Upon this most recent rewatch, the most relatable parts of The Leftovers are the the absolutely batshit, intense, ✨meaningful✨ dream sequences. Hands up, who is having Leftovers-style dreams these days?

There should be a scientific study of the women who get close to Elon Musk and want to fuck him more than they want to stab him in the neck. Either way you can definitely grab some cash on your way out the door, girl - may as well swing for the fences.

Also, here is a photo of a good grilled cheese I made with kimchi and a monster vase I made with stoneware clay.

Hahaha our Governor is a ski club bully taking a break from hazing frosh.

Feeling a lil depressy, decided to start a rewatch of the Leftovers. Keep your eye on this space for downdates!

Perimenopause should be a universally accepted legal defense. “This woman kicked over her neighbor’s garbage can because it was left in the street for a week.” “How do you plead?” “Not Guilty Due To Perimenopause.” “Case dismissed!”

Just had to go to a party next door to ask them to please move their party inside (it was drunk screaming outside my bedroom window.) The response from the tenants was very respectful, but the response from the GenZ girl guests made me want to drop everything and devote my life to becoming a witch.

I don’t get it, why don’t they put turn signals on Teslas or Porsches? If I was gonna pay that much for a car, I would definitely want it equipped with turn signals.

Hey, did you know that if you donate to @laist.com when you pick your “thank you” gift you can choose from options like providing meals to families in need or shelter animals? Check out just a few of these options. Fund public local media!

Every time I forget to limit my replies I get nothing but asshole replies.

What happened to just shrugging your shoulders at people who seem weird to you? If we all just rolled our eyes and kept it moving - and let people live their freaky little lives in peace - we could all be happy! Make America “Ok, whatever” Again.

If you are tempted to get mad at me for my last post, you should know that my cat just kissed me on the lips so I think we’re married now. Is it really worth arguing with me?

One of the weirdest ideas going around is that immigrants are here getting free healthcare. But… we don’t have that here. If that was idea they would truck on through and get to Canada or Mexico. We are the LEAST attractive system available. It’s like saying they are stealing our magic wands.

“Let’s hang out soon - grab coffee or something. I actually mean it, lol!” WHAT?!? I NEVER DONT MEAN IT. EVERY TIME, I ALWAYS MEAN IT. OTHERWISE I WILL SAY “it was nice to see/hear from you!” Or “Well… where did you park?” Or “cool shoes! Bye bye! Tell your cat hi from me!”

Little old ladies at the protests are breaking me. I love them so much. These are the same women who have been protesting for just causes for decades and they’re still going.

#NoKings! Only small princes taking a morning whiz on a hilltop! See you on the streets!

JD Vance seems to be making more public appearances recently. I have to assume it is to remind the public that he has the energy of a dude who corners you at a party to ask (with thick, gummy, catshit breath) why you don’t like him - tearfully begs you to kiss him - then calls you a bitch.

This should be the absolute BEST time of year (2 more weeks of Spooky Season, then Vince Guaraldi Season begins). But this violent, racist, classist, misogynist administration has been DESTROYING it with - what I am calling - their War On Spooky Season.

Not Penny’s Boat

Man, I am so here for all the DWTS love for Andy Richter. It’s no coincidence that when I got my own show (Earth To Ned) Andy was literally the first guest we had. He’s just a good, kind (and very funny) dude.

There should be no tax on or profit from medical care - and that includes veterinary medicine. People are giving up their animals because they can’t afford care for them - not because they never could, but because the cost has gone up so much so quickly. Shelters all over the country are packed.

The news media needs to start using experts on authoritarianism and pre-WWII history as pundits on stories about the current administration. This is not a joke - just a boring good idea. The rapid shift to fascism needs to be put in context by people who know, not podcasters and politicians.

Desperately trying to watch The Expanse based on some friends’ recommendations - cannot stop rewatching Elementary instead. Hoping it’s an astrological thing.

