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So hype for WoW: Midnight. New changes look amazing.

Who up ranging they goon?

To the tune of Fly by Sugar Ray: Iiiiiii just want to die

At the amusement park with my son and my wife. Which means I'm a glorified water fountain.

Who up Gaming they Boy?

reposting myself to feel something

alphabet soup was my first taste of literature

She mash on my taters till I garlic her gravy

Boarder patrol is legally obligated to thumb wrestle you if you say "thumb war" when they ask if you have anything to declare

starting a true crime podcast except i’m the one doing the crime

So I was going up but the new iPhone because the battery on my current one is dying so fast. But I updated to iOS 26 and my battery life is great lmao

Have you or someone you know been raw milked? Did the machine convince you to drink raw milk? Stand up and make your voice heard, if you've been milked raw #MilkedRaw

Trans rights are human rights.

Trans rights are human rights.

Just farted real bad and my cat comes over and starts licking the air

So this npm stuff is really goofy

It did

I got a tummy ache and I'm pretty sure a good fart will fix it

There's just something so necessary about going to an apple orchard and getting cider donuts

*blood bends all of bro's blood to his dick* hey look a hot tub

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was taken down as an inside job?

I just think taking your 4yo on a camping trip is the right thing to do.

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I just want someone to eat me like the broccoli cheddar soup in one of those

So you don't believe that ai will take your job, that's fine. But it is taking: 1) your right to fresh, clean air 2) your right to clean water 3) entry level and customer service jobs 4) artistic jobs It is impacting: 1) your electric bill 2) mental health across all creeds 3) online safety

He’s just now finding out that the JD stands for Jorkin Dapeanus

He keeps getting away with this

me: i prolly don't survive past the point when the us runs out of enough food and water to sustain its population without rigid rationing tbh interviewer: okay well i meant "where do you see yourself in the next five years" in terms of your employment here

Who up tryna touch tips?

People saying Tump is dead. Chat is this real?

Don't forget to

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Head and shoulders Squeeze a chode Squeeze a chode Head and shoulders Squeeze a chode Eyes and ears and taint and hole Head and shoulders squeeze a chode

imagine thinking hanging out with a girl entitles you to sex this is is why i don't like you motherfuckers cause why don't assume that when you hangout w your homeboy?

i let my cat pick her own name and she chose "meõw" so

Finally got some molè from the mexican place near me and damn it was dope

And the poopman commeth

Last night my kid decided to start talking about the blood monster that walks around outside our house. We've never mentioned a blood monster None of his shows talk about a blood monster None of his books talk about a blood monster I'm now on the look out for a blood monster

i should tell the editor in my brain to stop printing such antagonizing material

This is the kind of love we all deserve, but especially D

Here I stand Pants are shardded Tried to fart Now it's started Running down My socks are wet I think it's time For no regrets

The Molly of Denali podcast intro music is so sick.

Homie said "I wasn't even hungry I just wanted warm cummies" eye-

Cyclops: genie for my first wish I would like a second eye Jean Grey: scott for the last time I am not using the phoenix force to give you an eye on your dick Cyclops: then what is the point of it? Why bother?

Cyclops: genie for my first wish I would like a second eye Jean Grey: scott for the last time I am not using the phoenix force to give you an eye on your dick Cyclops: then what is the point of it? Why bother?

Strapping Old Man LinkON State Park Sheep of Godess