All this for some cream cheese...😉

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What's the funniest food you've eaten? 🌽🌭

What's your least fave ingredient?? 👎🚫🍌

It's a TOSSED salad after all...🤭

Enjoy my family vacation (feat. a gay-friendly boat and a homophobic boat)! youtu.be/CMc_fRwRfN8?...

➡️ Watch the new episode now: www.dropout.tv/videos/let-...

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ Cameron Esposito ☄️ Kendahl Landreth ☄️ John Milhiser

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on Dropout! Featuring host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, guest judges Cameron Esposito, Kendahl Landreth, and John Milhiser!

This is the spicy secret of pickles 🥒

And now I must rest. youtu.be/neTp4AchdmM?...

Watch the season two premiere now: www.dropout.tv/videos/too-...

Happy Tuesday! Let me show you all the bags inside of bags I have! youtu.be/7SW9QkmFwqA?...

The most BIZARRE lesbian phenomenon!!! @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social‬

Watch the season two premiere now: www.dropout.tv/videos/too-...

. @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social: men with kind eyes and who are British. also gay men who would be nice to me. me: ah, so Jonathan Bailey Jordan, 3 minutes later: Jonathan Bailey

Me & my wife (lesbians) when @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social turned to the Colman Domingo slide.

🚀 TONIGHT! The season two premiere of Gastronauts launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social‬ for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ @katiemarovitch.bsky.social‬ ☄️ @tyang209.bsky.social‬ ☄️ Raph Chestang

🚨 The season two premiere of Gastronauts is out now on Dropout! Featuring host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, guest judges @katiemarovitch.bsky.social‬, @tyang209.bsky.social‬, and Raph Chestang, and chefs: Emily Lim, Solomon Johnson, and Cris Brown!

I always love catching up with @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social! Season 2 of @gastronauts.bsky.social is even more outrageously funny than the first! So glad my favorite cooking show is back! templeofgeek.com/jodran-myric...

Get the @gastronauts.bsky.social BTS now!!! @dropout.tv youtu.be/eWJu5deveIE?...

TGIT! youtu.be/VtT79ULAgr8?...

I have no gender, I-

I guess I’m a fair guy now! youtu.be/caHCHN_tQgk?...

It's Tuesday and a new video is here!!! youtu.be/WOzWOouXTes?...

Parasocial, perverted...perfect #GameChanger

Happy Tuesday! youtu.be/9Kx2mAy08vs?...

I just Googled "when did I move into my apartment"

📷: Kate Elliott

Houston, we have a second season! 🚀🍔☀️ Gastronauts is BACK for season 2, premiering August 15th only on @dropout.tv - with host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, dozens of professional chefs, and some not-professional judges to give them the most unhinged cooking challenges imaginable 🧑‍🍳

It's Tuesday and I'm full of breast milk! youtu.be/vSThSTVVVzk?...

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

🦖Wednesday: a new episode of @dimension20.bsky.social Cloudward, Ho! 🥳Thursday: the Adventuring Party talkback 🧑‍🍳Friday: the trailer for @gastronauts.bsky.social S2 and the complete series release of Fatal Decision

📺This week on Dropout... 🤑Monday: @GameChangerShow.bsky.social with guests Mike Trapp, Rekha Shankar, and Jordan Myrick 🥂Tuesday: the season 5 premiere of @DirtyLaundryShow.bsky.social, with guests Isabella Roland, Emily Axford, Danielle Radford, and Siobhan Thompson . ..MORE👇👇👇

It's Tuesday!!! youtu.be/Kp9KPB6Hoxw?...

New trip recap has dropped!!! youtu.be/i9zO7UMnHMc?...

I’ve really committed to YouTube at this point. youtu.be/OCV4k9PF_SM

Let’s eat! youtu.be/4yMi13GMwdc

So let me get this straight: EVERYONE’S dad is the “best” dad???

🚨 A new episode of Smartypants is out on Dropout! Featuring host Rekha Shankar, and speaker @lilydu.bsky.social‬, @tai-leclaire.bsky.social‬, and Cameron Esposito.

NYC FOLKS REGISTER TO VOTE NOWWW!!! ITS SO EASY, The deadline is SATURDAY We have ranked choice voting which RULES and means your vote will NOT be wasted or split, you just vote for what you WANT Dont Rank Cuomo who is backed by the same folks who backed Trump WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Friends, yesterday it was Tuesday. youtu.be/nqN_ohdoF_k?...

You won’t believe where I am right now. youtu.be/zWQi1pvKKu0

Why doesn’t my dog ever pet me

I accidentally uploaded a fully unedited video where I burp to YouTube this morning. Please go watch and like the edited version I meant to post to help soothe my ego. youtu.be/iURt4ZEhi3w?...

I wish there was a Letterboxd but for cookbooks where you could rate and review each individual recipe. Please make this. I'm begging you.

I have finally exhausted my 3-day pass and I am still not a Disney adult I'M SORRY youtu.be/SqRPSkFbB-g?...

Oh my god. It all makes sense now. This made me gay.

youtu.be/oCU_N_gzsk0?... I got to sit down with @kendahllandreth.bsky.social and @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social on the Happy Wife Happy Life Podcast to talk dating, geek culture and spoilers! Check it out!

@lilydu.bsky.social + I are such a package deal that when you watch my YouTube videos, you get her commercials.