NEW Christmas COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @joewengert.bsky.social @djmausner.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Christmas ghosts, fish horrors & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social exclusively for @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

NEXT WEEK! We’re getting on stage to play Taboo - a board game that I’m led to believe is based on the guy from the Black Eyed Peas

I traveled to Dignity Falls to play a new type of SAD MAN on today’s Neighborhood Listen!

I’m aware this feels like a lifetime away but NEXT TUESDAY if you in Los Angeles come to UCB to see (some of) The Smokes play Taboo live on stage

I’m on the latest episode of the THRILL OF DEFEAT podcast at the spookiest time of the year… THE START OF THE SIXERS SEASON podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Fuck yeah, @danhopp.bsky.social & @joewengert.bsky.social made this happen. “Clap your hands, everybody for the Phil-A-Delphia Seventy-Sixerrrrsss…” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Fun new episode today with @joewengert.bsky.social and @pjsauer.bsky.social talking about the Sixers: Dr. J, Moses Malone, Charles Barkley, Allen Iverson, Joel Embiid, The Process, and LOTS of terrible decisions and losing. But like, COOL losing: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Hello Pat. Thank you Pat. There are more mid 2000s UCB voices involved with this to be announced SOON

Prime Video announced series regulars of the upcoming adult animated comedy series Kevin, created by by Aubrey Plaza (Little Demon, Emily the Criminal, The Little Hours) and Joe Wengert (Big Mouth, Human Resources, UCB Theatre). www.animationmagazine.net/2025/10/prim...

sometimes when I am feeling down I like to think about the time my beloved Philadelphia Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes on first and second down and then rookie defensive back Cooper DeJean intercepted the third down pass and returned it for a touchdown to give the team a 17-0 lead in the Super Bowl

I was on the Do You Need A Ride? podcast with two of my favorite LA-based comedians and it was both FUN and PRODUCTIVE. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

every night the last thing I think before I fall asleep is FEELING DROWSY? EXIT AND REST

I’m having an emotional affair with the sign-spinning mannequin in front of the smoke shop

dogman is copaganda

the will smith slap was seventeen years ago

grapes might be berries but I don’t trust any search engine any more so I guess I’ve got to find a goddamn berry scientist IRL

here I go again on my scone

"Let's shag ass."

printing out copies of one of my unproduced pilots for every little library in los angeles

maybe the pope comes back with a chin implant

I demand an email from every American dog outlining five times that they were a good baby this week

advancements are being made in bounce house technology with no regard for parent sanity

I’ve seen bigger birds

the pope was like “fuck it man. it’s saturday night. break out the good wine and LET THE CONCLAVE BEGIN”

my data sucks shit. go nuts man good luck with it

if you lease your car, the car knows and it is sad about it

the person who hit Howie with a beer can should have to spend the entirety of next season in a cowboys jersey

best age to tell kids about shrimp tails in cinnamon toast crunch guy

Trump take egg

trump has signed an executive order to make himself a playable character in super smash bros

Car: A Cars Story

I just feel like we still can’t rule out some last minute magic from Mahomes

but the sixers lost again so

no matter what happens, Confetti Man gets paid tonight

cigarette flavored potato chips

Hey UCB folks! Jimmy Jatho just got out of the hospital after heart surgery. Please help him out if you can! gofund.me/01aed96b

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my skittle juice

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

it is time to buy ourselves seven years and make elon musk an SNL cast member

friday the 31st is spooky if you’re dyslexic

starry is sprite that they found on the moon

I am hearing that the twain actually shall meet (if they haven’t met already)

remember in the substance when she gets that big witch finger? I heard that was your mom’s finger

kate bush? what’s next, jake tree?

Every time an NFL QB looks down at their wrist to read something it’s Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics

somehow, palpatine kept on chooglin’

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

No need to apologize, Ralph. I am riveted by what you and your boys are getting up to here

If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday