Oh boy, I hope so! I’m timely again! Listen to my Rapture-based pilot, Pet Helpers, before we get sucked into Heaven/left behind! You’ve got two days! www.earwolf.com/episode/pet-...

Anytime someone is like “you’re so immature.” I’m like actually wrong? No? I’m not, I like Swiss cheese. It’s my favorite cheese. I’m very adult.

Every now and then when I’m scrolling I’ll come across a 2020-TikTok-style dance video, and I’m like “dang. That does look fun.”

You should have a lil treat. Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary. I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.

If Trump gets this upset about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, imagine how upset he would get if someone tried to assassinate him! . . . You know? . . . I mean, like an ACTUAL attempt, obviously. Because it would be different, right? Everyone stopped talking about that guy after like 20 minutes.

youtu.be/S3-G9ixn1YQ?... I just found this song @elizaskinner.bsky.social made in 2019. This would have been my Pandemic song and still ongoing. But now is a good time too! 🤣🤣🤘🏼

Etsy shop update today at 4pm PDT - booberryjones.etsy.com

If anyone in LA is interested in a ticket to The Cortège this Thursday the 18th (today), I have a one to sell. It looks like a very cool experience - unfortunately I can’t make it. thecortege.com

They should have vet hospitals with rooms where you get to stay with your pet if they have to be admitted. Or wait — is that another thing rich people have that the rest of us don’t know about? Like private islands and free refills on pasta?

Also - just in case magic is real - please send whatever kind you have to Boo tonight. He is having a hard time and could use any bit of favor the universe has to spare. What a day.

If anyone in LA is interested in a ticket to The Cortège this Thursday the 18th (today), I have a one to sell. It looks like a very cool experience - unfortunately I can’t make it. thecortege.com

When Nick Fuentes comes out and says this Kimmel thing is wrong, and fascist (which it is) - please good lord in butter do not think he is the good guy. He is not. We’re just fucked upside at this point.

I am - as the kids say - crashing out just a tad.

This is straight up chilling. As I have said before - this administration is giving us all the authoritarian control of a typical communist regime, without any of the fun “free health care and education” perks.

Family Portrait In 3 Frames (2025)

I’ll be at LA Comic Con, artist alley table J07! Each day I’ll have a new table-pal their selling their cool stuff! Fri - Jesse Thorn! Sat - @elizaskinner.bsky.social ! Sun - @robkutner.bsky.social !

Hey look, I always look forward to new episodes of QAA - but this week feels special. If you haven’t listened to the podcast that’s been reporting on groypers, chan culture, and related far right black holes for like 7 years, go ahead and give it a listen. www.qanonanonymous.comh

It’s Mad-At-Mama O’clock.

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

We had a chance to slow political violence in our culture and it was to throw every insurrectionist and Trump behind bars on January 7. Jan 6 should have been his last day as a free man. Instead, the system bent over backward to avoid that and now we're here

Actually I think it’s right that victims of school shootings get special consideration. Flags SHOULD ABSOLUTELY be flown at half mast for those poor children. FINALLY after DECADES people are giving it the appropriate— (Sorry, what?… . . . You gotta be kidding me.)

True story: this man was mean to my dog. The dog in question:

There’s no reason to assume a contract killer isn’t just a serial killer with good business sense. You know what they say - do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

I hosted another episode of Not By The Playbook! This one inspired by one of my all-time favorite stories - the origin of the theme from St. Elmo’s Fire, Man In Motion! We had a lot of fun making this. www.bbc.com/audio/play/w...

I’m not shocked by the male comedians who took a hard right turn in the last few years. But I am surprised by a few that didn’t. If they’d had the term “DEI” in 2007, they absolutely would’ve been spitting it outside a comedy contest they’d lost - foam at the corners of their unfunny little mouths.

Oscar loves his tube. He likes to hide in it, completely hidden so no one can see him at all, as shown here in this photo:

I am absurdly proud of how much my dog loves the homemade food I make for him. I am blissfully thinking “I finally found someone who likes my cooking” - talking about literal DOG FOOD. Tbf, he probably agrees with everyone else I have ever cooked for. I.e. “this tastes like dog food.”

When I see these kinds of stickers on Teslas I imagine people driving around in Model Ts with stickers on them that say “yeah I paid him $100,000 but I don’t LIKE Henry Ford! I’m c👀l!!”

My dog when I start telling him about the funny conversation I just had with a nice stranger at the grocery store.

Yes! But who?…

My cat has figured out how to close doors and it has quickly become his favorite hobby. He is sick with power - slowly slamming doors on me or the dog any chance he gets.

I’ve heard a lot of discussion about neurodivergent people unmasking recently. You know - neurodivergent people, the ones with a strong sense of justice and honesty. I mean… ok? Sure. But…seems to me like the real problem is the neurotypicals unmasking recently.

Ah, the smugness of having just started watching a show that ran for seven seasons. You can’t touch me now! I have at least seven days worth of content ready and waiting for me.

When a band is trashing a hotel room, there has to be a moment where they stop and go “oh my god - we’re doing the thing, you guys. The cliche. We’re like… literally doing it! So embarrassing.”

ENOUGH ALREADY, HOLLYWOOD. Cast Tom Holland as Davy Jones in a Monkees biopic, you cowards!!

Working on a new feel-good love song “Found A New Show To Binge (They Made 7 Whole Seasons)”

I’m a Miss Piggy sun, a Gonzo moon, and a Fozzie Bear rising.

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

Sorry, but Trump’s Kennedy Center Honoree picks are perfect. They are exactly the picks of a child living in the 80s who thinks the Cheesecake Factory is the height of elegance. He must be VERY proud of shouting out *THE* Phantom. nypost.com/2025/08/13/u...

Soon everything will be made on cocaine! You won't be able to compete if you're not on coke! Cocaine-powered superintelligences are the next stage of human evolution!

Cocaine is here to stay! No use fighting it! And really, everyone else is already using cocaine to make their movies. So you should too! And you should stop giving people a hard time about it! Cocaine is just a TOOL! Anyway, even if you don’t like it you can’t put the cocaine back in the tube.

I am shocked by the number of people I see who are worried about the Dept. of Education & PBS being defunded, but consider ChatGPT a “tool” and part of the “inevitable future”. I guess if tech bros told you defunding education was toothpaste thats “already out of the tube” you’d be totally on board.

Shop update is live now!

Sneaky preview of my Etsy shop update - tomorrow morning 8/12 at 9am PDT booberryjones.etsy.com

Audra McDonald giving big “Night the lights went out in Georgia” energy this week on The Gilded Age, and I needed it.

Dystopian cyberpunk update: the TikTok algorithm is actively suppressing news about massive protests in LA so people are getting around it by tagging it as a 24 Hour Music Festival and then you search that hash tag so you see ppl in riot gear facing down tear gas talking bout the festival is lit

Moving back a little here: this is when things became extremely chaotic. In the first minute alone there were several overhead batons, several people wearing press passes batonned, hit, shoved. Multiple journalists had to go to the hospital after this scrum (1)

Happy King Of The Hill Day to those who celebrate.

Finally watching this BBC Sherlock series, you guys know about it? The lead guy seems promising.