I signed into FB for the first time in a long time to discover that the bulk of my 6th grade class thinks that they are Charlie Kirk now 😳

Nothing takes me back like that whiff of urinal cake in an Irish bar.

My BBC World Service radio show / podcast is in its 5th season - wow, right?? You didn’t even know I host a sports show on BBC radio? Well, I do. And it’s great - we talk to Olympians and Paralympians from all over the world. They are all fascinating and very cool. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

All new COLLEGE TOWN with @juliebrister.bsky.social!!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris) Snack grief! Late night googles! Jan’s breast milk! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Get it all at www.comedybangbangworld.com

If you’re supporting NPR/PBS today, please don’t forget about the stations in your shitty hometown. They’ll need it the most.

Once you embrace the fact that you only need two pieces of pizza, you are free.

One thing giving me peace right now is the likelihood that Karoline Leavitt’s baby loves the nanny more than her.

Everyone on the yard is sucking up to Ghislaine today.

Gavin Newsom’s grays look like high school Our Town spray grays.

When all is said and done, I hope that the executions will be public www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...

Godard never made a movie that was better than 9 to 5.

I didn’t believe in the death penalty until learning that Diddy puts applesauce on his burger.

Sometimes I think about how prominent the smell of urinal cake is in the early part of one’s adulthood.

Pig.

Startled awake remembering how much I miss Malo’s chewy chips.

Very surprised that was just a 3.9. That rattled TF out of my house.

My hometown is ground zero for the current measles epidemic, and last year it was ground zero for a syphilis outbreak.

One food, unchanged, that provides an immediate portal to the 1980’s: Smartfood Popcorn

Hey UCB folks! Jimmy Jatho just got out of the hospital after heart surgery. Please help him out if you can! gofund.me/01aed96b

Just ate a sardine. Still furious.

Let’s just hope that Justine Bateman doesn’t have to walk around on eggshells anymore.

In the midst of evacuating in a fire storm, @brettmorris.bsky.social still managed to get the latest College Town up. If you need a distraction, this ep features the incredible @juliebrister.bsky.social & Jon Mackey. Love you, Brett, and all of LA. ❤️

The palm tree in front of my house suffered the fate I’ve been wishing on Elon.

My sister died 44 years ago today. January 6th has always been the absolute worst.

Justine Bateman pokes her head out every few years to say, “Me! Me! Look at ME!!”

Pardon Suge Knight! Pardon the Manson family! Make MAGA have a stroke!

Just checking in to see if Dennis Prager is dead yet.

On Jan 6th, instead of storming the capitol, how about we key all the Teslas?

A little gift, and yes, it blocks the entire list.

As actors gear up to strike, I found a new project to keep me motivated