Of course it’s my turn to work a Saturday, so I can’t stay up to watch this 😔

Deleted my previous post because it’s not like me to be so negative. My sleepy brain knee-jerk-posted when I saw art obviously not meant for me. The post did not add anything meaningful. There is plenty of Hiro Suda art that I do love, and I should focus on that instead. #fabtcg #fleshandblood

(Minor non-story Silksong spoiler) - - - - - - - Oh! You’re supposed to have double jump to get through Sinner’s Road! Wish I knew that before slamming my head against a wall for 2 hours lmao

#fabtcg fan card #75! Only pitched a yellow from deck so you can’t swing Rok? SIKE, ROK SLAM Opponent didn’t attack again so you left a card in your hand and can’t swing Rok? SIKE, ROK SLAM #fabtcg #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #75! Only pitched a yellow from deck so you can’t swing Rok? SIKE, ROK SLAM Opponent didn’t attack again so you left a card in your hand and can’t swing Rok? SIKE, ROK SLAM #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Won another smash palace box at superslam prerelease tonight, mere hours after making this post lmao 2-1 with the worst Kayo deck over ever seen. Just run block 3s and block out and Lyath kind of just dies. #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Not usually one to complain but my box of smash palace had 1 majestic in 12 packs. Just wanted to share my pain and my vow to avoid MPG packs unless otherwise necessary. At least I got the cool game board, I guess? #fabtcg #fleshandblood

LOVE doing this 🪨

Renounce Violence for Flesh and Blood Superslam (repost)

Is this the time that Fleshbag finally gets banned in Blitz? Getting intimidated into your entire life total without a bloodrush seems rough. #fabtcg #fleshandblood

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#fabtcg fan card #74! (Sorry gang, no funny caption this time) I’m already looking forward to the next event and getting to see my new friends again! No clue where that will be, but I’m glad that “playing the game” also lets me “see the world”. Thanks LSS. #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #74! (Sorry gang, no funny caption this time) I’m already looking forward to the next event and getting to see my new friends again! No clue where that will be, but I’m glad that “playing the game” also lets me “see the world”. Thanks LSS. #fleshandblood

No poké stop at the U.S. border 😔

Farewell Montreal! Shout out to all the lovely people I got to meet in-person: @ratal1e.bsky.social @thezoestarr.bsky.social (she sells cute stickers!) @howlingmines.com @thelazydog.bsky.social @maulcore.bsky.social @lupinefiasco.bsky.social @dani42.bsky.social @ourplecat.bsky.social #fabtcg

I sadly didn’t see what kind of deck my final opponent was on during Swiss because I was always the last game going. Had I seen they were on a weird fatigue Ira, I may have brought the scars in and got there. Lost at 1 life each. Happy with my record and a top 4 though :) #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Rocking Decimator Dori at the commoner Gold Foil event in Montreal! I’m the only 5-0 before top 8! Beat Dash, Ira, Ira, Chane, and Ira. I’m about to enter the top 8 Ira gauntlet. Wish me luck! I’m so fucking hyped right now because I get to choose 2nd in all my matches! #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Felt like a big miss for the event this weekend to not have any SUP product at the ticket booth other than the armory deck. I’m here to open packs on foreign soil! Let me open more! #fabtcg #fleshandblood

OMG they call corn dogs Pogos, that’s so cute!

Montreal, your toilet paper game is WEAK! My sensitive American butthole deserves better!

Ira is the Pikachu of Flesh and Blood. Prism is the Charizard of Flesh and Blood.

Went 3-1 with Kayo, losing at the top 8 tables! So I’m not 100% washed up let’s goooooo #fabtcg #fleshandblood

They can’t keep getting away with itttt #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Had a rough pool for all heroes at the #fabtcg super slam premiere tbh. Either the pool didn’t have enough reds or blues but I chose Pleiades and ended 2-1-1 for a perfectly average finish 🥳 Gonna do a commoner armory and the sealed at the end of the day to redeem myself (or confirm I’m a scrub) 🤪

If you’re in Montréal this weekend for the #fabtcg premiere, there is an unlimited weekend tram pass available at the ticket vending machines if you plan on hopping to ends of the town :) #fleshandblood

YUL, I am in Yu. Took forever to figure out my hostel’s Wi-Fi so this post is like 1.5 hours late #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Landed in upper NY, and now bussing across the border! One step closer to #fabtcg SuperSlam! (Yes this was a full day of travel but it was $200 cheaper lmao)

Landed in D.C waiting for the ticket booth to open for my connecting flight!

