Hey babe wake up new sequel to Project 2025 just dropped

anything you can ask chat GPT has already been answered on Reddit 100x better by an autistic person with a spreadsheet

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

One of the best to ever do it

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she Swiss on my Chalet til i sauce

weird that googling “Pillion US release date” multiple times a day doesn’t make it happen any sooner

genuinely hate it when i realize the power was inside of me all along

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shit to investigate fart

the bristol stool chart? you mean the dookie decimal system?

that earthquake made my fupa jiggle

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Incredible news! The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order. The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care. ACLU statement here:

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

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Excellent short read

you know at the beginning of Crazy Frog when it’s like “wh-wh-what’s going on?” thats how i’ve felt since 2020

this is where im posting from

there is no masc shortage we’re just short. look down

wind storm warning is in effect in los angeles. be careful out there.

nosferatu is abt the universal experience of trying to be free of a disgusting guy you fucked as a teenager

i turned auto correct off on imessage bc it kept fucking up my texts but its been a few weeks now and its turns out im just incredibly stupid

microdosing boredom (didn’t bring phone into the bathroom)

you do not need to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. you need to do laundry

call me holy infant the way im tender and mild

the murderer hiding in my closet probs gets so mad when i stand in the middle of the room scrolling on my phone for 20 mins

they literally hated her but she was just queening out

the pistachio hive really rose up this year

long ago, the four genders lived in harmony