"Hold me closer Tony Danza" or whatever Elton John said

They did WHAT in the Chili????

Who bringing a Pendragon deck to PAX so we can throw down in person? 👀

They did WHAT in the Chili????

Rush Hour and Rush Hour 2 are genuinely two of the most quotable movies of all time. I can't tell you how often I think of the line "All right listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side... and all the fine women on this side, right now!"

Meg got SHOOTERS shooters giving her that magical protection, huh?

It's wild how Yoshi-P apparently saw this train coming down the tracks because damn if this ain't LITERALLY the plot of Dawntrail beyond helping Wuk Lamat.

As Sun Tzu once said: "Don't gotta get ready if you stay ready."

Last panel announcement for Before the Con with After the Table! Join host @madnessdiamond.bsky.social and panelists @sailorsctaustin.bsky.social & @clickclacksnac.bsky.social to talk about horror and our love of the genre! Trust me it’s going to be amazing Get your tickets now! bit.ly/47kebYt

Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.

Donald "Nancy Reagan" Trump

He He didn't fucking move. Like that MF wasn't even on his TOES. He stepped into it and did that shit MID-PIVOT.

Hey y’all ! Cross posting Selling this Toph, the First Metalbender. Last confirmed sale $2752.74 Looking for $2500 or best offer shipped with tracking anywhere. Buyer pays international shipping/insurance. free shipping for CONUS Plenty of references upon request! Thanks for looking!

So I'm pretty excited to say I'm launching a store for my art! Got a small selection right now, mostly stickers and a keychain, but I hope you'll consider checking it out! acggoods.com/store/maushole

Calvin and Hobbes is always, always so fucking good man. One day I'm gonna get the complete collection and I'm gonna sit and go through it and turn into an 8-year-old all over again.

Yeah so. My food stamps are discontinued, and my car has died. I just wanna eat and provide for Ichiban, so if you can help out I would appreciate it. I also have a lot of overdue bills that have piled up as well—everything is just a lot right now and I could use some assistance. ko-fi.com/breeedo

For folks going to PAXU who wanna see me/meet up, you can find me all 3 days at the Hedron booth (Booth 4036) in the Expo Hall from open 'til 1:30PM as well as working Room 109 by the Game Hall both Friday & Saturday from 10-12PM, plus I'll be walking around & have my decks if you wanna sling cards!

For folks going to PAXU who wanna see me/meet up, you can find me all 3 days at the Hedron booth (Booth 4036) in the Expo Hall from open 'til 1:30PM as well as working Room 109 by the Game Hall both Friday & Saturday from 10-12PM, plus I'll be walking around & have my decks if you wanna sling cards!

Im not saying rudeness started with Italians, Im just saying they looked at the oil they made from olives and said "Calling you a regular virgin isnt enough"

Im not saying rudeness started with Italians, Im just saying they looked at the oil they made from olives and said "Calling you a regular virgin isnt enough"

Welcome back to the Village! Season 2 of It Takes A Village premieres with @serknowles.bsky.social , Lead Artist at Sad Owl Studios, the developer that brought us Viewfinder! Watch the full episode NOW on my YouTube: youtube.com/@samantha_be...

"TECHNICALLY he would be an ephebophil-" Dawg anyone trying to Uhm, Actually the pedantic ass specifics about the capital A Assault of young women deserves the chair because the guillotine would be too fucking fast, do not fucking play with me.

Trying to get back to posting content properly before I head to PAXU next week and what I posted today may not be the NEWEST point when it comes to MTG, but it remains important to me: Play. More. Bad. Decks. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DsTTpB/

Trying to get back to posting content properly before I head to PAXU next week and what I posted today may not be the NEWEST point when it comes to MTG, but it remains important to me: Play. More. Bad. Decks. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DsTTpB/

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✨Commander deck giveaway!✨ We have big goals for our content in 2026, and you can help us achieve them! It's free, it's easy, AND you could win some cool Commander decks. (Yes, the ones with the "free if commander" spells!) 2 entries possible 🦋+📸 Winner drawn Sunday post-stream. Let's do this.

"Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie" is the first conversation of like 3 conversations that leads to "The latest Mario movie will be rated R and Wario will be voiced by Steven Ogg"

CANNON. BUSTERS. COUNT YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN DAYS, NETFLIX!

...Now how did this man manage to make it sound like Say My Name was made by Destiny's Child feat. Israel & New Breed?!??? Oli_howe_keys on IG, for those curious.

...Now how did this man manage to make it sound like Say My Name was made by Destiny's Child feat. Israel & New Breed?!??? Oli_howe_keys on IG, for those curious.

@peachia.bsky.social caught my most prescient, sagacious and philosophical quote on stream last night:

If there's two things I associate with the term Cream City, its the city of Milwaukee and the brand Motorola.

Carl: So hey, we have this new city near San Diego with a cool sea wall nearby, what should we call it? Guy Who REALLY Fuckin Hates Carl: I have an idea.

Her: You better not ruin yet ANOTHER party getting weirdly political about food opinions. Me: I would NEVER. *Half a drink later* Me: Pell & Eat Shrimp is a fucking SCAM and you're all SHEEP. They're about to sell you Braise & Eat Beef and you'll EAT THAT SHIT UP you PLEBIAN. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

Took the plunge and shot shots at doing some cool Magic shit next year, including putting in for the New Perspectives Grant now that I'm far more openly a Cooking Implement. I did it at the buzzer, and this last month has been bare for content because of my family losses, but fuck it, worth a shot.

Also put in for Lorwyn because I literally have a vid talking about how Rhys has & always will be *my* card (For the curious: www.tiktok.com/@anoriand/vi...) and I may be too late to the party but Lorwyn has long been my favorite plane as a result of Rhys, so again... I'd rather go down shooting.

Also, I'm saying this publicly because I had every reason NOT to do it... Which is all the more reason I did: Maybe I'll inspire someone else to take the plunge and go for something. Plus it keeps me accountable. We'll know if I win or not together, and if not? I keep going and find another road. <3

Going to bump this one final time today and then no further. Thank you to everyone who has helped so far, I promise every bit has meant the world. <3

Just got a flat tire by *apparently running over a screw on the way to pick up my son from school* and its in the sidewall of the tire. ... Lol. Lmao, even.

Fuck it, this last month has been one struggle life event after another without a chance to breathe so I'm gonna ask for help. This barrage has truly kneecapped me emotionally so if you can help, I appreciate it more than you know <3 www.ko-fi.com/Anoriand

Lol they didnt even have the tire I got before and I had to get a more expensive one. Fuuuuuuuuuck thiiiiiiiis laaaaaaast moooooooonth foreeeeeeever. Genuinely one of the 3 worst months of my entire life and in contention for the worst and Ive been through a fucking seperation.

I might live to regret this but fuck it lets roll:

The data is here of Me being present and John not knowing the game which means the situation is ripe for a possible "I Didn't Know There'd Be Titties 2: Electric Boogaloo" situation, so come join!

Ok uh well @anoriand.bsky.social and I are live playing whatever the fuck MiSide is. I know nothing about this other than it was gifted to me. www.twitch.tv/officialSDGC

I fuckin LOVE this game and you should 1000% pick it up for free. Funny enough, this was my first true blue Youtube video game Review I ever got to do! I stand by every word: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--A... Also lack of weapon degradation means I'll take this over Breath Of The Wild 8 days a week.

I might live to regret this but fuck it lets roll:

I fuckin LOVE this game and you should 1000% pick it up for free. Funny enough, this was my first true blue Youtube video game Review I ever got to do! I stand by every word: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--A... Also lack of weapon degradation means I'll take this over Breath Of The Wild 8 days a week.