Come to my monthly show this thursday I'll give you a kiss. Buy tix here: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

This show is tomorrow!! Feb 12th at UCB. Come share your best goss with my best friends for a good cause! BUY TIX: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

Experience your favorite Dropout shows LIVE at SF Sketchfest! 💬 Um, Actually: 1/16/26 at 9:30 PM 🎤 Crowd Control: 1/17/26 at 4 PM 🍸 Dirty Laundry: 1/17/26 at 7 PM 🎟️ The Dropout Superfan pre-sale starts Thur 11/13/25 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET 🎟️ General tickets go live on 11/16/25 at 10AM PT/ 1PM ET

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

I’m only five more years of watching the World Series away from learning all those abbreviations mean

There are rich women trying to pay nannies minimum wage but expecting them to also do housework and cooking as if those aren’t two extra jobs that should be paid accordingly. While living in $2M houses and saying “no kings.” Bitch you are a tyrant. Pay your domestic workers a robust livable wage.

Feed me your hottest goss TOMORROW at UCB, 7pm! ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

🚨 A new episode of Dirty Laundry is out now on Dropout! Featuring host @lilydu.bsky.social, bartender Grant O’Brien, and @try-guys.bsky.social: @korndiddy.bsky.social, Keith Habersberger, Kwesi James, and Ash Perez!

Lily Du and Grant O'Brien from Dropout spill as much tea as they could about the fifth season of Dirty Laundry before dwe drink it in. #Dropout #DirtyLaundry

🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @lilydu.bsky.social‬ & bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover the juicy secrets from Team Starkid icons: 🥂 @jonmatteson.bsky.social‬ 🍸 Lauren Lopez 🍹 @jwtolb.bsky.social‬ 🥃 @mariahrosefaith.bsky.social‬

Pass The Phone (Team StarKid Edition) 🤫

Andrew Cuomo you disgusting hog man i hope you never have a moment of peace in hell

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Day in the life of host *and* icon @lilydu.bsky.social‬ shooting the newest season of Dirty Laundry 💋🤫 Including a sneak peek of the season five premiere at the end... 👀

@lilydu.bsky.social ’s #fiftybyfifty presentation on Smartypants is a revelation. A disruption.

Let's shake things up... 🍸 #DirtyLaundry

🥰🥰🥰

This THURSDAY. All new GOSSIP NIGHT show ft. Izzy Roland, @julietprather.bsky.social, @djmausner.bsky.social, Andrew Stanton. As always, your hosts: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rachel Pegram, Rekha Shankar and myself. GET TIX HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

A Reddit user i don’t know wrote the funniest script ive read this year: www.reddit.com/r/Screenwrit...

Hot improv from hot ppl: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social @katiemarovitch.bsky.social. Last show sold out! Ticket link: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

im gonna scream if I see one more well-intentioned person be like AI is bad but I only use it for cover letters/travel itineraries/dumb innocuous thing. It uses SO much WATER!!!! It is bad for the EARTH. Just write that shit yourself you will be FINE. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

ppl need to read less TAROT and read more LITERATURE!!!

I’m starving and I need gossip to survive. This Thursday at UCBLA! With @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rekha Shankar and Rachel Pegram. Featuring @moujanz.bsky.social, @kendahllandreth.bsky.social, Rudy Behrens and Corin Wells. GET TICKETS HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

Any @dropout.tv / Rekha fans, she’s launching a Kickstarter today to fund her movie with a few other folks like @lilydu.bsky.social and @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social - check it out!

Have you ever put boloney on someone's car? @krystinaarielle.bsky.social

praying things turn around by January 29th (start of my zodiac year 🐍)

another powerful Du

i don’t think i’ll ever get past americans being black pilled by the government into downloading a chinese app called red note referencing the little red book. that’s so fucking awesome. chinese propaganda is so powerful they don’t even have to do anything

You can all migrate to xiaohongshu, but if my algorithm of Chinese makeup tutorials and cpop dance trends changes, you have to leave.

🚨The season finale of 'Dirty Laundry' is out now on Dropout! Join host @lilydu.bsky.social and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover the juicy secrets from 'Star Trek: Lower Decks' stars: 🥂Tawny Newsome 🍸Noël Wells 🍹Gillian Vigman 🥃Eugene Cordero

My book, SINGLE PLAYER, a sapphic rom-com about two chaos gremlin gamedevs, is now out in the world. Go read it if you like narrative RPGs, DnD, and women and enbys being uselessly in love. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

If i stopped disliking people how would I immediately form a bond with someone by disliking the same person????

Do you have a podcast? Would you like some expert production support, editing or even social media management!? Please get in touch with us at 12 Sided Studios (Link below) or email me: [email protected] Pls, share!

MANTRA FOR THE NEW YEAR: I am loved. I am capable. I will stop choking on my own saliva when I drink water too fast, when I talk too fast, when I am sitting down just minding my own business, sometimes even in my sleep wtf. I will stop ch-

ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-... please come to this show. Jan 9th, 7pm, UCB Franklin. You gossip. We improvise. Hosted by me, @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rekha Shankar and Rachel Pegram. Ft. @tyang209.bsky.social, @kendahllandreth.bsky.social, X Mayo, and Jess Ross.

Cheers to one of the most chaotic and fun things I've ever filmed at @dropouttv.bsky.social The new episode of @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social is streaming now💖

We got a little loosey goosey on this one 😳

I hate “these outfits look the same but one cost five times as much!!!!” videos. Like ok but which one was ethically made? Which one will last past its first wash? Which one is made with natural fibers? etc etc etc

social media shouldn’t be used for self-promotion or jokes. Social media should be used for popping off so hard nobody will ever hire you again.

nobody warned me I'd have to moisturize my leather goods and shampoo my wool sweaters. Please I already have a dog and a child. I was not ready for this lifelong commitment.

🍾TONIGHT! A new Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Featuring host @lilydu.bsky.social, bartender Grant O'Brien, and Disney Channel alums: 🥂Raviv Ullman 🍸Davida Williams 🍹Daniel Kountz 🥃Andrew Lawrence

For the second year in a row, Dropout made Christmas come early. I love my job (freelance, contract) and I hope I get to hear all your secrets and stories forever!

You havent LIVED until you’ve filled up a hot water bottle and put it at the foot of your bed under the covers on a cold winter night.

I’ll see you at House of Pies, Lola!!!

No toy as fun for my baby as sucking on my silk shirt. No food as delicious to my baby as my cashmere sweater.

Hear me out: what if instead of a turkey leg, Jordan Love ate ME out to celebrate his team’s victory????? i think it could be really nice for the ppl of Wisconsin ☺️

athletes should always get a big turkey leg after a game they must be famished

incredible to watch the 2012 zero-investment getting Shark Tank hucksters to 2020 blockchain/crypto huckster pipeline

thinking about how powerful I could've been if I'd grown up with TikTok makeup tutorials and a crippling addiction to short-form social media content that prevented me from ever learning how to read

hoping to one day be as popular as the racehorse "lily du berlais" and have as many people rooting for me to run fast