My friends: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself My therapist: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself My coworkers: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself My students: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself People who have had one interaction with me: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself My brain:

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Yall… when I say I am ugly crying right now!!!! Shoutout to @blackneto.bsky.social and @kurohitsuki.bsky.social!! This has truly made our days!! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

USA Today article just dropped! This is HUGE!!! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

This is who I am. This is why I do it. www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

It's that time! Commishies open NEXT WEEK! I kept prices the same as 2025. Early access via Patreon (opens Jan 1) Any questions drop them below! Likes and shares very appreciated!

Maybe this will help get it through my thick skull:

Therapist: So, what have you accomplished this year? Me:

Share a great female villain

Eh, why not?

This is where I'd put my accomplishments...

Check out my latest article, on YuGiOh and Commander! edhrec.com/articles/how... And Episode 65 of Quote of Arms, on Artifacts, with Looter Scooter! open.spotify.com/episode/61UY...

I am 20 away from 500 on here, and 70 away from 300 on my YouTube. Very proud of my progress! Thanks to all who follow me! Love you!

It would be pretty cool to hit 550 before the new year Only 4 followers to go

If you could get exactly one card taken off of the reserved list, what would it be?

Follow BOTH @trash-artificer.bsky.social AND @interestingmtg.bsky.social!

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and happy holidays to all! Thanks for the joy you add to my life ❤

If you didn't know I paint tokens, I do! Especially when they are pokemon! (Paid work)

My uncle gave my parents cards for my parents, my sister, & me. He asked us to open them at Hanukkah candlelighting. My parents got a card full of writing & a gift card. I got a card with almost nothing on it. My mom is now pissed at me because she thinks I'm hiding the gift card he didn't give me.

If you need verification of this, just look up the band Badfinger.

Facts.

My opinion: Faceless/mindless enemies aren't just racist/colonialist constructs; they're boring.

Looking to get more games of Magic in 2026, and more games of @arsenalmtg.bsky.social specifically, even if it's just me against the Horde. Who wants to throw down?

Check out my latest article for EDHREC, a spicy brew built around a bovine beauty: edhrec.com/articles/thi... And while you're at it, listen to Adamthegathering and I attempt to slay a multifacted topic: Hydras! It's episode 64 of Quote of Arms! open.spotify.com/episode/13qU...

In case you need something for that ride home tonight! Appreciate the listens and sorry for all the posts! Likes, shares, comments, all those things people do at people... they are all appreciated!

It seems that Kai not doing well, so people are posting their memories of him in this thread, where he will be able to read them. #mtg x.com/MartinJuza/s...

I wonder how many AI slop supporters are also folks who mock musicians for using auto tune and modern movies for using cgi and say things like "in my day, artists had REAL talent"?

BTW, if you would like to join my LFG server, here's the link: discord.gg/badBRx8WHR

For those who grew up with a certain wizarding story and continue to connect with it, do some introspection as to what it is that you're actually connecting with, and try to find it some other way that doesn't dehumanize an entire group of people. 🧵

Opening two spots for commissions to help pay for a bill I just got, dms are open!

Got another order of Rock Guard sleeves by @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social today. I love how their textured back gives them a great shuffle feel and they don't take as long to break in. You can get some of these great sleeves too at www.nerdgear.gg/ftzdch and use code JJMICKEY for a 5% discount

What's a common movie/TV quote/cliche that frustrates you more than it probably ought to? For me, it's "I'm sorry for everything". That's the kind of manipulative non-apology that shows the person hasn't reflected on their actions or really isn't sorry.

Tag yourself. I'm the random duck.

Seems like a good time to bring this one back out:

You should run this more. I'm super serious.

I would love to have the Hebrew Glory and the Arabic Stone-Tongue Basilisk framed together.

Let's have a clearance sale! $30 each, free shipping if you buy 2 or more! If ya buy them all I'll cry! I'll draw a custom token with each sale! DM to purchase! Reposts are greatly appreciated!

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Yall. @kurohitsuki.bsky.social is amazing. I feel like we’ve been friends for ever. He’s pushed me to be a better deck builder and Magic player. I love celebrating my friends. So. Go give him a follow if you haven’t.

Feeling good, doing a charity stream with @unsummonedskull.bsky.social on his stream. www.twitch.tv/unsummonedsk...

We are live! Teval VS Rosheen VS Infinite Guideline Station VS Giada!

Trying to get an #edh Spelltable pod together in the next hour for a charity stream! This is serving Fisher House Foundation: Fisher House Foundation builds comfort homes where military & veterans' families can stay free of charge while a loved one is in the hospital.

Check out my latest article on 2025's Instants: edhrec.com/articles/the... & Ellie of WUBRGSky & @warroomedh.bsky.social fame, joins my Quote of Arms podcast to talk about Humans, the most popular creature type in Magic! open.spotify.com/episode/6ejD...

My alter commissions are open! I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year! Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff! Gonna post videos of some of my alters for yall! This belongs to @puppygirlmab.bsky.social

Today is my first anniversary of my name change, or as I call it, "True Birthday". If you wanna help celebrate, here's my crimbus list. :3 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Poor Ayla lost everything including her magic collection... help her out if you can.

Finally put together some Commission pricing sheets! My comms are WIDE OPEN All pricing is negotiable, within reason. Feel free to reach out with ideas not shown here! Not in the market for art? Consider sharing this post! #mtg #mtgalters #communityartist

Update to my active team of Typal Bounce decks (not to be confused with Bounce Typal decks): -Cloudhoof Kirin Spirits/Arcane -Rakka Mar Elementals -Krile Wizards -Shigeki Saprolings -Dromar Dragons -Nicanzil Scouts -Shu Yun Monks -Arahbo Cats -Obyra Faeries -Gev Lizards -Rosheen Hydras -Uvilda Djinn

I do my best