i love it when my gf rolls over to hold me in her sleep

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idk what new horrors will be revealed today but i take solace that nothing in this set will make me angrier than sink below does

hungover on a wednesday

i gotta be more argumentative on here. imagine being the last person to get into a flame war with the next white boy who misses the shot

wifeless week

get ready for next week! my wife (girlfriend) is leaving me forever (one week trip with her mom) and you can all watch me deteriorate (rot away into a shell of my former brilliance)

I’m reporting in from the cuck command center. I got the earpiece in while they’re fucking. I’m getting the humiliation piped directly in and putting my reactions up on the board. I’m leading a cuck scrum

Something instead of nothing

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Call my girlfriend the bag the way I’m chasing her

wait did we know about SAGe legal blaze? is that like, new?

it’s weird how many gay people have something horrifically wrong with them (PTSD, autoimmune conditions, ADHD, from massachusetts)

woke aristocrat who arranges his lesbian daughter’s marriage

Please follow back

oh nice, I found the full original version

polyamory was created by dating apps to get users who never log off

finally hitting the point where i’m more frustrated with other people’s work than my own and i get why people hate me so much

SQL injections are just hypnosis but for computers

forcefem ppl are like: i’m gonna makeup a guy

i blame the current pop culture mormon moment on mr brightside by the killers

being bad at your job is praxis

they should make a transgender challengers

babe are you okay? you ‘ve been posting really good lately

I understand Pope fatigue (I was confirmed by a child molester) and to an extent it's a Let Them Fight situation but it's genuinely important and different that the Catholic Church, a major geopolitical actor with endless resources dating back millennia, is coming out hard against fascism this time

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

new anime coming in 2027: “In 2023 i liked a halimede post on twitter and now im living with a cis lesbian chaser?”

"work" is this scary place girlfriends go to sometimes

i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!

Imagine the type of swingers on the Northernlion Cruise

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

that’s wifeslop you only like it because it’s wife

i’m NOT getting cucked! I’m doing QA on the sex my wife is getting from her girlfriend

“You better not be Victor GoldShip when I get back” My high and mighty ass: #umamusume #fabtcg

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

my gf is playing the pro tour today :3 subscribe to my metafy to learn how to be a supportive girlfriend

My favorite bit in the entire show but “I didn’t use the whole thing” is such a nice touch because you’re already presented with the orphan part but what does using a part of an orphan mean.

Played against @sereneshireen.bsky.social at armory and i played an early visit the goldmane estate, drew another, and played it. Summer, hearing me pray out loud to not hit an all red hand, on riptide, hits me with the most timely Take the Bait into Buzzsaw Trap of all time (pictured below)

shout out to the people at the ProTour but the greatest game of flesh and blood this weekend happened today at my LGS

chicago real estate is crazy it’s like “for a small fortune you can get a moderately sized condo 7 miles from downtown”

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency. The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.

this thai restaurant is currently playing pony by ginuwine

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

StS2 players bitching about the Regent is so fucking minion-coded