She’s here youtu.be/k1MxGnkA9nA?...

My wife just found out about Young Miko. SOS.

At what point does global warming get so bad that I'm allowed to wear underwear as pants?

Watching the Heated Rivalry frotting scene with all my windows open just to feel something.

PRETTY GAY is BACK with season 4!!

Did you see me on tour last weekend? Well this is what the entire day looked like... youtu.be/3EwLxsFSTEo?...

A Jamba Juice satisfaction survey just asked me if I'm non-binary and that is beautiful.

"Hey, Siri: Play 'The Box' by Roddy Ricch." youtu.be/1ilD-dSQ6T4?...

Did you guys know I'm doing VLOGANUARY over on my YT channel?! youtu.be/U6e2YAd5Vlo?...

THIS WAS MY 2025! youtu.be/QD-okF-YKmA

$850 for a bottle thisssss 🤏 big 😳

Everybody say "Thank You Sam Reich!" 🤑

Have your epipens ready 🥴

It's definitely a nut allergen... 😉

🚨 The season finale of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, and guest judges: Keith Habersberger, Zach Kornfeld, and Jonny Manganello! And chefs: David Bartnes, Sidney M Blackwell II, and Chef Ponder 🚀 #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! The season finale of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT Join host Jordan Myrick for a series of WILD cooking challenges from the Try Guys: ☄️ Keith Habersberger ☄️ Zach Kornfeld ☄️Jonny Manganello

Being the host comes with perks 😏 #Gastronauts

"Do you not want to tell them I came to your pop-up?" 💀 #Gastronauts

Some internet comments are accusing me of "toxic femininity" and absolutely for sure

Ally, get to work! 😤 #Gastronauts

Italy Content: The Final Chapter youtu.be/2PRoxGznZtQ

The real challenge? Cooking with Chef Beardsley 👀 #Gastronauts

weird that googling “Pillion US release date” multiple times a day doesn’t make it happen any sooner

If you consider yourself progressive/liberal/leftist: Before you post something rude about someone’s “attitude” or “personality” or “vibe” (etc.) online, I beg of you to reflect on your internalized homophobia, racism, fatphobia, and misogyny first.

You've heard of ants on a log, now get ready for 🐓 in a 🧦! #Gastronauts

People talking about me:

The beard hair has it's own flavor profile 🥴 #Gastronauts

Martini Freeman, best Chef on The Wurst! 🍸 #Gastronauts

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, guest judges: Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, and Siobhan Thompson! And chefs: Tiana Gee, Maia Domingues, and Christina Xenos! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host Jordan Myrick for a series of WILD cooking challenges from Dimension 20 stars: ☄️ Emily Axford ☄️ Ally Beardsley ☄️ Siobhan Thompson

POV your adult wife starts taking horseback riding classes

🐾❤️ In memory of Arthur Gabrus ❤️🐾 #Gastronauts

AWOOOOOGA 👀 #Gastronauts

Shrimplet fries sound fake but okay 🍤👀 #Gastronauts

Drunk aunties, this one's for you! 🍺 #Gastronauts

I have THOUGHTS youtu.be/MsOeqLarlt4?...

Oh, they raised the SAG insurance minimum? That’s good. I was worried I would be able to get healthcare.

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, guest judges: Luenell, Jon Gabrus, and Lisa Gilroy! And chefs: Adrian Castro, Courtney Wright, and Ara Zada! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ Luenell ☄️ Jon Gabrus ☄️ Lisa Gilroy

This is for all the queer pasta out there ❤️ #Gastronauts

Let's go to ITALY! youtu.be/l8yZ3ZA1uwQ?...

All drag is beautiful... even the drag you'd describe as slop in a bowl 😌 #Gastronauts

🤖Wednesday: Dropout Presents - Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip 🫂Thursday: Very Important People Season 3 Trailer 🚀Friday: Gastronauts, with guest judges Jon Gabrus, Lisa Gilroy, & Luenell, with chef contestants Adrian Castro, Chef Courtney Wright, & Ara Zada

If you're not following me on YouTube, go do it! youtu.be/UL4JlvGuO7Q?...

Drag LOVES a reveal ✨🥳 #Gastronauts

There's nothing like being serenaded over a bowl of pasta 🍝 #Gastronauts

KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA! 🌪️ @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social #Gastronauts

New ep of gastronauts is setting up @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for so many perfect zingers. Best ep of the best food show. 🤌

🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host Jordan Myrick, guest judges: Kim Chi, Landon Cider, and Meatball! And chefs: Patrick Murray, Chef Charlie Ray, and Kattttt! #Gastronauts

🚀 TONIGHT! A new episode of Gastronauts launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges: ☄️ Kim Chi ☄️ Landon Cider ☄️ Meatball