth time. To sit through silence. To remain available without agenda.”

Traumedy?

There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)

Corporate landlords and the LA Police Union has spent over a million dollars (so far!) to stop me. I’m fully funded by individual donors like you and we need your help to spread our message across the city. Link below to donate! secure.actblue.com/donate/nithy...

great piece. please read if you have a moment: presswatchers.org/2026/05/its-...

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @juliebrister.bsky.social & @johnlevenstein.bsky.social! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Beebo is infested! Timmy has needs! Jan says sorry & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

There is a tiny slow motion me inside my head running toward my mouth and yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" halfway through most of my sentences.

Sure, the duster in Beauty and the Beast is sexy but trust me, she's all cobwebs downstairs.

This is a piece that I would only write for The Small Bow (www.thesmallbow.com) and with the guidance of A.J. Daulerio and Tommy Craggs. TSB is an incredible project and is one of the truly great things happening on our internet. I ❤️ 🏹.

Leo’s breakdown in One Battle After Another is me every time I’m asked to either provide or create yet another password.

I will tell her! Thank you. She and Big Moose and Big Moose 2 are doing glycolic acid peels and watching The Net.

Every detail of how tech is going to destroy the world is SO BORING I cannot bring myself to comprehend my own demise.

I never want to see another post where someone is talking to camera. Moving, funny, political, helpful, who cares. We are in hell.

‼️ dsa.la/voterguide ‼️ The DSA-LA voter guide is here and it’s jam-packed with information, political analysis, and lowkey, quite a lot of fun little jokes. Before filling out your ballot, take a look and see who will best strengthen working class and socialist power in Los Angeles.

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @owenburke.bsky.social & Ryan Meharry!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Mannequin wives! Microwave salmon! Timmy DESTROYS in the letter game! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

I don’t need to read the article to tell you that coyote turns into a shark by night.

So men’s AI prompts are windows into their deepest yearning of how they wish to be seen by the world. Interesting. And yuck.

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

New COLLEGE TOWN!Feat. Betsy Sodaro & Gilli Nissim!!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Science lab escapees! Sniffing celebs! Things we miss about mama! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

Sometimes someone will post about being shadow banned and I’m like, this sounds a lot like, “My phone must be broken, no one has texted me.”

Robin Hood and his men in tights

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @allanmcleod.bsky.social & Brittani Nichols!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris)! Expressing your darkness, sharks riding motorcycles, Beebo’s butt & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

Nostalgic for a time before summer could kill you.

I will never understand the thinking behind, “It seemed like you were going through a lot so I didn’t want to bother you.” Oh, you can always bother me IN HELL.

I like to say, “Sorry I’m such a slow eater” when someone finishes their food before I do so they can say, “No, no, I’m a really fast eater,” and then we can both sit there thinking, “I’m not sure that was a true statement about myself.”

It’s such a clarifying moment when you complain about something and the person you’re with, who is in no way responsible for say, mosquitos, gives a little put-upon sigh and says “I’m sorry” and you realize they don’t share your love of complaining like it’s a partner sport.

I have really lost my mind because I just keep replaying Trump saying “I’m not a rapist” like he’s doing an impression of Speedy Gonzalez and I cannot stop laughing. I find none of it funny and all of it hilarious. I guess send help?

Youth, support, luck, health That’s my grocery list.