I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

trying to do computer programming thingies is hard when your brain is made of soup from being sick all week

i shan't be satisfied until my boobs have a fold underneath

i feel less worse today except i have a headache from not drinking coffee yesterday

guys i'm drinking so much water and eating healthy food and taking baths and i'm still sick what the fuck

youre allowed to change your mind

i don't like being sick. why did they invent being sick. they should un invent being sick.

horchata in the coca cola america 250 cup is diabolical. death to america viva mexico

coughing and spitting so hard rn who want me

think i'm gonna call out of work tomorrow. i still feel crummy and i think trans women deserve two 4 day weekends in a row as a treat

who's godforsaken penis do i have to fellate to fellate a fucking cock around here

oh and death to america

i've decided i'm to feel better later. i do not like feeling poorly and am ready for it to end

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

whose dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around here?

it's not that much bigger than mine... right? right???

new metaphor just dropped

hrt that makes your tongue longer gender affirming surgery that makes your tongue longer supplements and exercises that make your tongue longer google why aren't you answering hello

if i had a tattoo what tattoo would i have. genuine question no correct answer just curious

i'd like to stop blowing my nose and start blowing penises please thank you

my body: sexy my sinuses: fucked my mental health: probably the best it's ever been but still lots of room for improvement

did you know you can just take a bubble bath with a salad and a water bottle and some lube and a dildo

on the one hand smoking a bowl of weed would make my throat feel worse, but on the other hand it would make my mind feel worse... lots to consider

what if instead of me being all congested instead i wasn't all congested or alternatively someone fired a barrett .50 cal thru my forehead

teriyaki yum :)

800 million year old men who's glasses are probably fogged up from wearing a mask in their car LOVE merging into me making me lay on my horn and then giving me a little "teehee oopsie" hand wave

we get a little mischievous... *buys sustenance*

need to go buy cat food... what if i got teriyaki while i'm out..... >:)

guys i might feel really gross and congested right now but at least i'm posting absolute dogshit on the timeline

making cool engine noises trying to clear the gunk out of my throat if you care. if you even GIVE a SHIT. i should have known you would treat me like this! i should have listened to my friends when they said you were bad for me! but nooooo i just had to see the best in you! never call me again!!

put too much shampoo and conditioner in my hair cause i wanted to empty and wash my little travel bottles and by the time i got it all out the water was cold. this is my story

guys would yo- a burlington northern freight train moving at full speed appears from thin air, eviscerating my head and shoulders before disappearing just as fast

guys would you prance through me and absorb my astral energy if i got turned into a red mist by an evil wizard

someone should grope me about this

guys i'm so gunked uppp it's so bad

guys would you still love me if i was ontologically evil

slept for like 12 hours augh

guys i'm so soft and squishy it's crazy

it's a right thigh day breasties 😔

my transition will be complete when i no longer feel too embarrassed to post the photo of the first time i tried on lipstick 4 years and 3 months prior to starting hrt. and also when i've forgiven that stupid cowardly bastard for waiting that long.

looking at old photos and like. what. how did i look like that? my shoulder blades still do that but i mean the rest of me. what the hell

there's a small fly of some sort in the bathroom with me. really harshing the vibe in here

oh shit it's jab estrogen into my thigh and rub testosterone on my cock thursday i forgot

bathtub salad >:)

i am a thought leader

get down and give me 20 reps of jacking off NOW

good morning pleasanton nebraska

goodnight waynoka oklahoma