hes playing his favorite game

“What followed was Satan himself and Lightning McQueen competing in a rap battle. Weird since I thought Satan could just play a mean fiddle, I guess he got with the times.”

had a run-in with a legend today…

apparently some self-declared racist is trying to open a pokemon card store near me and “already bought the inventory, just needs a place” and plans to be open “around mid-late february” lmao. i’d say he’s be sitting on it awhile but that’d mean more money later. i hope hes forced to liquidate lol

“[insert thing here] can’t hurt you” aw :( but i want it to. that sucks.

if it were still a job i’d make hella money as a philosopher. i always be thinkin

no way there’s gonna be MORE?! hyped!

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

“oh boy, i love mario kart and donkey kong! i sure hope they don’t contain any lead paint!” evil mario doin a sick-ass pose on a kart & evil donkey kong that gives u cancer:

today’s #armoryrecap (finally)! sage on kano (had to borrow a deck) r1, v ira: W - misread aether spindle as costing 1 (which wouldve been crazy) & misplayed, but was able to take it r2, v florian: W - still misplayed a bit but learned more!

just started an experience (first time listening)

its crazy how the revolution is being fully started by someone named good getting killed. they killed good. its awful and fuck ice and everything but how is it so on the nose

someone complimented my magolor shirt, hell yeah

starting an organization called bad games done slow and they play bad games really slow. also all the money goes to giving people cancer

picked up a couple guitar hero live controllers bc they were cheap. its both so jarring and kinda cool that you can play bangarang on guitar hero. what the fuck sucks that the direction of that which they went with probably killed the game, though

got some absolute STEALS today, thanks bull moose!

i have no idea how, but i remember and i KNOW it wasnt a dream, a magic 8 ball that you could say “show me ___” and it would show it to you, and me saying “show me golf/a golf ball” and it actually being there. how did those work. what was that

is it possible to be accidentally reckless, or does the nature of the word mean its not? anyways, thats me

we return… :( youtu.be/_uSfjM9d5AU

about to do something despicable

went to a cool record store today! :3

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

smoking every cigarette tonight so i can win the race and be the first person on that billboard

i was trying to figure out if peggle extreme was an april fools joke or not and i have found out that, no, it wasn’t, but more importantly it was released on 9/11

god-awful or god-tier level of pickup line i thought of today. hey girl, are you a potato chip? cuz i think u should fri tos laygs

thinking abt how the 2ds retailed for $79.99. how did they do that

trying not to die laughing at this random button result on the sounds resource

haven’t even beat metroid prime 2 yet but towards the start of my playthrough thought of a rewriting concept which imo makes so much more sense whilst also being more dark. i love it so much

tokimonsta: “every day we live a day” me: so true

That is Captain Toad’s dad

dancin, and prancin, in jingle bell square… in the frosty air! what a bright time, its the right time turok: the dino game

also i feel so weird bc i wanna get more into cosplay but so many of the characters i wanna cosplay are like. tomorrow. faith (mirror’s edge). i do NOT have the body for that…

ds2 spoilers tomorrow: *does the most super coordinated and badass thing ever fragile: “hey its cool you can do that you gotta control it first tho” ???

ITS THAT TIME youtu.be/M16CZ38PuFQ

if i could have any ability of a game character, it might be sam bridges’ reading speed & focus. it took him like maybe a minute and a half to read both mody dick and frankenstein! with someone else talking!!

this video has become very important to me

huh. i wonder if i like sequels to sci-fi shooters… 🤷

just got my first playstation platinum trophy! for control ofc :3

Control Resonant announced coming 2026

CONTROL Resonant –Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhQm... "Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival against a reality-bending cosmic threat."

CONTROL 2 AAAAAAAAA

i’ve had this bit written down in my notes app for awhile haha: what even is christmas? how did “all praise! jesus is born!” become, “oh no, our die hard ornament broke.”

just realized russian hard bass was the blueprint. phonk is the final

How many meatballs do you want in your Metroid?

this is so fucking sick holy shit

wait. i just thought of one that i think is kinda sick. backtracker

i just made the most splatoon ost sounding song its great i love it so much

If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch

psa to all music producers! massive (yes, that one, native instruments), is free with any purchase at plugin boutique! i got some credit and can get a $5 pack, so… will be obtaining it for 14 cents