Huge congratulations to the New Year's Run Tour Grant recipient - Opportunity Music Project! The New York City organization will receive $2,000 to help cover costs of new instruments and sheet music for low-income orchestra students,

Los Angeles was surrounded by a hurricane of fire to begin this year and it feels like most adults won’t entertain the idea that they maybe should try to drive less.

Starting a new trend in cannaposting: root ball porn Folks this deactivated vascular system is positively dirty and competition level

The dependency on an LLM to ::checks notes:: “explode ideas” just screams to me that this person has no significant bonds. Which takes me back to this essay, “AI Is A Slavery Fetish.” aeoncollective.substack.com/p/ai-is-a-sl...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

So forgive me please but is Bardot in the bardo?

This dude brings a 300 dollar cot and then digs his own snow cave and lights a fire with a flint, he’s a symphony of contradiction

Got high and can’t stop watching arctic camping videos please send help

The 53 year old loser with “humanist” and “anarchist” in their bio who invades a thread to troll someone grieving a death on the day after Christmas is a perfect example of why I don’t label my politics here

You could abolish ice today and the injustice they have released would still echo for generations

Whoever promises to make sure these chuds spend the rest of their lives in camps eating cat food gets my vote, I don’t care about the odds

We are supposed to take stock of what we have survived and overcome. And of course what we have lost and gained. A lot can be lost and gained in a year!

It’s okay not to note or qualify that a “year” isn’t a self contained unit and that nothing begins or ends when reflecting. Reflection is normal, dividing time in our minds is normal, and a calendar year is a good interval for reflection, so just post that shit, it’s good for you.

A Christmas Story 2: Grover Dill Starts the Heritage Foundation

It's my first Christmas without Mom. Of course it's bringing up feelings. Mostly, I'm reminded of how I chose to be a different kind of mom. If you need a mom-type person today, here's what I try to give my kid. I give it to you today too. Apply as needed:

The three kings had gold, frankincense, myrrh, and if you knew how to ask, the firemost hash

🅱️ah humbug, yall ✌️

The redeemer you need most was born the moment you were

I’m every cookie It’s all in me

Almost go time in this story and Santa is finally showing some gains but all the misfit toys are getting hypothermia

Yes the revolvers too where state law permits

REI should sell The Yukon Cornelius Collection

Two days ago I broke an auxiliary branch leading to this bud site and was despondent until I realized this plant makes her own glue and all I had to do was lift it gently back on there to fuse again and resume bulk without missing a beat

When a final deluge or fire consumes LA as prophecy foretells I hope Maynard is here to see all go down per his wish and not touring villas in Tuscany or something

Prison guards: - Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs. - Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died. - Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died. All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.

when you're absolutely committed to having a white christmas

Razzmospheric Otter

If you show up at your dentist as often as he showed up on rape island they’d be like hey go home freak

Trump went to that island eight times in three years, they probably had to crowbar him off child victims just to get him to leave

I’m told there are people who believe Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

At least a December atmospheric river means a megafire-free January! 2026 is already better!

Someone gave Marco the fish scale by accident! No Marco no!

One of my favorite tv characters of all time, easily RIP

Marriott has agreed to a settlement requiring it to stop trying to make bonvoy a word

Buy work clothes from Gruntch and you can come to our happy hour in a storage space where no girls are allowed and we name pants after each other

(Bring me the talents of Nazim Kadri)

Is it me or does Calgary get to the brink of a fire sale every year and then go on a win streak, sell no one, and miss the playoffs

Just blacked out eating a whole blondie

Humidity dome with barges full of individually wrapped gifts idling in the bay, Christ is born

Air quality currently approaching bladerunner level, merry xmas

Wait if Jake Paul has a broken head do we still get to have the Fourth of July?

He was making an agreement with himself that this had been a terrible mistake and then the blow landed and all that good sense was washed out of his bucket

The one on the left is one of the funniest sports stills I’ve seen in my long life and we will appreciate it for years to come It’s like someone in the second tower who already saw what that plane did to the first one

I’d take a bullet for Danault and hope he gets a cup in Montreal or wherever, he is a gamer and good human being

Is it good to have no 3C at all or nah

Good god Ken you fucking dupe

Hearing the whole altered beast suite in milbun would be >>>>> imo

*presses a big button that starts a countdown sign for "Time until a group of car dealership owners is found dead adrift in a speedboat"*