Sometimes Im tempted to think “I’m not like other middle-aged white women, I’m cool.” Then I find myself drinking white wine & watching The Morning Show — I don’t know how I got here — I don’t remember starting the show. I’m scared…. What’s happening?? I gotta light a scented candle and think.

I feel like the government is shut down the same way shelter dogs shut down.

I know things seem super fucked up right now - and they are. . . . . . . . . . . .

I find it really hard to believe that there is a actual organic human fan base for Jared Leto out the world. But then again I’ve never had a Pizookie at BJ’s, so what do I know about the world?

Hey, look, I’m not Washington insider. But it sure sounds like Pete Hegseth just wasted a lot of time and money yelling at a whole bunch of high ranking military personnel because he can’t grow a beard.

Hey LA Comic Con! Come see me and @elizaskinner.bsky.social! Artist Alley J07! And come to my comics panel at 1pm!

There is a festival running concurrently with the “Riyadh Comedy Festival” - called the “You Were Absolutely Right About These Comics, Eliza - They Are All Exactly Who You Thought They Were Festival”

Years ago, James Van Der Beek was a guest on a show I was working on. He was lovely, collaborative, & kind to everyone. At one point in the day he overheard a crew member mention that he just found out his wife was going to have a baby. Van Der Beek stopped in his tracks & beelined to the guy(cont.)

You’re right this chunky handle is a satisfying hold! The fun skull textures, the chunky handle, it has everything one could ask for from a mug!

SLOW HORSES IS BACK!! Thank you for this bread and circus, Apple+.

Apparently you only have until Tuesday to listen to “Pet Helpers” - my pilot about the Rapture - as read by @pftompkins.bsky.social @paulscheer.com @girlwithatail.bsky.social @jaredlogan.bsky.social Jess McKenna, Bryan Cook, and me! www.earwolf.com/episode/pet-...

Oh boy, I hope so! I’m timely again! Listen to my Rapture-based pilot, Pet Helpers, before we get sucked into Heaven/left behind! You’ve got two days! www.earwolf.com/episode/pet-...

Anytime someone is like “you’re so immature.” I’m like actually wrong? No? I’m not, I like Swiss cheese. It’s my favorite cheese. I’m very adult.

Every now and then when I’m scrolling I’ll come across a 2020-TikTok-style dance video, and I’m like “dang. That does look fun.”

You should have a lil treat. Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary. I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.

If Trump gets this upset about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, imagine how upset he would get if someone tried to assassinate him! . . . You know? . . . I mean, like an ACTUAL attempt, obviously. Because it would be different, right? Everyone stopped talking about that guy after like 20 minutes.

youtu.be/S3-G9ixn1YQ?... I just found this song @elizaskinner.bsky.social made in 2019. This would have been my Pandemic song and still ongoing. But now is a good time too! 🤣🤣🤘🏼

Etsy shop update today at 4pm PDT - booberryjones.etsy.com

If anyone in LA is interested in a ticket to The Cortège this Thursday the 18th (today), I have a one to sell. It looks like a very cool experience - unfortunately I can’t make it. thecortege.com

They should have vet hospitals with rooms where you get to stay with your pet if they have to be admitted. Or wait — is that another thing rich people have that the rest of us don’t know about? Like private islands and free refills on pasta?

Also - just in case magic is real - please send whatever kind you have to Boo tonight. He is having a hard time and could use any bit of favor the universe has to spare. What a day.

If anyone in LA is interested in a ticket to The Cortège this Thursday the 18th (today), I have a one to sell. It looks like a very cool experience - unfortunately I can’t make it. thecortege.com

When Nick Fuentes comes out and says this Kimmel thing is wrong, and fascist (which it is) - please good lord in butter do not think he is the good guy. He is not. We’re just fucked upside at this point.

I am - as the kids say - crashing out just a tad.

This is straight up chilling. As I have said before - this administration is giving us all the authoritarian control of a typical communist regime, without any of the fun “free health care and education” perks.

Family Portrait In 3 Frames (2025)