Autocorrect just finding little ways to tell me to fuck myself every day istg

This new thing where randon joints and literal bones out of nowhere for seemingly no reason just hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER. Several times a day. DAILY. might be the death of me

Wait is she fucking TWO of her brothers?!

What if I just Swung my leg out and YEET

Really hate the idea that so much of our world was formed around people selling off or bargaining away their daughters

Did I ever show you the bedazzling I've been doing on my uv nail lamp?

So. The direwolves are both the best and also least shitty characters in this series it seems

He really just paid her to look at her pussy one last time What a man

WILD question thanks to game of thrones Ok while humans wean off the boob pretty quick like Keeping a kid on breast milk longer isn't like Harmful right? Just weird? I mean physically God knows what that could do emotionally/mentally And I mean years not like an extra 6 months obvi

Someone burnt my rotisserie chicken

I've seen people bitching on tiktok about this and I'm sorry the animators/Gege decided to make... the teenage boy... grow up.... to look more like his father. Wild.

It is undoubtedly a good sign that Toji's first and only reaction to my hands approaching his face is to meet me in the middle to rub his face on my outstretched fingers

Starting the harrowing journey of watching Game of Thrones (I have only ever seen the first season)

Look I don't do celeb worship terribly often but as it stands right now, I would commit nefarious crimes to protect Matthew Lillard

The boy He eeps

I do not *play* with my cat ....I go kitty fishin

Not me tryna teach Toji "leave it" It's not like I had dog(s) for fifteen years or anything pffffff

You ever just forget certain musicians/actors/celebrities are dead

"Just my luck to be abducted by INCOMPETENT science pirates"

Linda le encanta mis manos jugando con sus oyes.

I love The Imperfects so much because tf do you mean the kid who starts turning into a chupacabra is also the one already dating a monsterfucker

just thinking about Crassus, possibly the wealthiest Roman to ever live, and how his attempted conquest of the middle east ended with his death (molten gold being poured down his throat) cause…uh…i’m a history buff, not because of any contemporary analogs

Anyways I'll put my little soapbox away now

Also because I know this is A Thing online.... in the midst of posting normally I feel obligated to say: I see what's going on. I'm aware. I care. I have opinions even. "Why aren't you posting about it?" BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS AND WE CANT ALL BE DOING THIS OR WE WILL ALL GO FULLY FUCKIN INSANE

One of the only shows my brain is allowing me to focus on rn is Wednesday and every time I get angrier with Francoise Like, you been gone HOW long and one of the first things you do is slap your son across the face for talking back like he's not an angry teenage boy who thought he'd been orphaned

3 things my cats accepts that I love: Nose boops Kisses on him face Being picked up and carried by pretty much anyone And I will actually give myself credit for the desensitizing I did with him as a baby for all of this. Go me. Go Toji. Parenting win. Love this for both of us

I never expected one of the highlights of this year would be Flavor Flav celebrating and supporting female athletes but I'm so fuckin far from mad about it

Once again.

Hell is open and the demons are all idiots

I’m gonna mute the word “distraction” for the next 72 hours. None of this is a distraction from anything else, the US Government is, and has been, a death cult run by rapists. Every atrocity they commit is its own reward.

The animal urge to chug water until you puke

Here's a weird thing Of the two cats I've had as an adult Why has neither of them liked my stepmom??? She's a cat lady to her core

I'm going to try to motivate myself to fix my depression pit by telling myself it's so people can come over and hang out with my cat because little man loves people and I love when people love him

I am once again asking someone to be the Bane to my Batman (crack me in half like a glowstick because my back fucking huuuuuurts)

Do you ever look at the little creature you keep in your home and just go "gosh how are you just so beautiful"

I'm fuckin TIRED bro

What if I got home and just snip snip do a little hacking at my hair Not for like Controlling what we can when things feel out of control reasons I just can't afford a hair cut and my split ends have gained sentience and finalized their divorces lmao

@caroolinemoon.bsky.social girl, again?!

You know I should be embarrassed by my ability to remember all the lyrics to all the old ass Hollywood Undead songs I love but *gestures around at everything* let's be real, this is a truly minor offense and if its the worst thing I'm doing, I think I'll be ok

........why tf are we talking about Max Landis NOW?!

Fighting for my life! On the Toilet

The global wellness industry, at $6.2 trillion a year, is 4 times larger than the global pharmaceutical industry.

My acid reflux seems to be whooping my ass this week (or. You know. I'm dying at an alarming rate. Whatever) and I'm so tired of having a body

Bestie they let you rawdog anything if you stay quiet enough

WINDYCHU AND WAVYCHU

The new starters are killing me, I want to stuff them all in my pockets and take them everywhere and this is me remembering in real time that they are in fact pocket monsters and this is the Correct Reaction but anyways. Gecqua.

I'm sorry my ability to read faltered upon seeing "Dinkytown" and nothing beyond that registered DINKYTOWN?!

Me at about midnight thirty: I have the eep, I go to the sleep Me at 6am: WHAT IN THE FRENCH TOASTED FUCK AM I DOING FULLY FUCKIN AWAKE RN

I ate 15 mini corn dogs and now I am eepy

Every time I watch this episode and see Yuji zip across the screen, I instinctively yell YEET cos I know it's him getting tossed by Hakari 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