New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @djmausner.bsky.social & Brandon Johnson! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Saving money, ladies, and presidents’s poos. Subscribe to listen! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

The Muppet Script Readings return on May 12 with Muppet Treasure Scriptland! In our second companion podcast, we talk with comedian and writer @djmausner.bsky.social!

Solid reporting from Ken Klippenstein on ICE Glasses that could impact all Americans, not just undocumented immigrants. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

thou shall not snap.

Thou shall euthanize a big gay guy.

Thou shall not bust em wide open.

Join masculinity coach Skid Beef, and femininity coach Vanessica Thighgap, and (reformed homosexual) Pastor Toot Whitley on Conversion Therapy as they turn Los Angeles’s gayest comedians straight. 1st ep w Vinny Thomas is available now wherever you get your podcasts. Gorg art by Alexander Juhasz

Hey babe wake up new sequel to Project 2025 just dropped

anything you can ask chat GPT has already been answered on Reddit 100x better by an autistic person with a spreadsheet

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

One of the best to ever do it

NEW Christmas COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @joewengert.bsky.social @djmausner.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Christmas ghosts, fish horrors & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social exclusively for @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

she Swiss on my Chalet til i sauce

weird that googling “Pillion US release date” multiple times a day doesn’t make it happen any sooner

genuinely hate it when i realize the power was inside of me all along

This THURSDAY. All new GOSSIP NIGHT show ft. Izzy Roland, @julietprather.bsky.social, @djmausner.bsky.social, Andrew Stanton. As always, your hosts: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rachel Pegram, Rekha Shankar and myself. GET TIX HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

shit to investigate fart

the bristol stool chart? you mean the dookie decimal system?

that earthquake made my fupa jiggle

:Bene Gesserit voice: B̵͉͙̳̞͖̣̹̩̎̐͋͒é̸̲̤͚̼̺̅͌̒ͅe̴̢̞̭̒̌͌͝r̵͕̝̰͑͐ ̷̮̠́̿̇̃̑̍̇̂̏ͅM̴̢̳̰̥͙͖͕͐e̷̝͛̍͊̏̉̚̚͘͠ ̸̬͚̺͉͔̤̽̽̊͊́͝

Incredible news! The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order. The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care. ACLU statement here:

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

🚨TONIGHT! 🔊 A new Make Some Noise launches on @dropouttv.bsky.social at 7pm ET / 4pm PT! Starring host @samreich.bsky.social, and guests: 🗣️ Jess McKenna 🗣️ @scrambieggs.bsky.social 🗣️ DJ Mausner

Excellent short read

you know at the beginning of Crazy Frog when it’s like “wh-wh-what’s going on?” thats how i’ve felt since 2020

this is where im posting from

there is no masc shortage we’re just short. look down

wind storm warning is in effect in los angeles. be careful out there.

nosferatu is abt the universal experience of trying to be free of a disgusting guy you fucked as a teenager

i turned auto correct off on imessage bc it kept fucking up my texts but its been a few weeks now and its turns out im just incredibly stupid

microdosing boredom (didn’t bring phone into the bathroom)

you do not need to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. you need to do laundry

call me holy infant the way im tender and mild

the murderer hiding in my closet probs gets so mad when i stand in the middle of the room scrolling on my phone for 20 mins

they literally hated her but she was just queening out

the pistachio hive really rose up this year

long ago, the four genders lived in harmony