Did you see me on tour last weekend? Well this is what the entire day looked like... youtu.be/3EwLxsFSTEo?...

A Jamba Juice satisfaction survey just asked me if I'm non-binary and that is beautiful.

"Hey, Siri: Play 'The Box' by Roddy Ricch." youtu.be/1ilD-dSQ6T4?...

Did you guys know I'm doing VLOGANUARY over on my YT channel?! youtu.be/U6e2YAd5Vlo?...

THIS WAS MY 2025! youtu.be/QD-okF-YKmA

$850 for a bottle thisssss 🤏 big 😳

Everybody say "Thank You Sam Reich!" 🤑

Have your epipens ready 🥴

It's definitely a nut allergen... 😉

🚨 The season finale of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, and guest judges: Keith Habersberger, Zach Kornfeld, and Jonny Manganello! And chefs: David Bartnes, Sidney M Blackwell II, and Chef Ponder 🚀 #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! The season finale of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT Join host Jordan Myrick for a series of WILD cooking challenges from the Try Guys: ☄️ Keith Habersberger ☄️ Zach Kornfeld ☄️Jonny Manganello

Being the host comes with perks 😏 #Gastronauts

"Do you not want to tell them I came to your pop-up?" 💀 #Gastronauts

Some internet comments are accusing me of "toxic femininity" and absolutely for sure

Ally, get to work! 😤 #Gastronauts

Italy Content: The Final Chapter youtu.be/2PRoxGznZtQ

The real challenge? Cooking with Chef Beardsley 👀 #Gastronauts

weird that googling “Pillion US release date” multiple times a day doesn’t make it happen any sooner

If you consider yourself progressive/liberal/leftist: Before you post something rude about someone’s “attitude” or “personality” or “vibe” (etc.) online, I beg of you to reflect on your internalized homophobia, racism, fatphobia, and misogyny first.

You've heard of ants on a log, now get ready for 🐓 in a 🧦! #Gastronauts

People talking about me:

The beard hair has it's own flavor profile 🥴 #Gastronauts

Martini Freeman, best Chef on The Wurst! 🍸 #Gastronauts

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, guest judges: Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, and Siobhan Thompson! And chefs: Tiana Gee, Maia Domingues, and Christina Xenos! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host Jordan Myrick for a series of WILD cooking challenges from Dimension 20 stars: ☄️ Emily Axford ☄️ Ally Beardsley ☄️ Siobhan Thompson

POV your adult wife starts taking horseback riding classes

🐾❤️ In memory of Arthur Gabrus ❤️🐾 #Gastronauts

AWOOOOOGA 👀 #Gastronauts

Shrimplet fries sound fake but okay 🍤👀 #Gastronauts

Drunk aunties, this one's for you! 🍺 #Gastronauts

I have THOUGHTS youtu.be/MsOeqLarlt4?...

Oh, they raised the SAG insurance minimum? That’s good. I was worried I would be able to get healthcare.

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, guest judges: Luenell, Jon Gabrus, and Lisa Gilroy! And chefs: Adrian Castro, Courtney Wright, and Ara Zada! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ Luenell ☄️ Jon Gabrus ☄️ Lisa Gilroy

This is for all the queer pasta out there ❤️ #Gastronauts

Let's go to ITALY! youtu.be/l8yZ3ZA1uwQ?...

All drag is beautiful... even the drag you'd describe as slop in a bowl 😌 #Gastronauts

🤖Wednesday: Dropout Presents - Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip 🫂Thursday: Very Important People Season 3 Trailer 🚀Friday: Gastronauts, with guest judges Jon Gabrus, Lisa Gilroy, & Luenell, with chef contestants Adrian Castro, Chef Courtney Wright, & Ara Zada

If you're not following me on YouTube, go do it! youtu.be/UL4JlvGuO7Q?...

Drag LOVES a reveal ✨🥳 #Gastronauts

There's nothing like being serenaded over a bowl of pasta 🍝 #Gastronauts

KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA! 🌪️ @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social #Gastronauts

New ep of gastronauts is setting up @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for so many perfect zingers. Best ep of the best food show. 🤌

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, guest judges: Kim Chi, Landon Cider, and Meatball! And chefs: Patrick Murray, Chef Charlie Ray, and Kattttt! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ Kim Chi ☄️ Landon Cider ☄️ Meatball

Okay, I’m ready to lock tf in* *do exactly the same things I’ve been doing and changing literally nothing

Get your tickets to the PREMIERE of Micro Budget at Dynasty Typewriter on 11/24. Tons of the cast in attendance, including Maria Bamford, Chris Parnell, Mike Mitchell, Jon Gabrus, and tons more! We have a GREAT host for the Q+A, too. Hope to see you there. www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...

Let's go to Parma, friends! youtu.be/QLjNTW9xJmc?...

We love silkie chicken and that's all we know it as 😀 @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social #Gastronauts

Yes, Kimia, the noodle is long like you 😌 #Gastronauts