Things I learned by being the worst performing Terra at #fabtcg Calling SD! 🌳 Terra is fun 🌳 Tracking my pitch makes me feel smart but yours makes me feel like a genius 🌳 GEM roulette hates me and I shouldn’t register decks with 0%ers 🌳 My testing was good but didn’t anticipate the field 🌳 6 < 7

All packed for #fabtcg Calling San Diego! Only the essentials

To my lovely Dromai opponent a2gul on @talishar.bsky.social, who so charmingly refused to let the game state progress after I had a popper for every single one of their dragons culminating with Yendurai, may I recommend PEN all-star Haboob Alternatively, may I suggest gitting gud

I hope I’m wrong because Wobble seems like one of the most feels bad cards ever It’s 0-cost and cares about something Oscilio already wants to do, making it an easy answer to his bad matchups. Sigils are instants, so you can never put him off of having it. When Wobble is bad, he can filter it away

A huge “thank you!” to @fabtcg.com for giving me the chance to spoil another fantastic card, and to the star of the show Cinnamon Bunsworth 🐈 What a fun video to make with such an amazing actor! He’s the epitome of a professional Here’s hoping I see you all again next set!

Again asking LSS to stop giving #fabtcg spoilers to transphobic sex pests. I'll complain every time he gets one. Every time I complain about it, someone knew learns about Sloop's bullshit. Fuck this guy. He doesn't deserve to be a part of a community as diverse and genuinely caring as this one is.

As much as I love good wordplay, the Copium of Rathe memes seem overblown! I’m impressed with PEN There are misses clearly intended for formats that no longer exist, but in CC at least underperforming heroes got many tools and top heroes got few. SAGE is a brewer’s paradise. Chane is dead. No notes

Some of the best #fabtcg players in NorCal got together for some SAGE gameplay with all the new cards from PEN, and I was fortunate enough to commentate! Get a peek at the new meta ahead of the world premier!

Had your fill of #fabtcg Compendium spoilers for the day? Have a good night's sleep, give yourself some recovery time, then get back here bright and early for MY spoiler! In just over 12 hours, we're getting into the Majestics, baby! 6 am PST. I'll see you there!

Tonight, I am on stream with @fleshandbad.bsky.social talking Compendium of Rathe and Silver Age. Who won who lost? Let's talk about it. #fabtcg

Being able to clash with allies is a HUGE buff to Brute and Guardian, and I’ve lost at least one game by not being able to Sigil of Suffering trigger an attacking angel WHAT a change! Huge props to LSS 💫

#fabtcg #simpsonsFAB

SET YOUR CLOCKS In less than 72 hours, my Compendium of Rathe #fabtcg spoiler goes LIVE Watch it here! You won’t be disappointed 🐈 😈

BEAR HUG LETS GO BAYBEE KAYO STAYS WINNING

I’ll take this sentiment a step further and say that I was wrong to complain about the pace of spoilers at all While I would’ve liked to see more during the downtime between Worlds and the December B&R, I’ve been very engaged with CC this RTN season and haven’t needed the stimuli that spoilers give

In under a week, I'll be spoiling the first(?) new #fabtcg Majestic card this year! Compendium of Rathe is set to be a banger; I can hardly wait to kick things off! Lest I forget, Bun is very excited to see you all again Join me in a week for my best video so far! Saturday, January 31st, 6am PST

This will be a work of ART

Excited to play this on stream tomorrow! Enki the 🐐

This is the part where I walk away from practice wondering why Gravy Bones is still allowed to

With Silver Age launching around the corner I have a few cards that I think should be banned before PQ season. Chane has been dominant but not impossible to beat. I think Runeblade having access to conditional 0 for 5 defense reactions goes against the format principles. #fabtcg

Paging @fabtcg.com creators! Who would be interested in participating in FAB Gameshows on the channel? Think Jeopardy, Deal or No Deal, Price is Right, etc. but, yknow, all Flesh and Blood! plz repost for visibility thanks love you

Through no one’s fault but my own, the five bullets I had to qualify for #fabtcg Nationals have become three. Despite top 8ing twice, an XP invite seems unlikely when my NorCal peers are hitting seven to eight events In short, call me David Bowie and Freddy Mercury because I am ✨under pressure✨

I played PEAK FLORIAN at my only RTN with him: 🌳 Block Miller’s Grindstone with 3 Canopy Shelters to make 6 Mights, then send 7 Runechants and 9 power Reaping for lethal. Two cards left in deck 🪾 Set up Tree, put Gravy to 1 through AB1 and 2 Sawbones, draw 4 reds, lose in quarters PEAK. FLORIAN.