Getting waffle house with my partners as a bon voyage breakfast before they drop me off at the airport for Montreal ❤️

Brush up on rulings and card interactions in Super Slam with Rules Reprise: fabtcg.com/en/articles/...

Love to see good things happen to society

Curb Your Enthusiasm Music Theme plays

Beautifully eloquent as always.

Does anyone know if players are allowed to take their shirts off at official #fabtcg venues? Also unrelated, does anyone know 3 individuals willing to paint letters on their chest and try to rip their shirts off when the livestream camera pans to the crowd? #fleshandblood

Many /magic the gathering/ and /flesh and blood/ players ask the question: How do I understand a woman’s mental state and manipulate her to go home with me from a date so I can continue “Sharking” young inexperienced women at bars? Oh wait, that’s not many players? Just SloopDoop and Saint Hung?

Are you ready to unleash your inner superstar and take your performance to the top?! @fabtcg.com is ready to make YOU a VIP! Win your very own Pleiades Armory Deck and TWO marvel hero cards! Like, Follow, and Retweet by 11:59pm EDT on Thursday, September 11th to enter! ✨ #fabtcg

What’s a good music pun we can make with Cast Bones since it’s the same witch doctor? Cast Tones? Cast Baritones? Compose Bones? #fabtcg #fleshandblood

It’s my head canon that Lyath commissioned these art pieces himself in order to see himself as the tallest thing in the arena. Farquaad syndrome. His bedroom mirror is probably a funhouse mirror. #fabtcg #fleshandbloos

With the World Premiere of Super Slam, Canada gets its first Calling and legions of players will be headed to Montreal next week! To light the way, judge Oscar Ojeda Gomez brings you one of the most comprehensive overviews of Montreal and the various activities you can enjoy while visiting! #fabtcg

So who wants to hang out in montreal? Maybe get some bagels? Do some karaoke? Montreal’s china town is literally right beside the Calling venue, too! I’ve looked up quite a few things I plan to do, but I know it’d be more fun with a friend :) #fabtcg #fleshandblood

Fellas, I think the #fabtcg meta is just fine… comparatively… #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #73! Did you know the tragedy of “Uzuri once sat on a guy’s face and stabbed their balls”? I thought not, it isn’t a story the LSS devs would tell you… They removed it from her lore, after all… But I don’t forget. I remember the first canon castration. #BallGate #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #73! Did you know the tragedy of “Uzuri once sat on a guy’s face and stabbed their balls”? I thought not, it isn’t a story the LSS devs would tell you… They removed it from her lore, after all… But I don’t forget. I remember the first canon castration. #BallGate #fleshandblood

it's #fabtcg GIVEAWAY time!! i have a set of chicago-themed goldkiss rum tokens and 1 set of thai cards streaming dice for some lucky winners! to enter: 1. subscribe to youtube.com/@smashinggoo... 2. comment to tell me you did! 3. open your dms so i can contact the winner! winner chosen 9/4

Daily FAB Card Day 68 Name of Card: Hoist 'Em Up Rarity: Rare Set code: SEA Card number: 055 Artist: Thomas Ressuge #fabtcg

So to summarize, the leaker: -stole enough cases mid-shipment to open the Fabled (4 or more) -posted a CASE online for only $90 -asked Reddit how much they should sell a Marvel for I think they thought they were stealing Pokémon cards and don’t even play this game tbh #fabtcg #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #72! While I was crashing out 2 weeks ago over making a viable Blitz Puffin deck, this came to me in a dream. A dream where brute and runeblade equipment can’t hurt me any more… And a dream where Palantir gets even more value than it already does… #fleshandblood

#fabtcg fan card #72! While I was crashing out 2 weeks ago over making a viable Blitz Puffin deck, this came to me in a dream. A dream where brute and runeblade equipment can’t hurt me any more… And a dream where Palantir gets even more value than it already does… #fleshandblood

Manic pixie mech girls 🤝 Diving towards the bottom right of the art box #fabtcg #fleshandblood