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this is where i act insane for fun
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Aine Yore, MD 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪
1 day ago
Hey babe wake up new sequel to Project 2025 just dropped
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anything you can ask chat GPT has already been answered on Reddit 100x better by an autistic person with a spreadsheet
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Acyn
13 days ago
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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Johnathan Lemay
18 days ago
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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Luke O'Neil
about 2 months ago
One of the best to ever do it
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Erin Whitehead
about 2 months ago
NEW Christmas COLLEGE TOWN! Feat.
@joewengert.bsky.social
@djmausner.bsky.social
!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Christmas ghosts, fish horrors & more! Produced by
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@brettmorris.bsky.social
exclusively for
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she Swiss on my Chalet til i sauce
about 2 months ago
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weird that googling “Pillion US release date” multiple times a day doesn’t make it happen any sooner
2 months ago
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genuinely hate it when i realize the power was inside of me all along
3 months ago
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Lily Du
10 months ago
This THURSDAY. All new GOSSIP NIGHT show ft. Izzy Roland,
@julietprather.bsky.social
,
@djmausner.bsky.social
, Andrew Stanton. As always, your hosts:
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social
, Rachel Pegram, Rekha Shankar and myself. GET TIX HERE:
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shit to investigate fart
11 months ago
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the bristol stool chart? you mean the dookie decimal system?
11 months ago
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that earthquake made my fupa jiggle
12 months ago
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The Ugly Machine
about 1 year ago
:Bene Gesserit voice: B̵͉͙̳̞͖̣̹̩̎̐͋͒é̸̲̤͚̼̺̅͌̒ͅe̴̢̞̭̒̌͌͝r̵͕̝̰͑͐ ̷̮̠́̿̇̃̑̍̇̂̏ͅM̴̢̳̰̥͙͖͕͐e̷̝͛̍͊̏̉̚̚͘͠ ̸̬͚̺͉͔̤̽̽̊͊́͝
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Erin Reed
about 1 year ago
Incredible news! The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order. The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care. ACLU statement here:
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Lucy Knisley
about 1 year ago
Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
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Make Some Noise
about 1 year ago
🚨TONIGHT! 🔊 A new Make Some Noise launches on
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at 7pm ET / 4pm PT! Starring host
@samreich.bsky.social
, and guests: 🗣️ Jess McKenna 🗣️
@scrambieggs.bsky.social
🗣️ DJ Mausner
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Kai Cheng Thom
about 1 year ago
Excellent short read
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you know at the beginning of Crazy Frog when it’s like “wh-wh-what’s going on?” thats how i’ve felt since 2020
about 1 year ago
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this is where im posting from
about 1 year ago
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there is no masc shortage we’re just short. look down
about 1 year ago
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wind storm warning is in effect in los angeles. be careful out there.
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about 1 year ago
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nosferatu is abt the universal experience of trying to be free of a disgusting guy you fucked as a teenager
about 1 year ago
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i turned auto correct off on imessage bc it kept fucking up my texts but its been a few weeks now and its turns out im just incredibly stupid
about 1 year ago
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microdosing boredom (didn’t bring phone into the bathroom)
about 1 year ago
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you do not need to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. you need to do laundry
about 1 year ago
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call me holy infant the way im tender and mild
about 1 year ago
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the murderer hiding in my closet probs gets so mad when i stand in the middle of the room scrolling on my phone for 20 mins
about 1 year ago
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they literally hated her but she was just queening out
about 1 year ago
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the pistachio hive really rose up this year
about 1 year ago
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long ago, the four genders lived in harmony
about 1 year ago
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