Having gooner artwork drooling with male gaze in the game just nurture that kind of culture and doesn't help the game be a welcoming place for women when they see these kind of artworks being relayed here as well.

Begging lss to stop making gooner art. They can make cool art that doesnt over sexualize women i swear they've done it before. And I am NOT saying that women have to be portrayed purely with modesty. I'm just saying there are so many other options.

@bryceplatz.bsky.social @merkittens.bsky.social This adorable kitty cat belongs to Lauren Fiasco! Her name is Marley Muffin, and she's the sweetest baby you'll ever meet 😻⚡

Asking for San Diego too 🙂

LSS marketing team when it’s time to hype up their #fabtcg product: 😴😴 Seriously every time a commentator said “Silver Age” on stream we should have seen a spoiler. Content creator spoilers not starting until the end of this month is genuinely deranged as well. Pls get it together, I’m begging! 🙃

My gut response to seeing my #fabtcg PEN spoiler was “oh shit” Why did I say that? What did I see? Find out Saturday, January 31st!

Any of my mutuals looking for someone to join their testing for PT Yokahoma and/or have an open space in their housing? Both looking to level up my prep for this PT and for people to travel with since my normal travel buddies aren't going

My first #fabtcg giveaway summed up in a single image. My apologies to anyone who thought I was scamming them!

Stop by the stream in about three hours for your chance to win! #fabtcg

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll JART. Prep for your #fabtcg RTN with the crew of the JARTcast on Episode 5, available now!

Fabdle 2026-01-08 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Took the 50/50 and guessed wrong 😔

Happy to see that #fabtcg Discourse Tuesday is alive and well in 2026

I'm back to my regular #fabtcg streaming schedule! I'm bribing you all to return to watch with an Arakni Armory Deck giveaway taking place this Friday, January 9th! ALL you have to do is show up and chat! No fees, follows, or subscriptions required

My #fabtcg RTN top 8

If I had a nickel for every time a brunette teenage girl whose name starts with “El” told her nonbiological father figure whose name starts with “J” that she isn’t his daughter Sara(h) on a premier streaming series, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

2025 recapped

To close out the year I started up a Patreon to focus on guardian strategy and deck techs. Here is my first article. I’m taking Valda to RTN’s. #fabtcg www.patreon.com/posts/147007...

Thank you @irespectwomen.bsky.social for commissioning me to make a Jarl token! This has been challenging and fun! Be on the lookout for more updates from them regarding this frosty man! #fabtcg

I’m very happy to have been able to test out this feature! I’ll do my best to provide decent examples of what (not) to do in the games I play for you all 😅

- Pay $1000+ for flights/lodging/deck - Play #fabtcg Calling with no prizing for placement - Apply for Invitational on merit(?) - Repeat until top-tier status And unlike Callings, I would think your chances of invitation increase with variety (i.e. bring a new deck every time) Would you play this?

A viewer told me that they unsubbed because my thumbnails are annoying. The presentation needed work but I appreciate the note Here's the thing: this is what works in 2025. Background + tagline + creator face gets the most clicks, and A-B testing supports that Don't hate the player, hate the game

Goal setting for my 2026 in #fabtcg! ✈️ Travel to and compete in 12+ tier 2 and 6+ tier 3/4 events 💻 Maintain a 3-day/week streaming schedule 🎬 Establish and maintain a 3-short/week posting schedule I struggle to balance the time I dedicate to play and content, and I hope to do better next year!

I hope that everyone enjoys the Kano bit because I had to sacrifice monetization for it 😫 #fabtcg

I think a major factor here is the players on slippy and players are mario have always been very different. They share cards by necessity, but their gameplans are quite different. Oversimplifying: slippy appeals to ninja players, mario appeals to warrior players. Both appeal to assassin players.

What's the over under on how long it will take the #fabtcg community's Bonds of Agony PTSD to fade such that it realizes Marionette uses all of the same cards and lines that Slippy does but - better - more consistently, and - with two more health? I say more than two months but less than three