just watched the rep for mike simmons step up to hold the door for disabled people entering broadway armory park

izzy and i made pots! we tried to do the movie ghost but they kicked us out

fab is far and away the most reactionary game i have played. not like politically* but every decision it makes feels like it stems from “i most enjoyed magic the gathering most at a 2014 Modern Grand Prix how do i recreate that”

izzy is actually a paid actor to inflate my ego by telling me i’m funny whenever i make a joke

I just tried telling my girlfriend how much I love her and how much she means to me and she says “hey can you actually say opposite to me right now? I’m trying to get into no surprises by Radiohead”

cannot stop listening to the mountain goats the life of the world to come. genuinely an all timer album.

thinking about A24s The Green Knight. when the green knight said “whatever blow you deal to me i shall return in a year” why didn’t Gawain blow him crazy style? he didnt have to kill him. is he stupid?

tgirl far side: *woman in middle distance juggling on a unicycle in clown makeup* two girls talking in the foreground caption: “Her doctor finally prescribed her pro-Jester-one”

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

people are too nuanced these days bring back certainty. “idk man it depends” this is not a court of law

having an “adderall is working day” where you leave work early sucks because i’m still late but i can’t stop myself from adding things to my to do list today

guy from your wow guild who stops raiding with you after you come out because his wife doesn’t let him talk to women online anymore

izzy is asking me is slay the spire is a euphemism for bottom surgery

God i love the healing powers of shwarma

was not expecting to learn that brutes reproduce via magic spontaneous generation through carrion today

a society grows great when old men eat pizza and ice cream, so that their daughters might dine on sushi and bubble tea

do you think if kanye successfully drops the whole nazi thing in 50 years they’ll put him on trading cards like “Kanye of the West”

as the inheritors of the eunuch vizier spirit, trans women are greatly advantaged at grand strategy games

crazy that in 2016 frank ocean released a song named after killua hxhs nen ability, and it’s about letting go of gon

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

Our son turns 9 today please wish him a happy birthday or else he will be sad

Bard Knight 01 🛡️ Dost thou shred? 🎸

veterinarians are predators. "veterinarian" is an oppressive class, like neurotypical people or solipsist people.

Dunknutt #fabtcg

deeply disrespectful of my friends to introduce me to the board game equivalent of crack cocaine and tell me “we only play this once a year”

No amount of MAGA money can erase @rajaforil.bsky.social’s biggest weakness: his own record. He voted to fund ICE, he voted to thank ICE, and he's spent a decade cozying up to the same ICE contractors and MAGA forces he claims to stand up against. Illinoisans deserve better.

i don’t believe in parasocial relationships every single bluesky mutual is invited to the christening of my child

🚨 ⚠️ BREAKING! Sir Keir Starmer reveals plans following Gorton-on-Denton by-election: "I will diminish, and go into the west"

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

i know someone with three kids, two trans, one she took in after their own parents disowned them. their state banned trans healthcare, so they moved to chicago specifically for "sanctuary." the big healthcare provider they went there for quit treating trans patients last year.

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

Delete y'all amazon wishlists unless you want your address available to every fucking body in the next update. Switch it up to throne since it's anonymous still.

looking my beautiful loving girlfriend in the eyes and kissing her forehead before i leave: “i love you and im not mad at you” my beautiful and loving girlfriend who i love with my entire heart and who never ever ever annoys me ever about 30seconds after i leave: ”i feel like you were mad at me”

people love to do actions and get responses and feedback!

i’m actually skipping armory to do this and also because the rest of the boltyn cards are in the mail

no sorry i can’t come to dnd this week, im meeting with my generals to prepare for this weekends Twilight Imperium Conquest (making a big spreadsheet assigning each faction as a weird +angsty youtube playlist i’ve been reccomended)

chicks with clinically significant dicks

pretty much. "what if you did all of puberty again at breakneck pace but you were already an adult with a job and also you did not have anyone to help you and also everyone is mad that you aren't already good at everything and also everyone wants to have sex with you but in a more objectifying way"

Happy anniversary to me and izzy. Here’s some of selfie highlights of the past year, look upon how cute we are and despair

chat, i love her so much you don’t even know (despite how much we both post about it)

Yesterday was Dani and I’s anniversary! We cross stitched some earrings and then went to a fancy dinner at a Michelin star restaurant to celebrate. So happy to spend another year with the love of my life and the girl who brings me immense joy. I love our little life together. Here’s to many more ❤️

Well... I also think people would do well to internalise this about the Epstein files. Yes, influential and powerful people affected the discourse on trans people and rape culture. But what about everyone who agreed with them? What about those who did their dirty work?

chicken shawarma sando in one pocket, orange soda in the other. life can’t be that bad

People asking “why can’t we have that?” over stories about Andrew getting arrested and the former South Korean president getting life for a coup attempt and then attacking anyone who dares criticize a party that can’t even say “abolish ICE” or promise to impeach our fascist, pedophile dictator.